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[[File:Twink degeneracy.jpg|thumb|One of the many minigames on offer.]]
'''Danganronpa''' (also known as '''High School Anime Murder Simulator 2010''') is a game where you a play as a Normalfag by the name of '''Makoto Naegi''' <!--(whoever wrote this joke should be hanged)--> who got trapped inside a [[School|posh boarding school]] alongside his [[Lie|best friends]] and now they need to kill each other because [[WTF|some bear said so]]. <s> The ultimate goal of this game is to get along with each other in order to defeat big fat meanie bear known as ''Monokuma''</s>,The goal is to complete all 6 chapters, each one of them containing at least one murder (except for 6th chapter because developers run out of ideas by that point, not to mention the lack of people) that needs to be solved in order to advance further into a game. Now unless [[You|you're]] a goddamn [[retard]], you can already see that this is basically a poorly written [[Phoenix Wright]] [[game]] except with more unnecessary game mechanics and [[Animu archetypes|annoying anime tropes]]. Intended for [[weeaboo]] audiences, the game has attracted [[you|losers]] who have nothing better to do in their life, except to jerk off to their favorite anime characters, and then [[Dying alone|crying]] themselves to sleep when they see their favourite characters get killed. This game also got two sequels, '''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair''' (real name '''High School Anime Murder Simulator 2013''') and '''Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony''' (real name '''High School Anime Murder Simulator Volume 3''') who are just as [[Shit|shitty]] if not, shittier then the original, and the one spin-off called '''Ultra Despair Girls''', which sounds like a feminist propaganda hell, but is actually the most offensive and sexist entry in the whole series.


'''''THIS''''' is what you get.
==Who created this shit, how and why?==
[[File:Cocaine-use.jpg|thumb|The fuel needed to write this shit without wanting to commit [[suicide|seppuku]]]]
This game was developed by Spike Chunsoft, whom you might remember for doing those ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' fighting games you played on [[PS2]] as a kid. But the real mastermind behind all this shit is a man called '''Kazutaka Kodaka''', a child molester who despite being a hack writer, has somehow had 5 of his shitty stories be adapted into [[games]]. It is also worth mentioning that he'sone of the biggest [[Japan|japanese]] [[Trolling|video game trolls]] since he managed to [[pwned|pwn]] 33 fucking people in all three main games, thus [[Butthurt|pissing off]] a fuckton of weebs worldwide because their favourite characters got brutally murdered. He also likes teasing sequels that will never get made.
While the name may sound like a laundry detergent, Danganronpa is actually [[Japan|chink language]] for "Bullet Refute", as part of the gameplay has you shoot up court rooms. The original game was intended to be more gory and [[violent]], but the money hungry [[Jews]] at Spike Chunsoft knew that weeb fat girls on [[Twitter]] would one day obsess over this series, and so they made the blood pink to avoid censors, and so they could indoctrinate as many pre-teen losers as possible into their lord of the flies simulator.


==Creation==
The game was released in 2010 in Japan for the [[PSP]]. Since it was a Japan-only game, it never caught the eye of various people in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S. of A.]] until some [[Something Awful]] goon named "orenronen" made a "[[let's play]]" thread about the first game which caught the eyes of weeaboos seeing it as the second coming of [[Phoenix Wright]]. Eventually the game became so [[overrated|popular]] it got officially released for the Vita in English to the delight of weebs everywhere.
The original game was developed by Spike, whom you might remember for doing those ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' fighting games you played on [[PS2]] as a kid. The people at Spike got the inspiration for the game after watching ''Saw'', but thought of the [[Shit|kooky]] idea of replacing Jigsaw with a bear...thus, the concept of the game was born.


