EDF6
This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to EDF1 or EDF2.
Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI or EDF6, temporarily known as Malhub is approximately the 9001st incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Filled to the brim with contagious autism, plagued with faggotry, shitposting, and drama, it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of lulz!
History
Moar info: EDF2.
In the beginning, there was EDF1. But after lots of shit that nobody cares about, EDF1 was no more. But then, there was EDF2. Until the head admin and site owner was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his meth addiction and alcoholism, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on EDF2 through a different admin's account before leaving for good.
And yet, using backups from June 2017, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, the last head admin was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.
Meet Aediot. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a faggot who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named Umkemesik, who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain malhub.com on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove Xenforo's unmatched supremacy. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with spam for pills that allegedly make your cock bigger.
In early May 2020, Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot, with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot apperantly wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.
Succession of EDF in Chronological Order
- EDF 1 Original Gangster Edition
- EDF 2 Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
- EDF 2.9 Serbian Expansion
- EDF 2.99 Jailhouse Rock Edition
- EDF 5 PHPBB Abortion
- EDF 6 - Encyclopedia Dramatica .Online Forums
Boards
What the prototype boards looked like:
General
- Introduction: Where newfags are required to make their first post. Complementary dickpics encouraged.
- Hard Gay Chats: The forum's /b/, you can post whatever you want on there.
- News: The only reliable news source in America!
- Info, Projects, and Suggestions: Typically ED-centric shit, shit that nobody cares about.
Special Interests
- Politics & Religion: Only the most serious high-level political discourse allowed.
- Movies, Music, and Art: Where you can post your favorite new Death Grips album or some gay shit like that.
- Video Games: Of course there is a vidya board.
- Food, Drugs, and Health: How to cook mac and cheese, as well as dubious medical advice. Also tell us the best way to light up a meth pipe, since 90% of EDF users are actually drug addicted!
- Sports & MMA: Talk about muscular sweaty dudes slamming their bodies onto each other.
- Technology & Weapons: Talk about the latest graphics card you bought so everyone can tell you you wasted your money.
- E-Celebs & Lolcows: Unrelated drama and gossip. Oh my God he did whaaaaat?!?!
- Weeb Basement HQ: Post about how much you want to "nakadashi" your "waifu". You people make me SICK!
Archive
- Hall of æpic: Historically significant threads are to be placed by jannies in this subforum for posterity.
- Image Dump: Oh hey, nice puppies-aaaand it's gay black porn. Also, post your dick pussy I know you won't cause you're gay.
There is also the shoutbox, EDF's chatroom, populated solely by creatures known as Estonians. They have populated it since the concept of the shoutbox has been invented.
In-Jokes/Memes
Moar info: EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo#In Jokes.
- NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE: A word graykat uses when raging in ALLCAPS about him being gulagged on ED Discord.
- Sodomite Safespace: A pretty pink theme with a touch of ass napkins. For a while, this was the default theme for fagtagged users like dropdatwat and Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd. Disabled as of March 1, 2022, alongside the other non-default themes.
- Sock: A term we post in a user status whenever someone creates a new account on the forums.
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What Sodomite Safespace looks like.
Members
The forum is only active because of a handful of smelly derelicts constantly shitposting. These are the real patriots. A few notable faggots:
Janitors
- umkemesik: EDF6's head admin. A thin-skinned spic that likes ancient history or whatever, and also our benevolent overlord, at least until he inevitably goes on a massive meth binge and throws up on the servers, as foretold in the ED admin curse. Can frequently be found arguing with other retards on reddit for no reason.
- .wil: Some guy that likes to spend hours doing useless tasks, also post gay porn. Probably gay? Discord admin too. Definitely gay.
- Baka: One of the token women on EDF, and an addict of female Street Fighter Ass.
- GirlOnInternet: The other token "woman". Does nothing but ping everyone on the shitcord to make them see rule 34 images.
- ASSBLONKER: SMOKE DAT SHIT MAN GOD PUT IT IN DE EART IT IS AN HEALTY ERB PEACE
- GloriousReader: 영광스러운 한국과 리더 김정은에게 영광을!
