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''' | '''Angela Nicole Santiano''' is a [[mental illness|crazy]] and creepy obsessed [[fangirl]] of one of the perpetrators of the [[Columbine]] high school massacre, [[Eric Harris]]. Although there are many "[[Columbiners]]" ([[aspies|supporters/researchers]] of the Columbine killers), disrespecting the deaths of the [[noob|victims]] who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy. | ||
== Murky origins == | == Murky origins == | ||
Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, [[aspies|social misfits]] and the [[mental illness|special]] would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on [[tumblr|Dumblr]], and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards [[dying alone]] with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for [[hugbox|acceptance]], she has become an object of ridicule among-st [[retards|people who identify as squirrels]] and [[feminist|paint with menstrual blood]], is truly testament to the [[batshit insane|level of insanity]] a female can harbor. If even Tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become [[an hero]]. | Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, [[aspies|social misfits]] and the [[mental illness|special]] would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on [[tumblr|Dumblr]], and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards [[dying alone]] with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for [[hugbox|acceptance]], she has become an object of ridicule among-st [[retards|people who identify as squirrels]] and [[feminist|paint with menstrual blood]], is truly testament to the [[batshit insane|level of insanity]] a female can harbor. If even Tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become [[an hero]]. | ||
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{{squote|I | {{squote|I want to hear the voice of Eric Harris yelling "GET UP" on the 911 tape in the library because it turns me on. I want Eric Harris to unclip my bra strap and make passionate love to me. I have studied Education and English and would give anything to be Eric's dirty teacher. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Angela Nicole Santiano is a crazy and creepy obsessed fangirl of one of the perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners" (supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.
Murky origins
Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule among-st people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity a female can harbor. If even Tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become an hero.
About Angela Sartiano
Her Failbook bio previously stated:
{{squote|I want to hear the voice of Eric Harris yelling "GET UP" on the 911 tape in the library because it turns me on. I want Eric Harris to unclip my bra strap and make passionate love to me. I have studied Education and English and would give anything to be Eric's dirty teacher.
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Lynn Ann is part of a series on Columbine
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