Slowpoke

Slowpoke is another Pokemon-inspired meme which occurs, usually on purpose, when someone just discovers an important event long after it has occurred. For example, "What is this Holocaust thingy everyone's talking about? I wish to participate!" The standard procedure is to mock the original poster by posting a picture of Slowpoke.

Hey! You guys are using my picture every time somebody makes a reference to an old meme? That's so cool!

Galleries

Gallery About missing Pics

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  This is not
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  The cancer
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  Faggotry
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  That is killing /b/
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  TUW LOL

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  PIME TARADOX
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  Slowpoke, IRL.
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  A challenger?
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  This is
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  the cancer
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  Even Slowpoke can be too slow
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  that is killing /b/
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  Dey see me rollin'...
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  OH SHI--
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  I swear its not the herps, give slowpoke a kiss.
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  OH SHI-
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  Slowsaur
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  Slowpokeman as seen at the time of his creation.
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  Pedopoke
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  Niggerpoke
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  Slowpoke can make the shittiest webcomic lulz.
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  Slowkip
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  Shotapoke
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  More
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  In memory
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  But is he really dead?
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  Spic Slowpoke
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  Cancer
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  A Crushing Defeat
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  Stay tuned for more wacky adventures.
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  Zetta Slow + Slowpoke...:?
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  Please?
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  Slowpoke memory
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  A female Slowpoke.
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  Skelepoke
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  Not so epic when it's in /y/.
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  Why So Serious?
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  Feels good man
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  ALL HAIL THE SLOWPOPE!
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  SS lowpoke
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  Onipoke
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  Onipoke rage mode
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Screencaps About missing Pics

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  Sneaky.
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  Shiny Slowpoke.
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  The spirit of slowpoke.
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  Epic.
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  SIEG HEIL!

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• Sneaky bastard.
  Sneaky bastard.
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  This is SLOWPOKE!.
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  I can't believe that worked...
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  Hi guys, am I late?
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  Slowpoke's final thread Nov 17, 2007
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  Slowpoke goes to Heaven
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  Slowpoke's Eulogy
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  He's back.....from the future!
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  Sneaky bastard.
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  Go on, do it.
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  Oh god.
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  I came
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  Story of Niggerpoke
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  The Day slowpoke evolved
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  Disguised, the sneaky bastard.
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  Slowpoke helps win The Game

External Links

• UkrDramatica's article on this

chanarchive

chanarchive has archived threads related
to this topic. [CollapseClick for Links]

• b/619/slowpoke-combo-ban: Slowpoke Combo Ban
• v/4314/22000001-slowpoke-get: The REAL 26M GET – Slowpoke GET
• b/581/really-slow-slowpoke: Really Slow Slowpoke
• b/531/slowpoke-in-ms-paint: Slowpoke in MS Paint
• b/449/yes-i-m-a-slowpoke: Yes, I'm a Slowpoke
• b/445/slowpoke-combobreaker: Slowpoke combo breaker
• b/854/dead-slowpoke: The Death of Slowpoke...
• b/1951/transparent-slowpoke-combo: Slowpoke's Ghost makes a combo
• b/1888/slowpoke-upgrades: Slowpoke upgrades
• b/3104/new-slowpokemon-thread: New Slowpokemon Thread

See Also

• Autism
• Kotaku

Slowpoke is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung
Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo
Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go
Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram
Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke Slowpoke
Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune
Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark

Slowpoke is part of a series on Memes Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

Featured article August 17, 2009
Preceded by Cary Goulston	Slowpoke	Succeeded by drp1zza