Kentucky

Kentucky is named for anal lubricant

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The only good thing to come from Kentucky.

Kentucky, abbreviated KY, is a largely boring state in Dumbfuckistan that was founded by Colonel Sanders and his army of chickens. The natives were pecked to death, and the land was settled by rednecks and fat people who founded its many trailer parks.

Kentucky is known for its fried chicken, hills, hillbillies, meth labs, and toothless residents. Everyone who lives in Kentucky wants to leave Kentucky. There are no internets in Kentucky. If you encounter someone on the internet who claims to be in Kentucky, beware, because that is a lie. To see examples of real Kentuckians, simply watch any episode of Maury.

Politics

Kentucky managed to produce Abraham Lincoln (Who moved to Illinois) at least 100 years ago and hasn't produced anything good since then. Their current governor, Steve Beshear, Democrat, is the biggest dumbfuck to walk the planet. Mr. Beshear wants to open a Creationism themed theme park using Kentucky tax dollars and also wants to open a creationism museum. He also wants to ban smoking from the state, not realising that tobacco is Kentucky's largest fucking industry. Luckily for them, they cannot get any poorer. Mr. Beshear also says that Kentucky is doing better than most states, not realising that almost every state that Kentucky borders is doing much better than them (Even Tennessee and West Virginia!).

Education

Kentucky manages to have the best school in the United States, but the rest of it is uneducated crap. You can tell this by noticing the voter demographics and the large amount of shit.

They also don't have SexEd, so they all fuck their cousins.

Demographics

Kentucky is the most purely American state, having the most states with a majoirty American ancestry. This explains their retardness. Anyone who isn't American is a nigger.

In a nutshell

	“	We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them Kentuckians	„
	—George Washington

See also

• Jim Bunning
• KFC