Shelby Rox

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.


   
 
STOP WITH THIS FRICKING SHELBYBAIT! YOU GUYS SUCK GET A LIFE AND STOP NOW OR I WILL BAN YOU! I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED!!
 

 
 

—-ShelbyTheYandere

Typical 13 year old comebacks.

ShelbyTheYandere, Shelby Rox, Shelby12235, or Shelby Rose C, is your typical 13 year old white girl who loves anime (but she's totally not racist!!!) from the stinky bowels of DeviantART and of course, with her fellow retarded children on MyFirstWorld, a shitty website builder that no one knew about until she arrived, and thinks she's "a big girl" because she doesn't wear diapers anymore.

She tends to steal avatars and bases from sites like Gaiaonline and Deviantart, claims to have drawn them, and then gets extremely offended when someone points this out. Ironically, she tends to shit herself when she sees someone else using the same avatar builder as her, and proceeds to tell them how unoriginal they are despite the fact that she greatly lacks originality herself.

History

The aftermath of the raid on MyFirstWorld saw Shelby first enter the spotlight.

Due to MyFirstWorld being a rare and undiscovered source of cringe, ShelbyTheYandere's exact origins are unknown.

Sometime in late 2015, multiple posts were submitted to the now-dead Tumblr blog DeviantARTWhy, in which, you guessed it, was a blog dedicated to showcasing the absolute worst that DevianTART has to offer. Thus, this was the very first documentation of MyFirstWorld's horrible existence, and the horrors that lurked within it. Within days, the website was also posted to 4chan's /b/.

As per usual, Shelby decided to have a cow about it and whinge about how everyone was "TRIGGERING!!1" Her, by drawing penises and bestiality on the drawing board, and thus a new meme was born.

Shelby discovers Horrible-Deviantart-Drawings

Several lulz-filled weeks of battling the tumblr and 4chan trolls later, a user-submitted post was submitted to another bad art blog, Horrible-Deviantart-Drawings causing Shelby to lose her shit, sending anon hate to the owners of the blog, conning the term "ShelbyBait" in light of the hellhole Shelby dug herself into.

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Shelby gets banned

The admin of the site finally got fucking tired of Shelby's bullshit and attempted to IP ban her, making her rage over the fact that she thinks she knows how to run a website better than the admins themselves.. Of course, Shelby, being the person who fucking ruins everything, made just about all of them quit. To this day, it's said that she still gets butthurt over the fact the website is, at this point, non-existent. Of course, to get around this ban, Shelby decided to use a web proxy.

Later, as always, Shelby said she was going to commit suicide, again, and proceeded to bitch about how the site admin "hates" her and should go die in a fire.

Reactions to this Article

And thus, the butthurt revisionism begins, along with a million other journals about how, once again, shelbyfuck is going to kill herself, which of course, is total bullshit. Subsequently, though, Shelby thinks that placing mutliple stamps about how much she hates ED on her DeviantART page will prove some kind of point.

The quest to take down ED

In early January of 2017, the group Anti-ED-Anti was created. What is this all about, you may ask? In Shelby's own words:

As you can see, Shelby openly admits to editing this very page, in an act of butthurt revisionism, yet again.

At the moment, the group has a grand total of one member, being none other than Shelby herself, and the page consists of nothing but A) Shelby complaining about ED in the comments and B) Shelby BAWW-ing about ED some more.

Reactions from others

   
 
I can't believe how sad and pathetic you are. You're making these low-quality videos with toys that are meant for 7-to-8 year-olds, trying to lure in more subscribers and views, using one of your ALT accounts to compliment and like your own videos, and why are you doing it? Because of what I've all written down nice and clear for your little precious sparklewoof Mary-Sue eyes! Seriously, how old are you? 12? Your parents should have got you a high-quality video camera by now. Or is it because they are too poor to afford one because you are constantly demanding more and more little "KAWAIIII XD!1111!!" bobbly-heads. I really feel bad for your parents, anyway. How did you get all these subscribers in the first place? Just go away, nobody wants your long-as-hell nose anywhere. go watch your Anime, kiddo.
 

 
 

   
 
This is really shitty, hah. Surprised you haven't fallen off the face of the internet yet.
 

 
 

   
 
I don't know how to feel about this..
 

 
 

   
 
aww, you got the insult "cancer" from your haters, and now you're using it on them! they grow up so fast.
 

 
 

Shelby LOVES drama

The majority of the gorups she's apart of are dedicated to hating her.

Shelby falling victim to 4chan trolls, as usual.

Unsurprisingly, she admits to creating fake accounts and creating hate groups about herself for attention, but can't help but get so butthurt when she actually gets the negative attention she seeks.

It's also a well-known fact that Shelby is unable to take constructive criticism from others about any goddamn fucking thing, as she believes people are bullying her, and then, proceeds to publicly bitch about how she's "oppressed" and then pulls the suicide card to get her white knights to show sympathy for her. Therefore, Shelby has proven to be a easy target for lulz. Shelby's favourite thing to do, however, is make mutliple sockpuppet accounts on various websites to defend herself, often failing horribly.

Shelby seems to have a high opinion of herself, often telling her "trolls" that

No.

she's the most mature person in the world because she's 12, and that everyone should worship her.

Shelbyfuck's Fetishes

Just like any other TARTlet, Shelby here has her own fetishes, typically having to do with pretending to be mentally insane and killing people, bragging about it, and then fucking their dead body, all at the tender age of 13. Ah, how wonderful.

Notice how Shelby says that faking suicide is fucking sick?

A showcase of Shelby's talents

Pay attention to the fact that Shelby likely pirated Paint Tool Sai, yet continues to make absolute garbage in MS Paint.

Her "Art"

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Her Websites

The website is a tryhard of a school simulator consisting of shitty, stolen images and bad coding. In general, MyFirstWorld has shitty coding, but Shelby has managed to take that to another level with Microsoft Paint quality art, slapped together with stolen images and saved on a jpeg file extension.

The pages are all bundled together and make no sense whatsoever. Apparently, this is her idea of a college.

Shelby's Youtube Channels

Shelby, being the attention whore that she is, has at least 5 youtube channels, all full of the same shit, which she uses to "defend" herself from her supposed bullies and haters, despite being all the same person.

Let's take a look at one of Shelby's youtube videos, shall we?

It's just about as awful as you would expect.

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Shelby gets a Wattpad

Shelby decided to become a even "Bigger girl" by making her own Wattpad account In 2015. Shelby thinks she was superior then everyone else and decided to think that being transphobic and telling people to kill themselves were cool. She also was a whore for spreading rumors/lies of other people on Wattpad. JK Shes nto trans phobic we lied lol

White Knights

As with all weeaboos on the internet, Shelby has a small army of white knights that love to lick her E-clit.

See Also

External Links

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Shelby Rox is part of a series on Tumblr.



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