DO NOT WANT

DO NOT WANT is another phrase coined by the lovable scoundrels at 4chan's /b/ board. It originated from horrible English subtitles of the Chinese version of Star Wars Episode III into Engrish, where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" near the final minutes of the film, the subtitles say, "Do not want."

While the original clip spawned a YTMND meme, the "Do not want" line was found infinitely more lulzy and has thus spread throughout the internets as one of the most widely used memes.

Also commonly expressed in proper English as; "I find myself desiring not to offend, but I must make clear my severe and vehement dislike for the offered material. I say sir, please kindly remove the offending post and yourself from my sight."

Variants

The following variant macros can be used to show interest, ambivalence and/or horror at anything from n00dz to Rosie Rule 34 requests.

• DO WANT
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• SORT OF WANT
• KIND OF WANT
• DO NOT WANT BUT CANT LOOK AWAY
• NOT SURE IF WANT
• SHOULD NOT WANT
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Galleries

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Gallery Of WANT About missing Pics

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• Gallery Of UNSURE
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  Smallville's Davis isn't sure if he wants...
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See Also

Retard porn

• TMI
• Backstroke of the West - The sauce

Topics that induce DO NOT WANT:

• Necrophilia
• Old people
• Gore
• Gay People
• You
• Furries
• Jolene JRyda
• Shitting Dick Nipples

DO NOT WANT is part of a series on Memes Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

Featured article February 22, 2009
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