Flipnote Hatena

	“	The Game	„

	“	Hope You're Happy RG :)	„
	—Some nigger as they attempted to delete this page.

	“	WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM RG???	„
	—...and his butthurt ninja force.

	“	Hatena is now the confinement place we put the 'artists' so they don't fuck up the internet. If they did what they are doing in 2011 on a real site, real people would be pissed.	„
	— some ex-hatena guy no one cares about.

Flipnote Hatena is a cloned website like Deviantart and Newgrounds and a dumbed-down version of Adobe Flash Professional CSx, and all of it is squeezed into an app for the DSi known as Flipnote Studio. The Flipnote Hatena community consists of mainly 10-92 year old kids posting funny Flipnotes or Fanime into a fucked website and may get to be in the Top 32141234 of the most unfunny flipnotes ever. After they're in the top 200, most of these gay and pointless Flipnotes that should have never seen the light of day get false reported. After that happens, these people start to BAWWW and post Flipnotes saying "i leave Hatena :(", despite the fact they return shortly after this. It also seems to be a website where pedos and the only girls on the Internet gather to sexually abuse each other on the Internet somehow, so the admin niggers get butthurt and suddenly everyone is B& (unless they're the age of seven and don't know what the fuck is going on). An app for the 3DS called Flipnote Hatena 2: Electric Boogaloo was due to come out on June 30th, but it didn't. This was the second delay; the first planned release was for the sixth of May. Many Flipfags BAWWWWWed and raged because Nintendo trolled them.

Flipnotes

A usual flipnote.

Average comments on flipnote

More like shitnotes, amirite?

Over 90 percent of all flipnotes there consist of the following: Furries, smug bastards of Stick figures with brightly colored backwards hats, RP flip comics, overused memes, and shit, if any of the listed essential elements are somehow tolerable by you. Most of these are music videos of trashy low-quality swaggot music that, if heard by any of the 13-year-old-boys on ED, will cause Chuck Norris to punch a Hispanic baby in the face. They are usually shitty collaboration "animations" with popping lights all over the place and eye-bleedingly ugly furries gliding across the screen standing on their goddamn hind legs forever. Others include said hat-wearing Stick Figures dancing and eternally smiling as they lipsync the earraping music, or participating in lame comedy skits with audio from Smosh.

Every Flipnote in a nutshell. Seriously. Except they are drawn like shit and have little no colour.

Furfaggotry in its finest, eh wot? Examples of the furry eye-gougement: [1] [2]

The "love stories".

The most created flips in Europe are these "Love Stories". Love stories sometimes contain objectionable content like kissing. The usual speed of a Love Story is about 7 or 8. They are as short as the creators dicks, but they are fucking popular in Europe. Furthermore, there are no dicks available for comparison. Of course, there are chat rooms, where only one frame is needed to gain heaps of comments on the planet Earth. On the chat rooms it's possible to troll all of the "artists" who are chatting to each other. They usually roleplay using gay furfag characters, but sometimes they use a gay stickman to have their chat and get an online girlfriend. Which they break up with in less then a month, a new record. Also, in Europe, all of them think they're Japanese and feel the need to continually draw Anime and wank over it when they're finished, and then lick the spunk off the screen, throw it back up, and repeat.

Registration

Registering for Flipnote Hatena is a pain in the ass. First, you must register your email, and if you think that is all you have to do, you're wrong! Afterwards, you must send them a fucking letter through the mail that consists of some printout contract and your signature. When you send your postcard or whatever, it usually gets rejected, which means that you waited days for nothing! The Bureaucratic Fucks at Flipnote Hatena enjoy rejecting your letters because they do it for teh lulz.

Stars

When a person don't get stars‎

Stars or I-want-to-be-the-popular-like-gizmo-or-the-most-other-popular-guys are shitty 8-bit pixels used to show how people like the Flipnotes, much like Youtube's like bar. All around, there are 3 billion stars, which the most are given starbeggars or "iwanttoadoptapokemon" Flipnotes. There are colored Stars like yellow/green/blue/red and purple. When an artist gets a Purple star, (possibly from some Internet friend of theirs who has such an extravagant and eventful life) by and large they will think they are so fucking cool, they go amok and start trolling kids by making a flipnote about it, causing butthurt and lulz all round. Every region has a massively overrated nigger somewhere on their site, and expects the rest of the community to be their bitches.

OMG RANDOM GUI U FUKKEN TROLL GTFO AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Chatrooms

Nowadays, all Shitgay Hatenaids is used for is a bunch of furfags and vampire wannabes to go into "chatrooms" and roleplay for hours on end. Seriously, hours.

An epic fight between a Finlander and the chat owner.

