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2024 USA Presidential Elections

Picture the scene: The year is 2024, and the Jewnited States of 'Murica is in a perpetual state of chaos. SJWs/Progressives and Far/New Right are engaged in a culture war that some argue could potentially cause a massive Civil War, or even WW3. Not only are tensions heightened culturally; Politically, shit's getting real. And to top it all off, it happens to be a Presidential Election year again.

(( It Douesn't Matter Who You Pick, You're Still Voting For A Turd Sandwich ))


What have I missed?	Ryan Routh 2 days ago	Concord 4 days ago	Audrey Hale 6 days ago

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	“	It was an unprecedented and shocking attack. All across Lebanon today, pagers used by members of the militant group Hezbollah exploded. Lebanon's Health Ministry says 2,700 people were injured and nine were killed, including a young girl. Hezbollah blamed Israel for the attack. Israel has not made any public statement.	„
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... that the CIA tried to stump the Trump, again?
... that Sony announced the PlayStation 5 Pro, with a price tag of $700 with no disc drive? Maybe the $700 price tag is due to their gargantuan flop that was Concord.
... that James Earl Jones, the voice actor for Darth Vader, has died?
... that Nikocado Avocado lost 300 or something pounds and is now skinny again?
... that the other ED got b& from its host yet again, lost a week of content and is broken yet again?
... that Sony's Concord, the biggest flop in vidya history, has shut down only 2 weeks after release?
... that the trailer for the Minecraft movie dropped, and it looks like shit?
... that the fake ED went down again?
... that Audrey Hale's trannyfesto was finally leaked in full?
... that Brazil has b& X, formerly known as Twitter?

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