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<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[ED:POTNS|Suggest a Featured Picture]] • [[ED:POTN|View the PotN Archives]]</p> | <p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[ED:POTNS|Suggest a Featured Picture]] • [[ED:POTN|View the PotN Archives]]</p> | ||
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Revision as of 18:00, 16 December 2023
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Article of the Now
Picture the scene: The year is 2024, and the Jewnited States of 'Murica is in a perpetual state of chaos. SJWs/Progressives and Far/New Right are engaged in a culture war that some argue could potentially cause a massive Civil War, or even WW3. Not only are tensions heightened culturally; Politically, shit's getting real. And to top it all off, it happens to be a Presidential Election year again.
Ryan Routh 2 days ago |
Concord 4 days ago |
Audrey Hale 6 days ago |
Did You Know...
From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ... that the CIA tried to stump the Trump, again?
- ... that Sony announced the PlayStation 5 Pro, with a price tag of $700 with no disc drive? Maybe the $700 price tag is due to their gargantuan flop that was Concord.
- ... that James Earl Jones, the voice actor for Darth Vader, has died?
- ... that Nikocado Avocado lost 300 or something pounds and is now skinny again?
- ... that the other ED got b& from its host yet again, lost a week of content and is broken yet again?
- ... that Sony's Concord, the biggest flop in vidya history, has shut down only 2 weeks after release?
- ... that the trailer for the Minecraft movie dropped, and it looks like shit?
- ... that the fake ED went down again?
- ... that Audrey Hale's trannyfesto was finally leaked in full?
- ... that Brazil has b& X, formerly known as Twitter?