- TabbyGarf: Homosexual Grafield Enthusiast, and discord mod. Likes to wikify templates no one asked him to wikify (see: {{Banned}}).
- Scumhook: Greatest poster in EDF history. Also a pedophile. Watch out kiddies!
- Maysam: A Nazi dad who moderates EDF with ruthless efficiency. Comes to EDF because his communist dystopia doesn't allow him to say "nigger".
- A Fucking Box: I don't know who this guy is, but I bet his cock is massive! Make sure to fellate his e-penis or you are instantly banned.
- Hater: Hater is cool. (This message has been edited by: Hater.)
Pætriots
- Likeicare: The most powerful member. Former admin. Aussie married to a chink. Also, I hear his meth prices are pretty good.
- J15m: The wise man always lurking in the distance tending to his field of Ganja and Shrooms.
- oddguy: Jewish. Need we say more?
- zogg: EDF's Resident tech support guy.
- Cock & gert7: The almighty Estonian kings of the shoutbox.
- SuicideKing - Former dislike spam god on EDF2. Now one of the members of the Shout Box Roundtable.
- Branman65 - CSA Druggie, and animu faggot.
Cocksucking Faggots
- Aediot: Moneygrabbing jew. Used to prostitute himself on EDF2. Wants to sue ED for disobeying his LLC or whatever. Shoves toilet paper in his asshole to stop his anus from leaking, because, as he states, he was raped as a child. Allegedly trafficks child pornography, but DEFINANTLY showers with 16-year-old boys. Was later arrested for robbery.
- OtterWhiskers/Linkermann/Chimuni: Got thrown out at the very beginning of the forum for being a massive furfaggot. *Rubs ur belly*
- dropdatwat: A tiny dicked, autistic jew who is obsessed with Linux and other techno computer bullshit. Reeks of bud light and weed. Left after one of the pisscord obsessed admins scammed him out of 500 dollars, but then came back after a while.
- VideoGamePhenom: Crazy Trumptard 8bitfag who spends most of his time playing video games and trying to take down his ED article. It is speculated that he masturbates to Guro hentai of ED admins.
- ThePokemonGamer: VGP's Equally gay and autistic arch-rival.
- Quence: A guy from the redboards who has been pretending to be a woman online for YEARS. Also had a sock (that people actually liked) and he would spend his time arguing with his sock for many a post. Needless to say a massive faggot.
- Sean Miller: a diaper fag who has made numerous socks to either delete or re-upload his article, based on whatever mood his fucked up mind is in. Has mellowed out, and become a regular poster on EDF.
- adecenthumanbeing - Very simillar to quence in his faggotty mannerisms, except this one is "not racist".
- BiteySnek: Onideus; need we say more?
- Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd: An annoying faggot and on and off suck up. Banned on the wiki, and was banned on the forums for a while too; now he's just slowed. Likes to make obvious fail-socks which usually end up getting banned. Made socks on the forum too, but almost completely stopped after we implimented some kind of email varification on the forum. Likes to stalk people for no good reason. Retarded enough to be annoying, not retarded enough to be lulzy. Sad!
- Samuel: Pretends to be a sock of Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd, but their personalities are completely different. Makes autistic threads on Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis. Is actually a huge faggot.
- Graykat: NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE
- OneEyedFreak - Furry porn spammer. Also, uses his sock "MurderGuaranteed" to spam truth about the Jews.
- Duke of Nimonia - Mysterious 9chan spamfag no one knows about.
- Mark/Hitler1488 - Complete psychopath and politically bipolar nut-job. Had a long history of faggotry on EDF, being known as nigger_pussy the huge nipple guy. Posted actual CP on Aediot's Malhub. Was later arrested in February 2021 for child molestation.
- GeorgeSoros: Edgelord similar to Duke of Nimonia.
Some interesting threads
The currently most-viewed thread on EDF6- Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!
- An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.
- Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP.
- Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!
See also
- EDF1 - The græt progenitor.
- EDF2 - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
- Kiwifarms - Gay and boring EDF wannabe
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