Petridish.pw

The Game.

Petridish.pw is the Russian version of agar.io. This version has a fuckton more features than agar.io, and if you give them jewgold, you can make your own skin. Most of the players are under 13 and you will occasionally meet some 30 year old players. Most of the time you will hear "Блядь вы" and some other russian shit that makes google translate freak the fuck out when you type it.

Clans

Did you think that gay clans like TYT and SIRIUS were bad? Well on petridish, you get 10x the clans with 10x the shit. On petridish, it is not uncommon for clans to raid a lobby and take over the leaderboard, and most of the time these fuckers suicide into their teammates when they are almost eaten. Most clans are named after Youtubers (M-I-X) and they are the most common.

Skins/Names

Because the owners^✡ needed money to buy hookers, they charge 1$ to make an name, 1$ to make a skin, and YET ANOTHER 1$ to password protect your name. This might not seem bad right? Well, you thought wrong as the mods in the game will ban you without hesitation, and then they want to charge you 50 cents to get unbanned.

Similar to 4chan, if you are banned all you need to do is change your IP and you are back in. If you actually payed the 50 cent fee to get unbanned, then you should an hero

Clan Names

I kid you fucking not, over 300+ people payed money to make their shitty clans that nobody uses. Here is a long ass list of clan tags in game with some of their passwords.

[clan]Yourname

Clans and their passwords:

• [M-I-X] GTJMPD
• [MW] 3076629
• [AYT] agarother
• [GUL] menup1617
• [BOUSE] bouse35
• [3ØØ] sparta10
• [™] qwerty X (got DELETED, now it is called FBI again)
• [RR] jade
• [CRY] petricrys
• [A1M] rty567
• |COD| 2mvhrx74e
• [EX] killthem
• ¦¦ℱℳ¦¦ tetrax
• ||ŧψŧ|| dolbaebska
• [UF] passotboga
• [AACO] angepetri
• [VIRUS] zvx24
• [MeoW] 29m13e75ow
• [CC] sologame23
• [GFD] bigden
• [LOL] 878798lol
• [KLB] no password
• [HoGo] no password
• [RED] no password
• [LW] ktqvutvy12
• [MAUZ] mauz
• [-APP-] sasha005
• [Ⅎ] 123*123
• [F] 123*123

SKINS:

• white: black
• black: white
• B-O-O-M: artur2000
• ₭Ặ๖ۣۣۜPĦẶ๖ۣۣۜJ : qhzp8170ny
• KOT3: kot3proman
• ＲＥＶＥＮＧＥ : kthf78
• Maddog. : mad386dog
• (its russian) Matcoh Tawn and Makcoh Tawn : 12345
• prototypehogo : ochkodinoz
• NOF3X : bestpass
• Shibe : no password
• Yoba : no password
• YouHack--qwery00777
• (hashtag)М9_pro --12345

RUSSIAN CAT SKINS:

• Барсик
• Куки
• Кошка Селфи
• Муська

My experience playing the game tells me that the fuckers who use the cat skins are extremely good, and you should stay clear of them.

Lulz

Because they are russians and the game is glitchy, I would not be suprised if SQL Injections work. (If it does actually work, post the rest of the passwords above.)

For maximum lulz, use a clan tag and kill your teammates. Another way to piss off players is after killing them, type some random english words in the chat, and the russians think your talking shit because they don't understand english.

TL;DR

Russians are worse than jews. They block their videos so they can make the most money

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