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[[File:Jade_Scholeck.jpg|right|thumb|Bluefolf is a Satanist noted.]]
'''Bluefolf'''{{trans}} (powerword: '''Caden Wayne Scholeck''' / '''Jade Scholeck'''{{trans}}) is a tranny [[zoophile|furfaggot]] with a [[scat]] fetish. He lives by [[attention whore|being the focus of twitter drama]] and is known to overshare on personal family matters and [[unwarranted self importance|to start shit with e-celebs on twitter]].
 
==Introduction to the Furry Fandom==
[[File:Protobluefolf.jpg|thumb|right|Before being a folf ([[fox]] + [[wolf]]), Caden was watever the fuck this is.]]
Caden joined the furry fandom on February 23rd 2017, when he was [[12-year-old boys|12 years old]] and joined [[FurAffinity]] in May 2017. From that point on, he probably developed a scat fetish and transsexual delusions as a result of grooming and [[sick fucks|EPI]]
 
==Relationship with his dad==
As you might expect, Bluefolf does not have a good relationship with his dad. In fact, his dad had completely disowned him.
 
==Assault==
[[File:BruisedFolf.jpg|thumb|right|BAWWWWWW!!!!!]]
Bluefolf alleges that he was [[shit noone cares about|attacked by a transphobe late at night for wearing a skirt]]. He uploaded pix of his wounds to prove it, but don't be too quick too give your sympathy because he probably faked it.
 
==The Scat Video Incident==
<center>[[File:Bluefolf_scat_video.mp4|600px]]</center>
Bluefolf films scat erotica. Probably intended for his fellow [[Discord|discord]] faggots.
 
==Fursodas==
Bluefolf collaborated with some retard to create a product called "fursoda" (AKA overpriced soda distilled with Bluefolf's shit water). They ended up pooling ~$8000 into the project and didn't even come close to breaking a profit because not even furfags (in spite of their conspicuously consumptuous nature) want to pay [[jew|$90 FUCKING DOLLARS]] for a fucking soda cup with furry stickers on it. Bluefolf probably ended up embezzling most of the funds to buy a new fursuit with massive tits.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:BluefolfACK.png|ACK!
File:Bluefolf and jesus.jpg|Bluefolf doesn't love Jesus :(
File:Bluefolf mothers portrait.jpg|At least his mother still loves him.
File:Bluefolf_loves_sniffing_shit_and_grooming_minors.jpg
File:Bluefolf_biohazard.jpg
File:Bluefolf Dad Wojak.png|"[[Son, I Am Disappoint]]"
File:BlueFolf_poster.jpg
File:Smellybluefolf.jpg
File:Bluefolf_full_suit.jpg|After enough swindling and embezzlement, Bluefolf could finally afford the rest of his fursuit.
</gallery>
 
==External Links==
* {{kf|aden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776|KiwiFarms article}}
* [https://archive.md/73oIo Archival Expose]
{{Portals|gay|furries|whores}}
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Revision as of 14:02, 1 June 2024


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Bluefolf is a Satanist noted.

Bluefolf (powerword: Caden Wayne Scholeck / Jade Scholeck) is a tranny furfaggot with a scat fetish. He lives by being the focus of twitter drama and is known to overshare on personal family matters and to start shit with e-celebs on twitter.

Introduction to the Furry Fandom

Before being a folf (fox + wolf), Caden was watever the fuck this is.

Caden joined the furry fandom on February 23rd 2017, when he was 12 years old and joined FurAffinity in May 2017. From that point on, he probably developed a scat fetish and transsexual delusions as a result of grooming and EPI

Relationship with his dad

As you might expect, Bluefolf does not have a good relationship with his dad. In fact, his dad had completely disowned him.

Assault

BAWWWWWW!!!!!

Bluefolf alleges that he was attacked by a transphobe late at night for wearing a skirt. He uploaded pix of his wounds to prove it, but don't be too quick too give your sympathy because he probably faked it.

The Scat Video Incident

Bluefolf films scat erotica. Probably intended for his fellow discord faggots.

Fursodas

Bluefolf collaborated with some retard to create a product called "fursoda" (AKA overpriced soda distilled with Bluefolf's shit water). They ended up pooling ~$8000 into the project and didn't even come close to breaking a profit because not even furfags (in spite of their conspicuously consumptuous nature) want to pay $90 FUCKING DOLLARS for a fucking soda cup with furry stickers on it. Bluefolf probably ended up embezzling most of the funds to buy a new fursuit with massive tits.

Gallery

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