Kesha/Celebrities

This page contains celebrity bullshit that wasn't worthy of taking up space in the Kesha article.

Celebretard Deathmatch

After Ke$ha was denied an injunction and the shit hit the fan, many celebrities began clamouring to her side in the hopes that they'd be able to land a job as a judge on the next season of America's Next Top Rape Liar. Most of these so-called celebrities were absolute nobodies, but a few notable stars did decide to join in on the fun.

Lena Dunham & Jack Antonoff

We're shocked that she's not a lesbian too.

On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional fat person Lena Dunham decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, The Lenny Letter. Lena wrote a tl;dr post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah – Yet she neglected to mention the fact that she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography and molested her own sister, two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has been one of Ke$ha's most vocal and prominent supporters – Understandable considering that Gaga herself has claimed that she was raped by a music producer early in her career. Gaga has shown her support for Ke$ha by warning people not to resort "victim blaming" and by dedicating a performance of Til It Happens To You, a song about being almost raped from a shitty movie about a fictional world that suffers from a campus rape epidemic, at the 2016 Academy Awards to survivors of sexual abuse – A dedication that, for some unknown reason, included Ke$ha.

Gaga's support for Ke$ha becomes particularly lulzy when you realize that Gaga herself helped R. Kelly, a man who allegedly enjoys urinating on underage girls, stage a comeback by making a music video that features Lady Gaga being drugged and raped by R. Kelly. Also hilarious is the fact that the video was recorded by Terry Richardson, another man who has been accused of being a sick, sexual predator.

Demi vs. Taylor

These children starved to death because Taylor Swift gave $250,000 to a woman who lied about being raped rather than donating it to a legitimate charity.

On February 21, 2016, Taylor Swift (who is currently being sued for slander for falsely accusing a man of groping her arse) donated $250,000 to teary-eyed Ke$ha – An act that caused Demi Lovato to begin whining on Twitter within about 20 minutes.

	“	Take something to Capitol Hill or actually speak out about something and then I'll be impressed.	„
	—Demi Lovato, jealous because she doesn't have $250,000 to waste

Demi herself would soon find herself caught in the crossfire after promoting Jennifer Lopez's new single.

You Sound Like A Fag Feat. Jonathan Hay

Jonathan Hay is a complete failure of a record producer who, in 2005, was responsible for spreading a false rumour that Jay Z was cheating on Beyoncé with Rihanna – He sounds like a completely trustworthy individual! Seeing a way to get more attention for himself, Jonathan decided to enter the Ke$ha saga by speaking out against (i.e. slandering) Dr. Luke. Jonathan decided to voice his complaints about Dr. Luke to Rolling Stone, the same scummy tabloid that gave rape liar Jackie Coakley her very own soapbox.

	“	I co-produced a remix to a song for Nappy Roots called ‘These Walls Revisited’ that Dr. Luke originally did 10 years earlier with Kanye West. Luke told me that he thought my version of the song ‘sucked’ and that I ‘took all the testosterone out of it and made the song sound like a fag.’ I was completely offended that Dr. Luke said I made the song ‘sound like a fag.'	„
	—Jonathan Hay's music sounds like a fag

	“	I think it’s a tragedy that Sony Music has remained firm and stood behind Dr. Luke throughout this whole Kesha ordeal. In my opinion, they should have parted ways with him a long time ago when they found out about his abuse on Kesha. He’s a monster.	„
	—Jonathan Hay is definitely not a jealous faggot!

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Ke$ha's fans then immediately responded with cries of HOMOPHOBE!

	“	This is obviously a lie. I mean Luke is producing some of the gayest songs in the industry. Nice try, though!	„
	—Nialler

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	“	I can't tell whether "Dr. Luke" is a pedophile or a closet fag ass motherfucker. Probably both.	„
	—Ms__Anthrope

	“	so basically dr luke is a controlling fag	„
	—fuckphenty

	“	I'm gonna haunt dr luke in his fag dreams	„
	—Ashley "I don't care about my dead friend" Smith

	“	dr. luke go to the hell Fag	„
	—Jenfry9

	“	Oh my god... RT @grannywrapper: Dr. Luke is a fragile faggot rapist bitch	„
	—iKeshusChrist

	“	Dr Luke is a faggot. Fuck you. I will never forgive you for messing with Kesha. She is more relevant than you will ever be fucker	„
	—rocxrage

	“	we're trying to free kesha from the faggot Dr. Luke	„
	—EnigamticRose

	“	DR LUKE HAS EXPOSED HIMSELF, WHATA FAGGOT	„
	—SoyUnOsoCallate

	“	she has a cross tattoo so she's Christian and she was forced to ! Its all bc of that faggot dr.luke	„
	—EnigamticRose

	“	#FreeKesha... You bitch will get you in jail @TheDoctorLuke!... You didn't make Kesha famous... She made her own path you rapist fag!	„
	—Xtina Ecuador

	“	gross hobo looking fag @TheDoctorLuke	„
	—carlyslaejepsen

	“	@TheDoctorLuke HEY FAGGOT LET KESHA DO WHAT SHE WANTS YOU FUCKED UP FAG	„
	—Jefferrsss

	“	@TheDoctorLuke Free Ke$ha dumbass fag, shame on you	„
	—SVontrois

	“	@TheDoctorLuke You're a piece of shit! fag! #FreeKesha	„
	—GIVEUS81

	“	@TheDoctorLuke DROWN U STUPID NIGGER	„
	—laronroland

	“	@TheDoctorLuke Please go fucking kill yourself you useless asshole cunt. I hope you burn in hell you dumb nigger	„
	—any1whosany1

	“	you fags who dragged celebs for not speaking up on Kesha sure did vanish when she dropped a song	„
	—beyoncelately

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The Game

You just lost the game.

