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Allan Greenwald or Lupine Assassin (AKA: Wolf God Of Sex, Dr. Enthusiasm, Scorpio Wolf, and Wonderboy), is a middle-age jewish zoophile, furfag, and basement dweller with no life whatsoever. On March 1, 2009, he was banned from furry after he became homeless but still hasn't given up jewing and begging like crazy for more fail art.
He had previously gained notoriety in the "Fandom" for commissioning an endless amount of pictures, then turning around and begging for money AGAIN. Now he's famous for being the obnoxious permabanned furfag who Dragoneer loves to hate.
The Life-time Achievements of Allan
How I started my journey down the den of iniquity....BALEETED (also see comments from the other sick fucks there)
The Furry "Fandom" was his entire life. Literally...
He is now a 37 year-old cast away who is all alone in the middle of New York City with no friends, no family, no job, no home, no skills, no money, no internet - with nothing but his laptop, 2 dollars, 7 suitcases of shit and 415 completely worthless "artworks" (All depicting his "Fursona"). He has the honor of being a massive lolcow and being laughed at even by the other furries (Losers, although not on the same level as Allan). But these two achievements are unlikely to help him survive in the streets.
Commissions were paid by Allan with the money he earned by begging the other furfags over the Internets while living with his mother; Allan never held a job in his life. Once his "bills" were paid by gullible furfags who throw money at his Paypal address, he would delete his beggar journals and repost the commissions. According to one count, this has cost his almost equally retarded benefactors anywhere between $2,000 to $16,000.
Allan now sucks off the US Government by his own admission, yet still manages to rack up commissions from expensive artists.
Banned from RL and the Internets
The last known words written by Allan before he was banned from FurAffinity (where since April 2006, he had 1,377 submissions, gave 17,644 comments, and accumulated a whooping 68,947 favorites) were:
This was followed by "GO FUCK YOURSELF" in the answer to the advice he should head for the homeless shelter, after which he was B&. Allan's current status since then is unknown (He may be dead or alive. Nobody knows or cares). Unfortunately, the epic journal post was deleted after it received over 1,000 lulzy comments in 2 days.
A complete PDF copy of his journal (with 1248 comments) is available here.
Folks, he ain't coming back to FurAffinity either. As predicted, he 'couldn't change his ways' as he so stated in his DA journals, and will not be coming back to FA (Despite the PERMAban he has). So like a cumstain on a white bed sheet, Allan's ban is there to stay unless Dragoneer suddenly develops a bad case of amnesia.
Due to Allan creating the distraughtsuffering account, in a stunning turn of events, Dragoneer, around April Fools' Day, used his mighty Banhammer and swung it one last time, this time at Allan's page, changing the ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE to read "User has been perma-banned from Fur Affinity", to the much chagrin of all of the Allan haters.
Still, not having learned the first two times, using proxies, Allan creates another account "8543430", Dragoneer calls him on it, leaves him a nice shout, then uses his Banhammer again and bans Allan for the third time.
It has been rumored that Allan has created a fourth account, but it hasn't been found... YET.
Dragoneer just says NO to Allan
With all the cocksucking going on between the two, you would wish these two would just get over it and fuck already. However, it looks like more cocksucking is in the forecast as neither of the two fucktards wants to back down.
Allan tried to appease Dragoneer by claiming he wanted to pay everyone back. With what money we don't know...
...Of course, he doesn't mean any of this. He just wants to be unbanned from FurAffinity by the big meanie Dragoneer so he can commission MORE artists for his vore-porn.
When this didn't work, he returned to FurAffinity under the with the suckpuppet "distraughtsuffering", and posted this journal:
I am speaking on behalf of a certain sexy black wolf DJ with the red bandanna....me.
First off, I wish to apologize profoundly for all the drama I caused. I meant no harm to anyone, and I hope everyone can forgive me. I wish to set things right.
I've been living in a homeless shelter for 3 weeks now. It's hell on earth, and I gotta be alert every passing second. I'm still hurt that my laptop was stolen last week. Police are investigating it as a grand larceny case. All my files and personal information are in that laptop. I had to freeze all my accounts for fear of someone accessing them.
I have pleaded with Dragoneer and several other admins to let my voice be heard without prejudice or drama, because there are many furs out there who wish to know the latest about me. The ban was a raw deal, I'm thoroughly convinced. I bear no ill will to anyone here, and I wish to keep this vital line of communication open for various reasons.