After many attempts of even getting the game finished, the games was released in 2010 in Japan for the [[PSP]]. Since it was a Japan-only game, it never caught the eye of various people in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S. of A.]] until some [[Something Awful]] goon named "orenronen" made a "[[let's play]]" thread about the first game which caught the eyes of weeaboos seeing it as the second coming of [[Phoenix Wright]]. Eventually the game became so [[overrated|popular]] it got offically released for the [[Vita]] in english.
==Plot==
The plot centres around a bunch of teenage [[shota|shotas]] and [[loli|lolis]] raping each other in order to escape the high school from hell they're trapped in. Eventually the purging of the [[japan|chinks]] is halted so a blonde bimbo can be revealed to be behind the murder orgy. Once she is defeated through the power of friendship, the writers suck themselves off by having the remaining cast wet themselves over the "shocking twists", with such brilliant writing as "It was all a simulation, everything is fine." and "It was all fictional.".


==Plot==
The characters all have stereotypical anime backstories, including childhood friend love interest, rich asshole and being [[retarded]] but meaning well. Every single girl is [[rape|violated]] and shown in their underwear. Every guy is shown to be an asshole, become an asshole, or use to be an asshole, and now is a quiet [[homosexuality|freak]].
What is there to say about the non-existent "plot"? Basically, you're this one guy who is enrolled in this one school who kidnapped other students for a killing game... and that's all that matters.
 
While the games were originally created just to satisfy the writers [[Sick fuck|fantasies]], overtime the developers learnt to hate their western fans. Danganronpa V3, the latest game, has characters and plotlines that parody and ridicule the western audience, and the ending itself was written to kill the franchise, as well as laugh at the fans for being invested in the characters. They also added new mascots and forced memes so they could make a killing off merchandise. The games were recently released as a collection on [[Switch]], [[Steam]], [[Apple|Mobile]] and [[Playstation]] with the vague promise of extra content just to milk more money from the retard fanbase.


==Gameplay==
==Gameplay==
The game is the most generic game ever; all you do is roam around a 3D environment, exploring until something happens, then followed by ''The People's Court'' at four, and it goes on, and on, and on.
Each chapter you click through a powerpoint of generic highschool classrooms wishing for death. Once you've spoken to the future rape victims you hate the least, one lucky individual is killed and gets their body proudly displayed in a serial killer death trap. This then forces you to find google images of possible murder weapons before entering a [[paedophile|McDonalds play area]] to discuss how the tranny was killed. You literally shoot down arguments with bullets engraved with the right slurs to trigger whichever [[retard]] dare challenge your intellect.


The game states that it has "beautiful" art, when really, it's just typical 2D art you see in other [[Doki Doki Literature Club|visual novels]].  
Future games changed barely anything due to the [[jews|corner cutting]] devs not wanting to actually have to work. Eventually you explore 3D areas with some of the worst map design and graphics known to man, as well as colour choices that would put [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]] to shame for most [[faggot|gay jap creation]], giving us yet another reason why [[Hiroshima and Nagasaki|two bombs weren't enough]].


==Characters==
In-between making a fool of yourself in a virtual school, just like [[you]] do in real life, you are expected to socialize with the future breeding stock and [[zaiger|deadweights]] of the world. This forces you to deal with virtual novel text boxs with dialgoue you will neither remember nor care about. The best character is a girl whose only redeeming characteristic is having large breasts, who tells you her [[incest|uncle]] told her not to wear panties and she is genuinely too stupid to refuse to do anything she is told. Beyond her, no other character is worth paying attention to.
Why bother? We mean, the characters are just carbon copies of each other in each sequel. Lazy developers say ("Oh, we need new characters! Ooh, I got some!") and that's how they are.


==The Sequels==
==Danganronpa==
Somehow, in 2014, a sequel was released upon the masses. It's pretty much [[copypasta|exactly]] the same game as the original, but... this time ''you're on an [[Lost|ISLAND]]!!1''. They sure keep upping the ante, don't they? Another sequel was released in 2017. Same shtick as the first, moving on. Between the two games came a third-person, spin-off of sorts, nobody liked it.
[[File:dangan lgbt.jpeg|thumb|[[Oppression Olympics|Did you know that despite all the characters having Japanese names and taking place in Japan, every character is actually fat, queer, disabled, latino, black, or a combination of all of the above???]]]]
[[File:What we all want.jpg|thumb|The developers giving us players what we really want. This is official art lmao.]]
 