Frankmusik

Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's butthurt.

Vincent James Turner (a.k.a. Frankmusic, Vincent Frank, Vincent Did It and Mr. Mouth) is a Britfaggonese "synthpop" musician who believes that not liking a liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a rapist.

	“	Please don't think I'm an SJW type. I watch Thunderfoot all the time.	„
	—Vincent Frank, believing that watching Thundercunt makes him less of an SJW

	“	can I not want a little vindication to happen to someone who treated me badly?	„
	—Vincent is butthurt

Other Celebretards

She deactivated her Twitter account after someone made fun of her several weeks later.

Miley Cyrus - has tweeted support for Ke$ha and unfollowed Dr. Luke.
Fiona Apple - meth-head has posted a picture of herself holding up a shitty cardboard sign in support of Ke$ha.
Ariana Grande
Kelly Clarkson - claimed that she herself was "blackmailed" into working with Luke, but was actually just butthurt because she wasn't ready to produce music in a studio setting.
Lily Allen - dressed up as a gynecologist named "Dr. Luke" for Halloween.
Madison Beer - bullied a sexual assault survivor who dared to question Ke$ha's lies.
Jeffree Star - deranged tranny who called a 16-year-old girl a cunt for not automatically believing Ke$ha.
Lena Dunham - tweeted her support for Kesha – Ironic considering that Lena herself falsely accused a man of raping her and molested her own little sister.
Nicki Minaj - unfollowed Dr. Luke on Twitter. Srs bsns.
Adele - used her BRIT award acceptance speech as a soapbox to support Ke$ha and her lies.
Annalynne McCord - is a "rape survivor" (i.e. she got drunk and slept with a guy) who says that she is at least 100% sure that Ke$ha is not lying. Ironically, she also played a rape liar on 90210.
Jack Antonoff - is supporting Ke$ha because he wants to be her producer.
Zedd - also supporting Ke$ha because he wants to be her producer.
Adam Lambert - only supporting Ke$ha because he wants to stick his bisexual cock in her.
Kathy Griffin - has voiced her support for Ke$ha and Hillary Clinton, a woman who shames rape victims to protect her rapist husband.
Snoop Dogg - Tweeted Fiona Apple's pic in support of Ke$ha. The Dogg has also been accused of sexual assault himself.
Dev Hynes - Wanted to sue a festival because some monkeys went on stage.
Marina Diamandis - Used her Twitter to call out men whom she supposed were "creeps".
Sara Bareilles - Likes to call women sluts.
Jack Johnson - Called for Dr. Luke to be "locked up" based on allegations rather than evidence.
Butch Walker - Another producer who happens to hate Luke and has insulted Ke$ha in the past.
Grimes - Compared Ke$ha to the slaves.
Lauren Jauregui - Went on Tumblr and compared Ke$ha to the slaves.
Jon M. Chu - Director of the shitty Jem and the Holograms reboot movie.
Victoria Aveyard - Suggested that Netflix make a pro-Ke$ha propaganda series that would "make everyone angry" and most likely lead to Dr. Luke's murder.
Halsey - Recently threw a fit and deactivated her Twitter account because someone made fun of her!

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Celebritwat Quotes & Gallery

	“	When I saw the outcome of Kesha's court case last Friday, I felt sick. Actually sick — I wanted to ask my Uber to pull over so I could throw up in a New York City trash can.	„
	—Lena Dunham, preparing to vomit after eating an entire ham

	“	it disgusts me and breaks my heart that any court or person would continuously question a woman who claims she has been assaulted	„
	—Bea Miller, failing to understand the purpose of the court system

	“	I don't want to live in a country where the government decides if you were raped or not.	„
	—Lady Gaga, failing to understand the purpose of the court system

	“	I don’t think a male artist would be in this position right now.	„
	—Ariana Grande, failing to understand that a male would have never lied about rape

	“	Next time you're about to get sexually assaulted, make sure you have your GoPro strapped to your forehead for proof.	„
	—Lilly Singh, supporter of rape culture

	“	#FreeKesha from #shariaCourt of #Sony	„
	—Roseanne Barr, being the militant zionist that she is

	“	You shouldn’t be allowed to sign a human being, regardless of what the allegations are or what anyone said or did. It’s basically like slavery.	„
	—Grimes, comparing business contracts to slavery