As of now, I promise you I will not ask for any more handouts or donations. If need be, I will gladly refund any donation that was given to me as soon as I earn some money. I am still looking for work and a place to call home....nothing yet.
This is a plea from my very core. I hope I'm not damned for posting this journal. I only wish to keep you guys informed in the meantime.
And in about 20 minutes, I need to log off this library pc, and go back to another slow and miserable day.
God bless FA and all the members. You are all my family. I love you.
He was quickly re-banned and the journal was deleted (but not before he received much love hate).
When this, too, failed, Allan had a chat with Dragoneer, begging and pleading like the pathetic piece of crap he is to be let back on FA and oddly, posted the unedited content of his little chats on his DA account in now deleted journals. This was confirmed by Dragoneer. The best bits are below with the entire journal available here.
[16:18] Dragoneer: Per the FA Terms of Service, "FA is not a backup service and is not responsible for long term archiving of user files."
[16:18] Dragoneer: So there you go.
[16:19] Lupine Assassin: who else had their files removed?
[16:19] Dragoneer: Do I have to spell out the FA privacy policy to you, too?
[16:19] Lupine Assassin: don't be a fucking smartass.
[16:20] Lupine Assassin: is there ANY chance of me rejoining fa?
[16:20] Dragoneer: Lupine Assassin, sexy wolf (4:13 PM): UGH! do i have to spell it out for you? <---- See, here ,where you said "Do I have to spell it out for you" in all lower case?
[16:21] Dragoneer: It was a witty retort, not smartassery. Being a smart ass, my response would have been "y-e-s".
[16:21] Lupine Assassin: besides which, you NEVER gave me the chance to post my journal in my defense.
[16:22] Lupine Assassin: no one got to hear my side of the story. you need to let me back on so people can hear both sides
[16:25] Dragoneer: Well, I have to head out now. Work's over.
[16:25] Lupine Assassin: you didn't answer me
[16:26] Dragoneer: I don't need to let you back on FA, no.
[16:26] Dragoneer: If you want to be back on FA you'll have to do more than point a finger at me and go "You're a doodoohead!" while accusing me of playing some petty popularity game.
[16:26] Lupine Assassin: and your bad rep precedes you
[16:27] Dragoneer: No, it doesn't. I'm a Digimon. One of my innate powers is Aura of Asshattery.
[16:27] Dragoneer: Besides, you have to be stern in my position. It's not always fun.
[16:28] Lupine Assassin: you think what you did to me is fun?
[16:29] Dragoneer: Honestly? No. I find some of your accusations hilarious, but "fun" is not amongst it. Masturbating is fun. Playing Team Fortress 2 is fun. Eating ice cream and hanging out with friends? Fun.
[16:29] Lupine Assassin: fuck you and i hope you fucking die you worthless fag nigger
[16:30] Dragoneer: Fuck you, I'm a Digimon.
[16:30] Meebo Message: Dragoneer is offline}}
Vengeance is Futile
Last Thursday, Allan saw some images of his character posted on FA that bordered on hate art, even though such images are against FurAffinity's Acceptable Use Policy and the creators would meet Dragoneer's banhammer if anyone else (especially himself) was featured in them. Since somehow FurAffinity's unbiased and completely fair administrators had failed to remove such blatant violations of site rules, Allan decided to abuse copyright laws and sent Dragoneer a DMCA notice claiming copyright on the images. Dragoneer responded with a LOL WUT and ignored it. This led Allan to send the notice to FurAffinity's ISP. Said ISP threatened to ban FurAffinity from the intertubes unless ALL images of Allan were removed from the site. Dragoneer told the ISP the notice was bullshit, but he complied anyway - and, in an extra step, he also removed images that even resembled Allan's character even if they weren't of his character, either him just being a douchebag as usual or he has sunk to new lows of stupids.
Many furries accused Dragoneer of overreacting, even though anyone who is familiar with him has to wonder why removing Allan's pride and joy wasn't part of his permaban (unless he had some sort of reason to keep all his commissioned art up...) Others thought Furraffinity should call in their E-lawyers and countersue Allan for abusing the DMCA (like Allan has any money anyways). Allan scrambled to try and undo the damage his DMCA caused by promising people he wasn't planning any sort of lawsuit against any artist. But the furries, angry over the loss of potential fap material (and their own artwork), refused to listen to his pleas and banished him to furry hell once more.
Homeless Hell
This guy must have the worst luck in the world or needs sympathy to survive.
He must be wearing a sign that says "I AM ALLAN - STEAL STUFF FROM ME" on his back or something.
