Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 10, 2023

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Unwarranted Self-Importance (USI), is a disease that gives you the feeling that you are actually worth something despite not having made any contributions to society or to anything at all, and actually making the world a much shittier place, thus making yourself look like a complete douche. This is often a symptom of an underlying mental disorder known as Narcissism. This concept was first best introduced to civilization in the form of Socrates.

This is common amongst Kanye West, Chris Chan, DarksydePhil, Birdie, MovieBob, BoA, Matthew Davis, LiveJournal, Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, Anna Kendrick, Emer Prevost, Randy Stair, Jared Milton, Harvey Weinstein, Tara Strong, Uwe Boll, Lena Dunham, Doopie DoOver, Mr. Enter, Ethan Ralph, Eric Abramov, Nixxiom, Kuro5hin users, NeoGAF users, Hillary Clinton, Nihilistic Snake, SONYFANBOY, Corey Margera, chavs, Michael Bay, pre-med students, Social Justice Warriors, and Apple users, famous weathermen, Coalition soldiers who have actually been to Iraq and anyone who drives some sort of "green" hybrid car while simultaneously expecting your gratitude for saving the fucking earth. It occurs on ED all the time.

Unwarranted self-importance is also often associated with flamers or n00bs, Americunts, transgender activists, and anyone who contributes to this specific ED article. It will be found on sites where posts or edits are encouraged, as many imagine themselves working for some greater power as they upset others. It also comes into play when the unwarrantably self-important are lacking in one or more areas of their lives, e.g. being too poor to afford a TV. Most people that reward themselves with the feeling that they are important can easily be considered bastards. On the internet there are narcissistic users who make use of bot programs to advertise and subscribe themselves as if to gratify their own ego they are the incredibly talented human beings for hire. Needless to say you won't find people to admit it such as LifeInATent.

People who believe themselves important should seek medical treatment, perhaps because of narcissistic tendencies - except for Jacknstock, who was fucking fired instead. USI has become an epidemic, and is spreading faster than diarrhea in a Mexico City restaurant.


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