Stealthing

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Stealthing is when you, not you, the retard reading this because you will be coming up later, know you have the God given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior children as possible so you know it's your place to damage the condom by poking holes into it or remove it during sex and finish out by riding the bitch bareback.

In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some fat, deformed, soft in the head Gene Freak wanting to have a baby and trap your Minimum Wage earning McDonalds ass so she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will use a lady condom with the top cut out and before we, The Superior Race know it, you contributed 5 of the dumbest and Ugliest kids to the World's population and gene pool by adding your mutt genes to it because after the first one you said, "Fuck it, and gave the world 4 more deformed dogs that would be put down if the were caught by the dog catcher.

Perfectly legal to do in the US. As the United States is quickly becoming the new Deutsche Land, thanks to all of the libtards taking over, you can do it with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. Don't go doing it California. The Freaks in that state and their misguided views believe that stealthing is akin to Rape.

How It's Done

Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke holes in the condom with a sewing needle. It's that easy. Even a Sperg like you can accomplish that. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you. This is where the stealth in stealthing comes in.

The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like missionary, give her a couple strokes and say you want to get her from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all of your Baby Gravy.

If you're the one in charge of the condom it's a pretty simple process.

  • if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break.
  • The standard poking holes in the condom.
  • Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those Fuckers will turn to dust with the first stroke.
  • if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on
  • In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off your Your tiny dick during the old in/out

Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve

You're giving the girl a Baby. All girls want a baby that they can take care of and raise. It's their life dream - especially if they win the genetics lottery and are awarded with a boy. Instead of a baby doll, they're getting the real thing so what is there to complain about? They'll even be happy with a girl because they can throw away they're dolls and play pretty, pretty, make-up with their daughter.

All of their dreams come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the men sit back safely in our recliners to either play Call of Duty or watch football - knowing that our genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation.

Darwin Would call the act of procreation and carrying a child to term a form of immortality, as your genes will cross multiple generations and influence future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - you.

Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a Woman's dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen standing in front of an oven cooking, cleaning the house and making Sammiches for kids and the man she's trapped by saying that 7 and one-half months is a full term pregnancy.

By poking a hole in a condom, you're giving her the life she wants and aiding in human Evolution.

The Legality of Stealthing

As of now it is perfectly legal in the USofFuckingA because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex she has also consented to letting her insides get a Sperm shower.

California, on the other hand, being the idiot state full of beaners, gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be Sued idiot, but what's a little money to knowing that you passed your genes on.

You need to watch out what country you're in because a lot of countries see stealthing as rape. A short list includes Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Ausfalia, The Netherlands and Switzerland.

Do not attempt stealthing in these countries because you will do prison time for rape and/or sexual assault and you won't have to worry about stealthing because every Motherfucker will be riding your ass bare back.

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