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[[Image:Cloudflareerror.png|thumb|What your website [[fail|looks like]] with our [[Shit|Cutting edge]] technology]] | [[Image:Cloudflareerror.png|thumb|What your website [[fail|looks like]] with our [[Shit|Cutting edge]] technology]] | ||
''Cloudflare'' is a [[7 Proxies|distributed hosting service]] that is responsible for 90% of [[ED]]'s and [[EDF]]'s downtime. | ''Cloudflare'' is a [[7 Proxies|distributed hosting service]] that is responsible for 90% of [[ED]]'s and [[EDF]]'s downtime, the other 10% being [[Mike Sandy]]. | ||
==[[Tony Stark|TECHNOLOGIES]]== | ==[[Tony Stark|TECHNOLOGIES]]== | ||
It uses [[DNS|amazing new technology]] to spread the load between servers, its [[iptables|futuristic intrusion detection systems]] are only comparable to those of [[I_GOT_NORTON|Norton's users'.]] | It uses [[DNS|amazing new technology]] to spread the load between servers, its [[iptables|futuristic intrusion detection systems]] are only comparable to those of [[I_GOT_NORTON|Norton's users'.]] | ||
The [[scam|paid version]] includes such [[Retarded|amazing]] features as [[LOL|sanitizing user input]] and a feature called "[[Lolwut|EASIEST SSL EVAR]]". The [[Jew gold| pro]] features also include [[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood|the advanced threat challenge page]] and [[wat|traffic statistics updated every 15 minutes as opposed to 24 hours]] | The [[scam|paid version]] includes such [[Retarded|amazing]] features as [[LOL|sanitizing user input]] and a feature called "[[Lolwut|EASIEST SSL EVAR]]". The [[Jew gold| pro]] features also include [[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood|the advanced threat challenge page]] and [[wat|traffic statistics updated every 15 minutes as opposed to 24 hours]]. | ||
[[Image:Cloudflarebackend.png|thumb|Behind the scenes at the Cloudcave]] | [[Image:Cloudflarebackend.png|thumb|Behind the scenes at the Cloudcave]] | ||
[[Image:Cloudflarefordummies.png|thumb|Clearly for [[Idiot|computer gurus]].]] | |||
==DDOS== | ==DDOS and h4x== | ||
Many a [[Bill9929|internet h4x0rs]] have threatened to [[Script Kiddies|DDoS]] ED with [[CSIII|ping -f]], but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to [[Fail|Cloudflare's regular behavior]]. | Many a [[Bill9929|internet h4x0rs]] have threatened to [[Script Kiddies|DDoS]] ED with [[CSIII|ping -f]], but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to [[Fail|Cloudflare's regular behavior]]. | ||
{{Quote|bill was developing a ddos attack|[[Lolcow|lolster1]], right before [[Cyberbully|ruination]] began after the [[EDiots|rest of the Anti-ED community]] finished laughing}} | {{Quote|bill was developing a ddos attack|[[Lolcow|lolster1]], right before [[Cyberbully|ruination]] began after the [[EDiots|rest of the Anti-ED community]] finished laughing}} | ||
Other notable example of Cloudflare thwarting [[e-detective]] [[aspierations]] are [[Daniel Brandt]]'s sad attempts at [[Whois|forensics]], which apparently revealed that ED is based in Ukraine and Sweden, which led him to [[Asking for it|a failed attempt at doxing the sysops]]. with [[Lulz|random ips from the cloud being identified]] as [[Criminals|current ED's hosting providers]] and [[Josephevers.blogspot.com|lulzy non-dox provided]] with [[Google|great expertese]]. | |||
Yet another [[Butthurt|brave warrior]] to achieve [[Borat|great success]] in the field of [[dox]] is [[Kevin Provance]], who [[Basement Dweller|worked hard]] enough to actually [[raid|get some attention]] with his mischevious [[shenanigans]]. | |||
==People who use Cloudflare== | ==People who use Cloudflare== | ||
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*[[LulzSec]] | *[[LulzSec]] | ||
*[[4chon.net]] | *[[4chon.net]] | ||
==External links== | |||
*[https://www.cloudflare.com] their secret HQ. | |||
*[http://josephevers.blogspot.com/ The shit blog]. | |||
{{Takedown}} | |||
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Revision as of 17:14, 26 November 2011
Cloudflare is a distributed hosting service that is responsible for 90% of ED's and EDF's downtime, the other 10% being Mike Sandy.
TECHNOLOGIES
It uses amazing new technology to spread the load between servers, its futuristic intrusion detection systems are only comparable to those of Norton's users'. The paid version includes such amazing features as sanitizing user input and a feature called "EASIEST SSL EVAR". The pro features also include the advanced threat challenge page and traffic statistics updated every 15 minutes as opposed to 24 hours.
DDOS and h4x
Many a internet h4x0rs have threatened to DDoS ED with ping -f, but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to Cloudflare's regular behavior.
—lolster1, right before ruination began after the rest of the Anti-ED community finished laughing | ||
Other notable example of Cloudflare thwarting e-detective aspierations are Daniel Brandt's sad attempts at forensics, which apparently revealed that ED is based in Ukraine and Sweden, which led him to a failed attempt at doxing the sysops. with random ips from the cloud being identified as current ED's hosting providers and lulzy non-dox provided with great expertese. Yet another brave warrior to achieve great success in the field of dox is Kevin Provance, who worked hard enough to actually get some attention with his mischevious shenanigans.
People who use Cloudflare
External links
- [1] their secret HQ.
- The shit blog.
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