This can be applied to all Flipnoters

*facepalm

The result of spamming a chatroom

Luckily, these niggers get butthurt way too easily. I mean, you don't even have to troll them to get them whining. They're kids. Apparently, the most effective method is warning them about the deadly diseases they can get from being on these Chat Rooms. On Flipnote Hatena, there is a group of people trying to spread the message about this disease to the regular users on Flipnote. They call themselves Group Finland, codename FGT. They are open to members, and if you want to join them on their quest, then you must post this message to all the chatrooms you can find:

	“	ATTENTION! WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THIS FLIPNOTE IS INFECTED WITH THE DEADLY DISEASE: A1DS! PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY! BEGINNING OPERATION D0N10L NOW.	„

Unfortunately, the Hatena Admins have blocked the word aids, as they would rather watch their extremely supportive users suffer from this illness, but us members of Finland can help prevent it. Most of the Flipnote users fail to notice this message anyways, so it's important to post it as many times as possible. If, for some reason, an unknown person has stopped you from commenting, you should make a new account. Good luck, Finlanders!

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False reporting

Mostly happens to the top 10 of the BEST Flipnotes. After the admins remove the Flips that got reported, the false reporters get 1 worthless green star. Even the admins remove these flipnotes because they can't deal with violence, even when there isn't violence. After a Flip got removed, the False reporter gains a green Star to spend it on a flip or collects more for a Creator's Room backround. Either that or they're awesome and are just trying to make a bunch of kids butthurt. Trust me, false or not, when someone good gets reported, there's chaos, because little kids don't understand the jokes.

Admins

The admins are little azn pussies that are afraid about everything in their shitty website. They regularly visit chatrooms and troll people and gline them when they reply. Even when they look at this page, they will jizz in their pants. 99.9% of these Japanese faggots are gay vaginas.

The 435678467834725683478564365789637546795679623 Rules Of Hatena

1. Flipnote Hatena is where stealing art is legal.
2. One day, I'll be a great animator. Bitches are just jealous that I know how to use select tool animation.
3. SPARTA!1! LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
4. Copy, paste, change mouth, copy, paste, change mouth, copy, paste, move arm....
5. The more popular people I put on my MV's, the more chance I get to be friends with them.
6. Using Edit-Me's is the same as using reference.
7. Take one-colored photos of myself and ask how hot, cute, ugly, etc I am.
8. Excessive and over-the-top shading is the same as painting skills.
9. POP MUSIC MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!
10. ANIMU MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!
11. Critics are only critical because they are jealous of my stick figures.
12. When having a relationship, write your name with a heart in the middle and write your partner's name too. Because bragging about it is so pleasing.
13. All Stick Figures O.C's should have a flying partner taken from the Super Mario Universe. NO EXCEPTIONS!
14. All character's words speaks louder than actions. (Edit-me comics reference)
15. People use the Reporting function for the fuck of it. No really, see how the administrators gives a flying fuck about your false reported Flipnote.
16. All creators are looking for something: MORE POPULARITY!
17. IT'S GOOD ANIMATION BECAUSE IT MOVES, BITCH!
18. Plagiarism is fake. Anyone can be original, as long as I give audio credit.
19. Using emoji emoticons means I'm special.
20. It's not bad art if I'm popular.
21. Comments should be more like "EPIC", "Cool", "OMG AWESOME", "Cute", etc than something that could help me improve on my art skills. DONT GIVE ME CRITIQUES! IM TOO F***ING SENSITIVE!
22. People posts a lot of chats and chats everyday because watching porn (or even make a Flipnote) gets old.
23. There's nothing wrong with re-posting Flipnotes. I WROTE "CREDIT TO ORIGINAL," IT'S NOT STOLEN.
24. If I fave someone, he has to fave me! HE HAS TO BE MY FRIEND! GIZMO AGAGAGAGA LETS BE FRIENDS OR ILL SHIT YOUR DA TILL YOU SAY YES!
25. When someone writes me a critique, I should go to him/her and tell him to stop and that it makes me cry and that he/she should die and that her/his flips suck ass.
26. When you quit Hatena, come back two months later.
27. I have more fans than you. Therefore, I'm better than you.
28. Adding stars to myself is a brilliant idea.
29. Adding color stars then take them back for teh lulz is a brilliant idea.
30. Being friends just because they're popular is a brilliant idea.
31. Spam your Flipnotes to every Popular Flipnote's comment section is a brilliant idea.
32. Posting a Flipnote how much my life sucks and about that little stealer/hater/ex-boyfriend/girlfiend and that im going to kill myself if I dont have any more recognition is a brilliant idea.
33. Write RP Flipcomics because people know its good art if its posted on the internet.
34. Love is love. It doesn't matter if you're a boy, girl or both, It's all about how good you roleplay with me and how fast you can make me orgasm with your chatting sex drawing comments. I'M BISEXUAL! DON'T JUDGE ME, YOU PREACHFAGS!
35. Giving Flipnote titles like "dB" "XDD fail" and "read desc." shows how intriguing your Flipnote is. Oh, and it makes me look more friendly. BECAUSE YOU NEED FRIENDS!
36. Sing on a Flipnote then ask for a rating. When someone gives a low score, bitch about it to them. Because hypocrisy is key.
37. If someone stalks two people sexting or a popular Flipnote gets false reported if a couple breaks up, there will be drama. No exceptions.
38. Post sexually-explicit Flipnotes and sexually roleplay at chats. If someone reports, YOU HAVE A VALID REASON TO NOT BE REPORTED. B*TCH ABOUT IT TO YOUR FANS AND THE ADMIN.
39. If its animu, its good.
40. Post random memes every day. That way, you'll get your citizenship faster than ever. Not only that, but your fans can actually know you better and also know how friendly you are instead of talented you are. And when you tag, SAY EVERYONE!
41. Only cool people don't comment on other Flipnotes or reply. Only cool chat in their Flipnotes. Only cool people don't chat in their own chats.
42. Make funny lists to be popular. Like this one.
43. If there's a nose bleeding, REPORT IT!
44. I'm a good artist because I have so many talented friend and I draw anime. Desu desu.
45. I made another account because of THE PRESSURE OF BEING POPULAR. Even though I wanted it in the first place and work hard to be popular. OH WELL, IM A SELFISH BITCH LIKE THAT.
46. When making a spinoff, alter the speed and that makes it legit. BECAUSE CHANGING SPEED IS SO MUCH WORK!
47. Memo is going to be cool because it HAS COLOURS!!!1! BUT IT WONT HAVE HATENA! LIKE IF NINTENDO WILL DO A SH*TTY DECISION LIKE THAT!
48. If you go into a chat of a famous creator labeled private, you get booted and blocked because that creator obviously has much more authority than you.
49. If it has overused Internet memes or Youtube audio, its funny.
50. The best way to get popular is to link to as many channels as possible! Animation skills? What are you talking about?
51. Make a sprite series, and add cool video game music. And don't move the sprites at all. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
52. Who said we have to work to get Popular? Why don't we create comics that have the same pics or goes on a speed in which Sonic the Hedgehog can't beat?
53. Chaos aren't furries.
54. Report this post, report this post. FUCK YOU! I'M GETTING A GREEN STAR!

