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'''Stealthing''' is when you, not you reading this but you will be coming up, know you have the '''God''' given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior children as possible so you damage the [[condom]] by poking holes into it or remove it during sex and finish out by riding the [[bitch]] bareback | '''Stealthing''' is when you, not you reading this but you will be coming up, know you have the '''God''' given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior children as possible so you damage the [[condom]] by poking holes into it or remove it during sex and finish out by riding the [[bitch]] bareback. | ||
In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some [[fat]], deformed, [[retard|soft in the head [[Chris Chan|Gene Freak]]. Wanting to have a baby and trap your [[Money|Minimum Wage]] earning [[McDonalds]] ass she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will use a [[Woman|lady condom]] with the top cut out and before we know it, you contributed 5 | In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some [[fat]], deformed, [[retard|soft in the head]] [[Chris Chan|Gene Freak]]. Wanting to have a baby and trap your [[Money|Minimum Wage]] earning [[McDonalds]] ass she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will use a [[Woman|lady condom]] with the top cut out and before we know it, you contributed 5 of the dumbest and [[ugly|Ugliest]] kids to the [[Earth|World's]] population by adding your [[Dog|mutt]] genes to it because after the first one you said, "[[Fuck]] it, and gave the world 4 more deformed dogs that would be put down if the were caught by the dog catcher. | ||
Perfectly legal to do in the [[America|US]] | Perfectly legal to do in the [[America|US]]. As the United States is quickly becoming the new Deutsche Land, thanks to all of the [[Liberal|libtards]] taking over, you can do it with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. Don't go doing it [[California]]. The Freaks in that state and their misguided views believe that stealthing is akin to [[Rape]]. | ||
== How It's Done == | == How It's Done == | ||
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*Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those [[Fuck]]ers will turn to dust with the first stroke. | *Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those [[Fuck]]ers will turn to dust with the first stroke. | ||
*if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on | *if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on | ||
*In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off during the old in/out | *In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off your [[My Tiny Dick|Your tiny dick]] during the old in/out | ||
== Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve == | == Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve == | ||
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All their dreams come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the [[men]] sit back safely in our recliners to either play [[Call of Duty]] or watch football - knowing that their genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation. | All their dreams come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the [[men]] sit back safely in our recliners to either play [[Call of Duty]] or watch football - knowing that their genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation. | ||
Darwin Would call | Darwin Would call the act of procreation and and carrying a child to term a form of immortality, as your genes will cross multiple generations and influence future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - [[you]]. | ||
Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a [[Woman]]'s dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen cooking, cleaning and making [[sammich|Sammiches]]. | Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a [[Woman]]'s dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen cooking, cleaning and making [[sammich|Sammiches]]. | ||
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As of now it is perfectly legal in the [[United States|USofFuckingA]] because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex she has also consented to letting her insides get a [[sperm|Sperm shower]]. | As of now it is perfectly legal in the [[United States|USofFuckingA]] because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex she has also consented to letting her insides get a [[sperm|Sperm shower]]. | ||
[[California]], on the other hand, being the idiot state full of [[spic|beaners]], gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be [[Mary Sue|Sued]] idiot, but what's a little money to knowing that you passed your genes on. | [[California]], on the other hand, being the idiot state full of [[spic|beaners]], gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be [[Mary Sue|Sued]] idiot, but what's a little money to knowing that you passed your genes on. | ||
Revision as of 10:31, 15 June 2023
Stealthing is when you, not you reading this but you will be coming up, know you have the God given right to share your genes with as many women as possible so that you can birth as many superior children as possible so you damage the condom by poking holes into it or remove it during sex and finish out by riding the bitch bareback.
In your case, your inferior ass will most likely will be with some fat, deformed, soft in the head Gene Freak. Wanting to have a baby and trap your Minimum Wage earning McDonalds ass she'll be the one to offer up the condoms or will use a lady condom with the top cut out and before we know it, you contributed 5 of the dumbest and Ugliest kids to the World's population by adding your mutt genes to it because after the first one you said, "Fuck it, and gave the world 4 more deformed dogs that would be put down if the were caught by the dog catcher.
Perfectly legal to do in the US. As the United States is quickly becoming the new Deutsche Land, thanks to all of the libtards taking over, you can do it with pride knowing that you're sharing your perfect genes. Don't go doing it California. The Freaks in that state and their misguided views believe that stealthing is akin to Rape.
How It's Done
Actually it's a pretty simple process. Just poke holes in the condom with a sewing needle. It's that easy. Even a Sperg like you can accomplish that. Where it becomes difficult is when she brings the condoms and demands to put it on you. This is where the stealth in stealthing comes in.
The best way to over come this is to start in a basic position like missionary, give her a couple strokes and say you want to get her from behind. While she's moving into position, you pull the condom off and let her have all your Baby Gravy.
If you're the one in charge of the condom it's a pretty simple process.
- if you know that she's going to inspect the condom, use an oil based lubricant because the oil will cause the condom to break.
- The standard poking holes in the condom.
- Make sure to use condoms that are out of date and have sat in the sun, those Fuckers will turn to dust with the first stroke.
- if you have a long enough thumb nail you can pop a hole into the tip of the condom while acting like you're putting it on
- In your case, get a condom that is to big for you ensuring that it will slip off your Your tiny dick during the old in/out
Stealthing Is The Purest Form Of Love Or Darwin Would Approve
You're giving the girl a Baby. All girls want a baby that they can take care of and raise. It's their life dream - especially if they win the genetics lottery and are awarded with a boy. Instead of a baby doll, they're getting the real thing so what is there to complain about?
All their dreams come true. Changing diapers, getting up at 3 in the morning to feed the baby, giving it baths and hardly sleeping while we, the men sit back safely in our recliners to either play Call of Duty or watch football - knowing that their genes have been passed on and will survive for another generation.
Darwin Would call the act of procreation and and carrying a child to term a form of immortality, as your genes will cross multiple generations and influence future generations either in the positive, like us, the staff at ED, or the negative - you.
Whenever you have a chance to stealth, you must do it because you're making a Woman's dreams come true because she doesn't want to be at an office working behind a desk, making money when she can have the happiness of being in a kitchen cooking, cleaning and making Sammiches.
By poking a hole in a condom, you're giving her the life she wants and aiding in human Evolution.
The Legality of Stealthing
As of now it is perfectly legal in the USofFuckingA because there is the belief that if the woman has consented to sex she has also consented to letting her insides get a Sperm shower.
California, on the other hand, being the idiot state full of beaners, gooks, and spooks have made it a civil crime to stealth, you can be Sued idiot, but what's a little money to knowing that you passed your genes on.
You need to watch out what country you're in because a lot of countries see stealthing as rape. A short list includes Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Ausfalia, The Netherlands and Switzerland.
Do not attempt stealthing in these countries because you will do prison time for rape and/or sexual assault and you won't have to worry about stealthing because every Motherfucker will be riding your ass bare back.
See Also
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