Cut the Dick
Cut the Rope is an overrated puzzle physics video game series created for fucking retards by a shitty company called Zeptolab. In fact, the first game in the series turns out to have a much darker backstory than you think it does.
The True Story
People have never told you the true real life story of Cut the Rope, which actually happened in 1952, because it was so scary, they made Om Nom look like an innocent pet. He originated as an accident created by Adolf Hitler back when he was an evil scientist. Om Nom was a fucking rapist fucking candy eating racist monster. Hitler fucking used fucking Jewish blood and atheism to create a bomb, but it created a living organism, and then the he delivered him in a cardboard box because he knew he was going to be turned into candy and eaten alive if he didn’t give him away after seeing him stealing his lollipop, his appearance is easy to be recognized by faggots like you because of his penis-shaped antenna. Om fucking Nom’s fucking penis fucking shaped antenna on his fucking motherfucking head is gay! In fact, the creators of the game live in fucking South Park and watch it all because they’re gay incest faggots! They actually created Om Nom 2.0, after the first one was shot down because he almost started the apocalypse!
Characters
- Hitler - He attempted to make a bomb by using Jewish blood and Atheism, but he accidentally created a creature called Om Nom.
- Om Nom - An accidental fucking evil baby monster alien created by Hitler in an experiment only to make a bomb to get his revenge on the Jews.
- Om Nom 2 - Hitler’s “evil/opposite” version of Om Nom with cloned DNA, made in the same way, but instead of using acid, he used the original Om Nom’s cloned DNA. He sold this one to another professor, Vankid.
- Evan - The fucking boy character you play as, cutting poor innocent ropes to feed Om Nom. DUH!
- Vankid - The other scientist who got another Om Nom sent to him, after his sent cat got shot, which happened before the original Om Nom was created.
Gameplay
Cut the rope with the fucking candy so Om Nom can have sex with it. Thinking about it, a large growing penis monster abomination that turns humans into candy just for his very own addiction to it is getting fed by you, just by you cutting innocent ropes with candy on it. You wanna get fucking eaten? Go ahead! Hitler hates you, and his experiment!
See also
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