Army of FAIL
Allan now has a job with the US Army! He quickly moved out of the hellhole known as the shelter and is now at an undisclosed location.
PRIVATE ALLAN, TEN-HUT!
(UPDATE 05/14/09)
According to his MySpace:
"Yep!! I will be shipping out to Ft. Benning, Georgia in a few days for Basic & Infantry Training. I'm very nervous over the whole thing, but I feel everything will be alright from here on in. WISH ME LUCK!!"
(UPDATE 01/07/10)
Unsurprisingly...
Lupine Assassin says:
i was in the army got medical discharge
Lupine Assassin says:
got hurt in basic training so they let me go
Can't even get theft right
From the military to shlepping copies of pirated music via Linkbucks for money. This is the natural order of things.
Allan: The Fail Continues
Believe it or not even to this day he still somehow gets commissions from people on Furaffinty using everyone else's money.
Allright everybody, you've seen the fag under the fur, now its time to do something about it. At least 100 different furries have come forward and massed all of their dox into one massive report to the FBI.
This blog has detailed descriptions of how exactly to tell the fbi to pay Allan a visit. With anon backed up by mass furfaggotry, Allan will soon see the full force of the american judicial system.
Spread and use these links on Allan for great justice!
The New York City Fraud Report Hotline: (212) 274 - 5030
NYC human recources administration
OTDA Home Office of Temporary and Disability Assistance
Ban From e621!
Allan had been spotted on e621.net posting his commissions. If anyone tried to talk to him about anything other than his art, he would complain that they were trolling. Same old BS. He would report them to the mods and try to get them banned if they said anything negative about him or the art he purchased and posts freely.
Just searching Lupine Assassin brings up a whole host of repulsive yiffy art.
It wasn't long before the same song and dance got him banned from this website.
Although he is banned, his artwork is still up. Please take less than 5 minutes of your time to vote down all of his uploads. On the upper left, change the "Mode" dropdown to "Vote Down" and then just click once on everything, then go to the next page and repeat! Send this asshat a clear message.
Inkbunny
He is also currently on Inkbunny, posting his commissions
http://inkbunny.net/lupineassassin
He also posted a journal about attending Anthrocon, there. Presumably he's paying for his hotel and tickets with money that isn't his.
http://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=822
And he still continues to beg for money
Back on FurAffinity
Somehow, after years of laying low, Allan managed to successfully weasel his way back onto FurAffinity on February 23, 2014, after a group dick-sucking over Skype.
—Allan, proving that Dragoneer will do anything for a distraction from the Zaush rape fiasco. |
Allan's current life
Last Thursday, Allan was happy to see his ED page was no more (forgetting the glory that is ED 2: Electric Boogaloo), so in some way he thought about starting a new life. Unfortunately for him, there's over 9000 pages with a shit load of info about him. Again, he got butthurt and went through a DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING phase before someone noticed the delicious drama in his userpage.
And before you ask, yes, HE STILL is asking for comissions[1]
Examples of Commissions
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Warning! If you upload hate art here, Allan's E-lawyer will find you and sue you! |
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Thx for your money, guys. -
"You are all my family. I love you." -
Hate Art
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Actual chat with the retard
See Also
- Attention Whore
- Cheeyev
- Internet poor
- Paradisefreedom - Allan's # 1 fan.
- Poor
- Sibe
- Sniff Heinkel - Allan's legacy continues.
External Links
Homeless Assassin (allegedly a chat log with Allan regarding his future plans) Bawleeted.
Lupine Assassin on WikiFur
Lupine Assassin on Inkbunny
lupineassassin
LupineAssassin
google+
lupineassassin <-- MORE COMMISSIONS AS OF APRIL 18TH!
His SoFurry account (Oh look, more commissions.)
His blog.
Lupine Assassin's e621.net Account (Must be logged into e621 to see this.)
AIM: funlovingwolf
MSN: [email protected]
MSN: scorpio_wolf[at]msn.com (Was leaked due to the FA hack of Dec. 2010.)
E-MAIL: wolf4days[at]yahoo.com (Was leaked due to the FA hack of Dec. 2010.)
WYS Talks About Allan Part 1 Bawleeted.
WYS Article Part 2 Bawleeted.
WYS Covers "Allan-Gate" Part 3 Bawleeted.
WYS Asking the HARD questions. Bawleeted.
Dragoneer Issues the Final DO NOT WANT Notice Bawleeted
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