RWBY

RWBY is a Pseudo-Anime made by some dead chink by the name of Monty Oum and Rooster Teeth marketed at those who can't tell the difference between a fine-quality anime and a knock-off. As little thought was put into the characters, dialogue, and plot as possible and instead most of the effort went into the design of fantastical yet mostly non-lethal weapon design (only three characters die in the whole series and one of them is a one-off character created solely for the purpose of dying). Fittingly, RWBY was created with aid of a animation program called Poser, which is advertised at the end of each episode.

Plot

RWBY follows a Mary Sue named Ruby, who gets accepted into a school that trains child soldiers even though she's only 16 because she's part of the silver-eyes Master race. There are also soulless creatures who are never explained calls the "creatures of Grimm" that require elite child soldiers to do battle with and are secretly being controlled by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy.

Setting

RWBY takes place in a world called Remnant, and it happens to be a furry's dream come true: People with car ears, bunny ears, and monkey tails exist, and the imaginary persecution furries whine about online exists outside their heads and off-line in Remnant. These cat/bunny/monkey people are calls "Faunus", and the persecution they face is meant to be a metaphor for the persecution African Americans or Black South Africans faced during the Jim Crow days or Apartheid respectively, even though non-white-skinned people don't appear in the series until the second volume. Faunus also have two pairs of ears: a pair of animal ears and a pair of human ears.

Within the world of Remnant, there exists a group called the "White Fang" who are supposed to fight for equal rights for Faunus, yet the audience never sees them do that outside of exposition spoken by Blake in the penultimate episode of the first volume. In fact, the White Fang act as the lackeys of human thugs throughout the series.

Characters

Ruby – The leader of Team RWBY, a team of individuals older than she is, even though she displays no leadership qualities to speak of. Despite being the main and title character, she shows no personality beyond being socially awkward yet successful at everything she does and then some.
Weiss – The whiny, spoiled bitch of Team RWBY. For some reason shipped with Ruby by the fanbase even though she's a total cumslut.
Blake – Another member of Team RWBY and secret catgirl Faunus. She has to hide her Furryness because Furries are apparently oppressed in this world even though no actual discrimination against them is shown onscreen.
Yang – A member of Team RWBY and Ruby's Slutty older sister who acts as a Masturbation tool and makes shit puns. Shipped with Blake by the fantards for no reason.
Jaune – The leader of Team JNPR, an Aryan "loser" who effortlessly wins the affections of the school's best warrior Pyrrha at first sight for only god knows why reason, is named team leader for no good reason, overcomes bullies, and never truly pays the price for cheating his way into the academy.
Nora – A member of Team JNPR who has no character beyond being an obvious Pinkie Pie ripoff, yet is still more developed than the four leads.
Pyrrha – A member of Team JNPR with magnet powers who became infatuated with Jaune at first sight because she has a Soy boy fetish. The best thing she does is die at the end of the third volume.
Ren – A member of Team JNPR and Nora's fuckboy, who's personality is that he has none.
Ozpin Beacon's headmaster. Picks teams based on what words he can make with the character's first initials rather than any practical method.
Glynda Goodwitch – Ozpin's secretary; a bitchy bureaucratic fuck.
Sun – A monkey Faunus and Blake's Fuckboy. He is the only Faunus who doesn't have a victim or persecution complex of any sort.
Qrow – The drunk uncle of Ruby and Yang who sounds like a pedo.
Penny – Ruby's Sex Robot who gets raped to death at the end of Volume 3.
Ironwood – A general for some kingdom, which isn't saying much since all their soldiers are robotic drones.
Team CFVY – A team that exists for no other reason to be so overpowered that one has to wonder why Ozpin sent Team RWBY instead of CFVY to find and fight Torchwich.
Cinder – The generic villain of the show. Head of a conspiracy to flood Remnant with Grimm For teh lulz. Voiced by Jessica Nigri.
Roman Torchwick – An Alex DeLarge-wannabe and criminal who steals Dust for Cinder. Despite not being the real villain he's much more of an active threat than Cinder at least until he gets randomly killed off.
Neopolitan – Roman's personal EGL and sex slave, as well as a rip-off of Nui from Kill la Kill. A lady with an umbrella. She doesn't have any dialogue, personality, or background, so what's the point?
Emerald – A former hoodrat who became a lesbian and joined Cinder because she wants to get in her panties.
Mercury – Likes slamming books.
Adam Taurus – The leader of the White Fang, Blake's ex-boyfriend who wants revenge on her for breaking up with him. He cut off Yang's arm For teh lulz, making him the best character in the show. Despite this he winds up as nothing more but another pawn fo