*'''[[Nu-male|Makoto Naegi]]''' - The protagonist of the first game who's literally just some dude with an ahoge. [[No|Way to get creative, Spike Chunsoft.]]
*'''[[Animegao|Sayaka Maizono]]''' - The [[jpop|idoru]] girl so irritatingly needy and "[[kawaii]]" that you'll piss yourself in happiness when she gets killed first.
*'''[[Scooby-Doo|Kyoko Kirigiri]]''' - Makoto's mystery solving "love interest" that barely wants anything to do with him. She is a walking plot device that hands everything regarding the murders to Makoto on a silver platter. [[Win|Makoto, Byakuya, and Yasuhiro get to gangbang Aoi if you kill off Kyoko in chapter 5]]. And yes, this is canon.
*'''[[Negress|Aoi Asahina]]''' - Ambiguously brown airhead with an IQ below 0 and big tits who exists to be fap fodder until the game ends. The artists gave her a tan and she was written to be quite stupid. This meant fans thought she was black, and fight about her race to this day. 
*'''[[USI|Byakuya Togami]]''' - Your average [[EDiot]], thinking himself a brilliant intellectual whos not afraid to say whatever he wants. Everyone else is repulsed by him, and he gets beaten up by girls multiple times.
*'''[[Goth|Celestia Ludenberg]]''' - Pretends to be [[French]], but refuses to smell bad or [[incest|fuck her siblings]]. Is outed for being a filthy [[Japan|slant]] right before she is killed.
*'''[[Byuu|Chihiro Fujisaki]]''' - A [[trap|guy who pretends to be a gurl]], "buT Im NoT tRaNs i SwEaR!!!1!". Works with computers, cries about everything, and is killed by a jock. Yeah, they're definitely a [[tranny]]. More useful after his death than 3/4 of the characters while they're alive.
*'''[[Basement Dweller|Hifumi Yamada]]''' - [[CWC|Incredibly fat, disliked by every single character, is manipulated by the girls to do their bidding]], and writes his own [[fan fiction]]. He represents the fanbase, whether they like it or not.
*'''[[Janny|Kiyotaka Ishimaru]]''' - Possible [[Nazi]] who [[Reportfag|reports any activity he dislikes]]. Goes gay for Mondo after a very [[gay|heterosexual bonding moment at the bathhouse]].
*'''[[Chad|Mondo Owada]]''' - Punches the faggy main character in the face, kills the tranny, works out regularly, is part of a biker gang, and killed his brother on his birthday. Every guy's fantasy.
*'''[[Fratboy|Leon Kuwata]]''' - [[douchebag|Douchey]] [[baseball]]fag who happened to be the first character made by the art team. They became so sick and tired of seeing his [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|fetal alcohol syndrome]] face that they made him the first killer.
*'''[[Amanda Todd|Sakura Ogami]]''' - A large muscle ogre-girl with a deep voice who keeps getting confused for a guy. [[Leelah Alcorn|Becomes part of the 42%]] after becoming [[an hero|an heroine]]. Yup, another tranny in the roster. Still better than the rest of the cast due to not acting like she has brain damage.
*'''[[Waluigis-girl|Toko Fukawa]]''' - Flat chested [[Multiple personality disorder|DID]] hoe who writes crappy romance novels despite being a [[wizardchan|kissless and hugless virgin]]. Lusts after the asshole [[yuppie]] Byakuya because getting treated like shit makes her panties wetter than the dead sea. [[Pixyteri|Canonically doesn't bathe]] and stinks so bad other girls avoid her. Another rep of the fanbase. Literally [[Jack the Ripper|a fucking serial killer]] but the plot ignores this in favor of a plotline about [[Hacker|1337 H4X0R]] Chihiro's AI that goes nowhere and [[fanservice]] of the underage characters.
*'''[[x/|Yasuhiro Hagakure]]''' - A [[conspiracy]] nutter who sadly isn't killed. Has a [[nigger]] hairstyle and is dumb as rocks but [[Srsly|a[pparently isn't black]], which is mind-boggling. Somehow makes it out of the school alive despite being more useless than the negress.
*'''[[Camwhore|Junko Enoshima]]''' - [[Blonde]] bimbo who gets [[pwn]]ed by Monokuma five minutes into the game but not really. Actually a [[schizo]] [[BPD]] hoe who set up the entire killing game [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]].
*'''[[Necrophilia|Mukuro Ikusaba]]''' - Some random pogue who disguises as Junko because she's actually her...sister? Twin? Who cares she's fucking [[dead]] lol.
 
