Lynn Ann
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Lynn Ann Guisti is a crazy and creepy obsessed fangirl of one of the perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners" (supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and disturbingly degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is; out of touch with reality and admiring the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise (ex: pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: black markets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.
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Murky origins
Born in New York, not much is known of Lynn's previous antics other than when she moved to Hollywood, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, failed miserably at trying to become an actress by lying about her age extremely (saying she was born in 1984 when she's in her 50s) to have a higher chance of being accepted for a role, and then moved to Sherman Oaks. So, much like the majority of Los Angeles residents.
Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule among-st people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity a female can harbor. If even Tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become an hero.
JewTube Videos
Like any other autist who naively assumes the Internet is full of supportive people who share your interests, no matter how quirky or rare they may be, she decided to tap into the welcoming community that is YouTube to share her healthy obsession of Eric Harris with the world. She called anyone who didn't support her a "ugly loser" and compared their looks to the ones who died in Columbine. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, 2011, she only began uploading lulzy videos on January 13th, 2015. A year later around September 2016, after she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly made all of her videos private and was rarely seen from again.
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About Lynn Ann
Her Failbook bio previously stated:
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Showing off her graphic design skills
Being the reflective and deep soul that she is, Lynn Ann has taken up the medium of art to further convey her becunted adulation. Alas, if only her muse were still alive to witness the homage. Perhaps if there is an afterlife, this is the ultimate punishment bestowed upon Eric and Dylan: to be constantly studied and obsessed over by some of the most fucked up degenerates in the entire world. A fitting punishment, for the chaos and destruction they inflicted on the innocent. It should be noted that Lynn stated that much of the artwork published on her CuntBook was made by a close friend of hers; only a small amount of the fan-art is apparently her own work.
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Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line -
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See Also
- Columbine - White boys do it better.
- Columbiners - Degenerate cunts from Tumblr who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did Columbine.
- Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.
External Links
YouTube
Twitter - Active.
- Twitter #2 - Alternate account, used in May 2014.
IMDB
Facebook
MySpace
KiwiFarms thread
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