Angry Goy II

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Angry Goy II is the epic sequel released in 2018 to the original Angry Goy video game that allows you to take down hordes of Antifa protestors, sodomites, niggers, mudslime invaders, fraudulent journalists and scheming jews. It follows the plot of the president getting kidnapped by left wing terrorists and you having to rescue him from the Jewish elite and ultimately save the West. And what's more epic? The game's art is brought to you by Ben Garrison himself if you can believe it!

Gamemodes

Angry Goy II features two gamemodes called "Campaign" and "Survival". Campaign mode is the main attraction and takes the form of a linear story-driven adventure. The story revolves around Donald Trump being kidnapped by left-wing terrorists, and it's up to your team of up to three people to save him and ultimately save The West from joos. On your quest you will infiltrate many stages and rescue various heroes such as Mike Pence from the Sodomites, PewDiePie from the Diverse Urban Area and finally the Big T himself from the Kikes. Gameovering will give you a video gulting you for how badly you failed to save The West.

Survival mode is a test of endurance that that requires you to defend a monument of Robert E. Lee from waves of oncoming leftists for as long as possible.

Playable Characters

AGII features a wide roster of playable characters to choose from- each armed with three interchangeable weapons unique to themselves. Typing "lovehitl3r" on the character select screen will unlock all characters instantly.

  • Richard Spencer - The first character on the roster. Carries a tiki torch (one of the only good melee weapons in the game; although melee weapons still suck by default in this game so it's still not gonna take you very far) and a shitty hand gun. Has very little health so he can hardly handle a single punch; easily the worst character in the game. His most redeeming factor is being able to hear him say "Heil Trump" at the beginning of each stage.
  • Murdoch - A wojak character from some alt-right cartoon.
  • Moon Man - Everybody's favorite gun-slinging, coon-slaying, moon-headed Klansman, who appears frequently in the games promotional art. Equipped with his trusty AKKK-47 and a machete so he can hack niggers apart like an African dictator during a genocide.
  • Tay AI - The rouge Twitter bot who takes the form of a bikini girl armed with a flamethrower. Also has a 3D-printed gun, but don't bother with that - you won't need it. Just flame away at all the flamers and watch Tay's titty jiggle when ever she walks.
  • Der Soldat - A ruggedly handsome German soldier. I think he might be an old /pol/ meme.
  • Lucca Traini - Who?
  • Steven Crowder - When Crowder asked "Prove me wrong", the antifags must've took it as an invitation for a fight. He's an Alt-Lite goober, but if the media says he's a neo-nazi enough times, then I guess he's welcome to the team.
  • Ron Paul - The man, the legend, the libertARYAN and true successor to the American throne who was usurped by that sandmonkey Obama and mormonfag Mitt Romney. Equipped with an M249 and a (((Desert Eagle))), Ron is ready to weed out the decay of his country at the hands of corrupt government officials. He also has a knife, but of course you can just ignore that since it sucks so much ass, like every other melee weapon in this game.
  • Murdoch Chan - The other wojak person, but this one has tits that jiggle when you walk.
  • Chris Chanwell - Again, who? Wikipedia says he's a fed who has an emo side, so I guess that's good enough to make the roster.
  • Varg - A pagan nutjob who burnt down a church because he listened to too much black metal.
  • Natt Danelaw - The original angry goy from the first Angry Goy game. He uses a crusty body pillow as a melee weapon, but unfortunately doesn't use that cool-ass gun from the first game as one of his ranged weapons.
  • Golden One - Again, WHO? Anyways he has luscious, blonde, flowing hair and is a pagan bodybuilder. He has an article on RationalWiki which basically is a hashed rant about him by some pr0nz-addicted lifestylist who tries hurriedly debunk everything Goldy stands for. It's really cringe-worthy.
  • Jackson - Andrew Jackson, the 7th president of the United States and main propagator of the Trail of Tears (of laughter). Uses a blanket infected with smallpox as a proximity weapon
  • Bob Mathews - A Cascadian-based neo-nazi, burgular and terrorist who died in a massive shootout with the FBI. Though he didn't manage to get a highscore (or a single kill for that matter) or be anything other than a general loser irl, he can redeem himself in the video game world. Equipped with a Mac10 and Grenade Launcher, Bobby is ready to do some serious damage.
  • R. Biederman - A Rhodesian RLI soldier and pretty decent character.
  • Dr. Peirce - The author of the Turner Diaries. His signature weapon is the mortar, an artillery piece which Dr. Peirce somehow manages to carry with his bare hands. He can wipe out large mobs of enemies with a single blast, so he's certainly a powerful character.
  • Rockwell - Founder of the American Nazi Party. Has an M1Garand, which although is not the most overpowered weapon, can kill a single normal enemy with a singular shot. It's all you really need with this character.
  • Wotan - The most powerful god in Germanic mythology; the Nordic equivalent being Odin. He's equipped with some very decent guns, except for the luger which fires single shots and takes way to many bullets to kill a single enemy. Srsly this is probably the worst gun in the game.
  • Jesus - Apparently the second coming of Christ, who is armed with a whip, Bibles which explode like landmines, and in traditional American evangelical teachings, a firearm.
  • Adolf Hitler - Der Fuher himself, the final character you unlock in the game. Fires with his MiniGun, expels poisonous gas with his delouser, drops copies of his Mein Kampf (fittingly named "Mine Kampf") which explode like land mines, and is absolutely OP.

See Also

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