Coffee--Pot

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigationJump to search
Coffee--Pot is in an internet sissy fight with Gegabyte.
Please dig up lulz on them both.
MOAR
Add pixplzkthnx to Coffee--Pot
Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.
What? This article needs moar funny.
You can help by adding moar funny.

Coffee--Pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her e-fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of whiteknights even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the coffee.

   
“ 		 
the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a semi-decent artist with a very large following
  		„
  		 

—Onideus, on why this article got so many views


DevianTART life

She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some bad guys drove her into leaving her first account and make another. The whole story started with this post, which somehow became a big deal. Her whiteknight named "Crystalisa" got all butthurt for asking questions about a so-called "weeaboo" about her and her drama with Coffee--Pot. Some other stupid Complaint Forums came from Coffee--Pot after she was Harassed. She then moved to Japan just to party. She enjoys picking fights with people for no fucking reason because "I LIVE IN JAPAN U CAN'T GET ME LOL U MAD BRO LOL PROBLEM??????"

It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking internet stalker, too. Her whiteknights do it as well.

Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people are doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of whine that is delicious like orphan tears.

It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves. talk about lol.


   
“ 		 
Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.
  		„
  		 

—-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)

[1] Give that attention whore some sperm. Hey, Chris-Chan! This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama!

BAAAAAAWWWING about her kiki artz isn't animez enough

for some reason, sadness is depression apparently...


SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG!

Discovery (Her finding out she has an ED page)

Her recent journal. (BALEETED) Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you famous these days.

Personal Life

She works as a teacher in Japan, then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- If you're trying your best to not be identified as a weeaboo yourself, this ain't helping.

Coffee's Mother
and her father...

In other related news, her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that when he laughed about it, he choked on his own shit-dipped pocky. Way to go showing that you're okay with your "Engrish" girlfriend getting "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. We'll add that to your resume when you get cucked in the future.


AND THE REST OF HER INBRED FAMILY!

~Screenshot Gallery~

Look at this shit About missing Pics
  • Her Trolling skillz suck ass cheeks
    Her Trolling skillz suck ass cheeks
  • Uggh She doesn't even know the meaning of "infamous"
    Uggh She doesn't even know the meaning of "infamous"
  • Loving how
    Loving how
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • She admits being an Atheist
    She admits being an Atheist
  • If you help Coffee, you are a perv!!!!!!
    If you help Coffee, you are a perv!!!!!!
  • This.
    This.
  • Is.
    Is.
  • How.
    How.
  • It.
    It.
  • Got.
    Got.

Animez 4 teacherzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Her Trolling Skills

Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a lolcow. Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan. The person she claims to be her rival/evil twin has let it go of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't let it go, like your typical aspie. She is also spazzing out about being stalked by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with screenshots of her stalking her DA page in an attempt to prove it, but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them screenshots of abuse or stalking to get banned as far as reports go.

The person that she called a weeaboo seems to have had more sense to let it go and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.

Ways To Piss Her Off

  • Simply be more smart than; disagreeing with "it".
  • Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
  • Call her a Jap
  • Tell her that she's an attention whore.
  • Question her.
  • Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
  • Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
  • Ask her if she really lives in Japan, then request for her to show some pics.
  • Make fun of her hypocrisy.
  • Tell her that her boyfriend has a micropenis.
  • Say something about loving anime.
  • Tell her that she's a weeaboo herself.
  • Remind her that's she a womanchild.
  • Say that you LOVE yaoi. Like really love it.
  • Call her out on her attention whoring
  • Call her out on her hypocrisy
  • Do those things above

Did You Know...

Whiteknights of Coffee--Pot

About Half of These are StarsThatSing's accounts.

   
“ 		 
Oh my god, me too. My life is complete.
  		„
  		 

—MissMaddox

   
“ 		 
Oh my god, Rot-Chan your gallery is so kawaii!!

But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.
 

„
  		 

— PHB

See Also

Coffee--Pot is part of a series on

DeviantART

Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage.

Retrieved from "https://encyclopediadramatica.win/index.php?title=Coffee--Pot&oldid=168645"