The Community

Flipnote is full of furfags.

Posting this flipnote is the best way to troll furfags and sonicfags.

The majority of Flipnote users consist of delusional weeaboos who believe that they are gifted and talented when it comes to animating and art. Some are stickfags who post shitty stick figure fights as flipnotes. The stickfags are the least talented of all the flipnotefags. Many others are YouTube Poopers that were kickbanned and exiled from YouTube, and, as a result, they post their sparta remixes, pingas videos, and other retarded YouTube fads that they brought with them. The rest of the flipnote community consists of furfags who post their fucktarded music vids that consist of animals hugging or cuddling with each other or two animals in love. It is also well known that many of Hatena's furfags are Sonicfags who post their half-assed Sonic-themed flipnotes.

Gizmoids and BOSSOMS

Gizmo created a successful flipnote [3] which it was the first mistake. It got over 2.999 Spin-offs, which shows that the community were too retarded to draw. American flipnoters are know as the Stickman Pussies, because, as the name implies, 80% of the community use stickmen for their Flipnotes. The rest were doing spin-offs. Europe is full with untalented faggots and Online-Daters. The good ones take one look at the site and ragequit because it sucks so much, so we're left with the terrible ones. Examples pl0x? Coming soon. Fuck knows about Japan. Do they, alternatively, think they're from Europe?

What

Faggot's Guide to the Fame

If you're new to Hatena and you don't know whats going on, this can help you out. Flipnote Hatena for dummies

Trolling

It's possible to troll the community with several tactics.

• Stealing someone's flip and saying it's yours-lulz will ensue
• False reporting every Flip possible
• Scamming them from their stars, which is nearly impossible because they moan the fuck out of you when you do so
• Comment using swear words (Even crap is considered a swear there)
• Write them a comment that you hate Eevees or other furfags
• Make them mad in their Flips or on chatrooms
• Spam the chatrooms with Racist or offensive insults like "nigger" or "bitch"
• Saying that someones flipnote is stolen
• Join Deviantart and write a Journal how hatena sucks
• Saying Inchworm is better than Flipnote Studio
• If you are a citizen, removing the channels from a flipnote and post it to the "fail" channel
• Say that your penis is bigger than someones elses (for maximum lulz, say this to a female user)
• Join Restoring Hatena
• Consistantly give a rare purple star and erase it. (For maximum lulz, add it to a star scam and report it so it gets deleted).
• Spam chatrooms with the fact that Flipnote Hatena 2: Electric Boogaloo hasn't come out yet.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Flipnote Hatena 2: Electric Boogaloo

Nintendo promised this in June, but saw how fucked the community was and cancelled it. Stalkers that have no lives tend to stalk the admins news pages to get more infomation about it, even though IT DOESN'T EXIST. When it was announced for 3DS, DSi fanboys went into rage, and the hyperscream they made caused some massive earthquake that fucked up Japan.

	“	Hatena is a giant pile of chode sucking diarrhea from a honey badger that's had twice it's weight of crack every hour for 2 years. I swear to god, Hatena was amazing back in the day. Then these fuckers came and ruined it.	„
	—Random Guy

External Links

• Deviantart
• Newgrounds
• Flash
• MS Paint
• SheezyArt

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