Kaitlin Jackson

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Kaitlin Jackson, the self-proclaimed "Troll Hunter" spends six hours every night trawling the internet to expose online "cyber bullies". A typical night for Kaitlin involves tears and heart-wrenching sympathy for the victims of trolls. The mother of five who neglects her children on a daily basis claims to have forced 500 "cyberbullies" off the internet. An astonishing feat of child neglect.

The Troll Hunter

STOP BERBULLIES

Kaitlin's typical nightly mission

8pm: Kaitlin logs on to Facebook and joins anti-trolling groups to share links to cyber bullies.

8.10pm: She scrolls through ­hundreds of vile posts and ­vandalised tribute pictures.

8.15pm: She reports "abuse" through the site’s complaints procedure.

9.10pm: Troll-hunters join forces and spam abusers with their anti-"bullying" campaign. They name and shame trolls online – posting to their friends and family.

10.30pm: Kaitlin recalls helping the family of an 11-year-old ­Australian boy whose memorial page was targeted after he died from cancer. Trolls posted ­graphic images of dead children, thanked “cancer” for taking his life and labelled his parents “attention-seeking monsters who used their child for sympathy”. Kaitlin tracked down each abuser and reported them to police. The page was ­removed within an hour.

11.15pm: A boy of 13 is bullied after posting a picture of his seriously ill gran on a “Get well soon” page.

11.45pm: Kaitlin sends a message to Facebook founder Mark ­Zuckerberg asking: “How many more lives will we have to mourn before you take this seriously?” She has contacted him before but has never received a reply.

00.50am: She weeps as she reports a page named “The recipe how to cook babies”, which has pictures of dead children and fetuses.

1:30am: Kaitlin checks progress made this evening. Eighty-six positive results, which can range from a single person being banned to an entire network of troll ­accounts being suspended.

1:45am: She checks to see if Zuckerberg has responded... no.

2:00am: She logs off, knowing that for every troll she takes down, hundreds more are going unpunished.

So you're being stalked by Kaitlin, what now?

Since her anti-tactics consist of doxing, printing out what you posted (she's never heard of a screencap,) and calling the cops, all you have to do is just not be a dumb shit and troll her with a fake name. Since, according to her, "No arrests have been made yet" it is pretty clear the cops don't give a fuck. So if she tells you she printed out what you said and is going to tell the police just ignore her and keep going. Furthermore, she also admitted that when the trolls are from another country the pigs just tell her to fuck off. So if you live anywhere outside the U.S/U.K Kaitlin is fair game. Or you could use a proxy to make her think you're from china... or just tell her that you are because she'll believe it.

Bottom line though, is that her "500 defeated trolls" are all either scared pussies who are scared off by fake threats of litigation, or people who just got banned and made a new account.

PROTIP: Trolling Kaitlin is fun and easy because you can literally make her cry moralfag tears of liberal anti-free-speech butthurt.

Merlin only knows the motive

A psychologist would argue that her need to neglect her five children while she indulges in her crusade of martyrdom stems from her own neglect from her partners. Indeed her groups and posts show clear signs of this being the case.


A real man doesn't treat a woman like dirt - 1 member

I'm sick of all thses men pretending to be a real man then hurting a woman or humilating her or using her , shame on them , i would like to hope we get some true real men join this group. Are u a realan thats not afraid to say to their best mate " don't treat her that way" then by allmeans plz join. if ur one of thsesmen that think its okto hurt use and abuse then plz don't we want real not fake

Kaitlin Jackson "being in a reationship with a man that has no respect for you is a lonely and confusing place to be, hopefully get enough support on here to make these bullies realise what they are doing is wrong, and i hopefully women or men actally feel comfrtable enough to come and chat and get support x" · 12 October 2010 at 14:41


Further evidence would suggest Kaitlin's cyber rampage of justice stems not only from her partners neglect but from her own children being bullied.

STOP BULLYING IN SCHOOLS NOW - 1 member

Our children are sent to school because legally the law says we have to, but we DO NOT have to put up with our children being made the victims of spiteful nasty and violent behaviour. locum parentis is a latin word for instead of or in replace of parent, and while our children are at school the school them selves have a temporary responsibility towards our children, in other words protecting them from nasty bullies.

"Most of us have been there and its notnice to see your child go through for someone bullying it doesntmake them big it means they are insecure and the find their confidence by taking it away from others, ormaybe jealousy that has started it it but what ever the reason its not big and its most certainly not clever my two eldest went through it and thank fully have came through the other end but not before me getting involved and fighting with the school to act a child should be able to go to school with an innocent smile and cheeky grin instead of with dread and tears in eyes xx" · 11 October 2010 at 15:32


Merlin Knows

On the 19th of August 2013, 'Operation Kaitlin' was launched. A combined effort of Reddit, ebaumsworld, The operation had one goal, troll the troll hunter. An anonymous user added Kaitlin's daughter Summer Ann Summers Prigmore (Adele Prigmore), at the very same time another anon user messaged her a delightful txt that pondered over the word niggah. Where upon Summer's daughter read the text and began asking her mother "What's a niggah?". Summer enraged by the niggah questions assumed her new friend had sent the text and began a barrage of hate and abuse towards the user Noemi Hoying.

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