Draconic
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Draconic is a website featuring real dragons learning magic from each other. Contrary to popular belief, Draconic was not invented over 9,000 years ago by gigantic dragons from outer space but at least 100 years ago by Dubya and his mindless slaves to spread their word of horror across the world. It didn't take very long until it turned into a strange version of the Internet Hate Machine and started converting innocent people into a braindead scourge.
The founders of Draconic, being very cunning and intelligent, deny access to their forums to non-members, obviously in an attempt to avoid unwanted attention. Too bad they don't realize nobody gives a shit about dragon.
It spreads all over the Internet
Growing beyond the boundaries of Draconic like bacteria, it gets a bit stuffy and crowded. Hence, Draconic members are also to be found on LiveJournal, where they are in charge of generating drama, as well as deviantART and FagAffinity, where they share their interesting stories about life and showcase artistic skills among equals.
Random facts
- According to rumors there are mundanes on the Draconic, but that is likely just an attempt at propaganda to lure in innocents.
- Most Draconic users are l33t hax0rz and will d3str0y ur c0mp00ter if u mess around w/ th3m!
- teh vast majorty of ppl onm Dracnoinc cant spel.
- Everyone can join!
- Confrontation with the truth causes them to bitch and cut themselves.
- You have to be open minded to be a member - or else.
Gallery of generic users and relevant issues
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