Stealthing
Stealthing is when you, not you, the retard reading this because you will be coming up later, know you have the God given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior gened children as possible as it's your God give place and duty to damage the condom that you're wearing by poking holes into it before sex or removing it during sex and finish out by riding the bitch bareback.
In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some fat, deformed, soft in the head Gene Freak, hard up and wanting madly to have a baby and trap your Minimum Wage earning McDonalds ass so she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will most likely use a lady condom that she already inserted to hide the fact that she cut the top cff and before we, The Superior Race know it, you have contributed 5 of the dumbest and Ugliest kids to the World's population and gene pool by adding your mutt genes to it because after the first one you will have said, "Fuck it, and give the world 4 more deformed dogs that would be put down if they were caught by the dog catcher.
Perfectly legal to do in the US. As the United States is quickly becoming the new Deutsche Land of the 1930s, thanks to all of the libtards taking over, you can still do it with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. WARNING!! Don't go doing it California. The Freaks in that state and their misguided views believe that stealthing is akin to Rape.
How It's Done
Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke holes in the condom with a sewing needle that you can buy at any sewing section of Wal-Mart. It's that easy. (Btw: eal men know how to sew. (A sewing kit is a required item in a Navy Seal's equipment, so don't act all tough.)
Even an Autistic Sperg like you can pull the needle method off. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you. This is where the stealth in stealthing comes in.
The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like missionary. Give her a couple strokes and say you want to get her from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all of your Baby Gravy as you slam deep home.
If you're the one in charge of the condom it's a pretty simple process.
- if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break.
- The standard poking holes in the condom is pretty easy. If she makes you wear her condoms, just bring a needle to her house and when she uses the bathroom, go crazy poking holes. You can also cut the tip of a needle off a needle with some wire cutter and Crazy-Glue it to the tip of a finger. Poke a hole in the tip as you're putting it on.
- Make sure to use condoms are out of date and have sat in the sun, those Fuckers will turn to dust with the first stroke.
- if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on
- In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off your Your tiny dick during the old in/out
Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve
You're giving the girl a Baby. All girls want a baby that they can take care of and raise. It's their life dream - especially if they win the genetics lottery and are awarded with a boy. Instead of a baby doll, they're getting the real thing so what is there to complain about? They'll even be happy with a girl because they can throw away their fake, plastic dolls and play pretty, pretty, make-up girl with their daughter.
All of their dreams come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the men sit back safely in our recliners to either play Call of Duty or watch football - knowing that our genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation.
Darwin Would call the act of procreation and carrying a child to term a form of immortality, as your genes will cross multiple generations and influence future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - you.
Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a Woman's dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen standing in front of an oven cooking, cleaning the house and making Sammiches for kids and the man she's trapped by saying that 7 and one-half months is a full term pregnancy.
By poking a hole in a condom, you're giving her the life she wants and aiding in human Evolution.
The Legality of Stealthing
As of now it is perfectly legal in the USofFuckingA because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex she has also consented to letting her insides get a Sperm shower.
California, on the other hand, being the idiot state full of beaners, gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be Sued idiot. Getting Sued isn't your only problem in Cali because she has 24 weeks to decide if she wants the baby sucked out of her so focus only on Catholic girls, like the beaners, because everyone else will be a waste of time but Abortion is a Mortal Sin to Catholics and they've had it drilled into their heads that they'll go straight to Hell if they have the baby hovered out.
You also need to watch out what country you're in because a lot of countries see stealthing as rape. A short list includes Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Ausfalia, The Netherlands and Switzerland.
Do not attempt stealthing in these countries because you will do prison time for rape and/or sexual assault plus you won't have to worry about stealthing because every Motherfucker will be riding your ass bare back.
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