Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 10, 2024
Axel Muganwa Rudakubana, a dangerous immigrant from the African country of Rwanda, is just your average black person that vehemently despised Taylor Swift's music because she is a living representative of the white devils that enslaved millions of lazy blacks and doesn't bury her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary rapping in the middle of a song because she is trying to get a friend a music contract.
Coming from Banks, Lancashire, England, incel Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29, 2024 was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the "English man" by declaring war against little girls too young to fight against him and have their deaths serve as an example for all the racist crimes inflicted upon him and his black brothers.
Having been born with the disability of living in England and it being a country that is well-known for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world, Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a yoga and dance studio mostly populated by children during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely sane, like most of us, he wanted the satanic songs of Taylor Swift, where she pontificates on and on about all the boyfriends she has dumped, halted immediately. Being black and unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the yoga/dance studio kept playing the shallow lyrics and uninspired sounds of her background music, all he was able to do was make chimp sounds, grab a knife, and go on a stabbing spree.
Being black and incapable of thinking more than 5 seconds into the future or beyond the rewards of instant gratification, Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife around like he was Deathstroke from a Batman comic. He killed 3 little girls and wounded 8 (plus 2 adults), surpassing the Couch Cuck by 1 kill.
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