==Danganronpa 2==
[[File:Nagito_kinny.jpg|thumb|How 2 be [[friendless]] forever]]
 
Oh boy they made a second one and it's even worse than the first. Ramp up the obnoxious personiality traits of the characters up to 11 without changing anything else and it's literally just the first game- same assets and all. This time they super wittily parody their own shitty writing choices from the first game. "Hahaha, memory loss is such a contrived plot point XD" they say before literally reusing the same unoriginal plot device.
 
*'''[[NORP|Hajime Hinata]]''' - The protagonist of the second game who's also just some plain dude with an ahoge. Wow, SC isn't even trying at this point...
*'''[[NPC|Chiaki Nanami]]''' - A [[mundane|boring and bland]] [[girl gamer]] that [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] still fap to nevertheless. In fact, there's an [[Sick fuck|actual scene of the game in which she's stripped in a bra and underwear.]]
*'''[[Twink|Nagito Komaeda]]''' - The designated whiny [[bishounen]] who babysits Hajime for the first part of the game and therefore is shipped relentlessly with Hajime. He has sexual fantasies of [[rape|raping]] Hajime's sweet ass pretty much every time he's on screen. Nagito has zillions of rabid [[Stans|fangirls]] known collectively as the "Komaeda Kinnies". Why does he have so many fangirls, again?
*'''[[Mr. Hands|Gundham Tanaka]]''' - [[Edgy]] [[Columbine|Trench Coat Mafia member]] who [[furry|molests]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|hamsters]] for a hobby and claims to be [[Brandon Crisp|the "Supreme Overlord of Ice"]]. [[School Shooting|Somehow doesn't shoot the rest of his classmates]] and [[win|even manages to fuck an]] [[Aryan]] princess.
*'''[[Incel|Kazuichi Soda]]''' - Covered in oil, [[autism|socially illiterate]] and a creep who admits he wants to "take apart women to see how they work". [[Simp]]s for Sonia despite her having less of a personality than the boring ass [[self insert]] main character. Basically every [[Anon|user]] of 4chan.
*'''[[KFC|Byakuya Togami]]''' - [[Fake and Gay|Same faggot as last time]], but now he's [[fat]] and [[cosplay]]s as Colonel Sanders. Turns out later he was just the sussy baka imposter who did a minimal amount of trolling. Gets killed at a feast with an oversized knife, a fate all fat fucks should share.
*'''[[Amy's Baking Company|Teruteru Hanamura]]''' - Same as the last retard but he's a [[bisexual]] [[manlet]] as well as fat. He is a very [[unfunny|charming and hilarious]] [[rapist|sex pervert]] who is basically Hifumi but 10 times more obnxious. His witty dialogue is comprised of 50% sex innuendos and 50% food puns. Thank the lord he's killed first chapter.
*'''[[Coprophagia|Nekomaru Nidai]]''' - Such a boring and forgettable character that there's nothing to say about him.
*'''[[Anita Sarkeesian|Mahiru Koizumi]]''' - Redhead [[Artist|art hoe]] who is always [[Feminism|complaining about men]].  
*'''[[Boku no Pico|Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu]]''' - Crying [[shota]]bait who got a big titty gf to protect him. Supposed leader of the [[gangbang|yakuza]] but spends all game apologizing for being a fag.
*'''[[Bimbofication|Akane Owari]]''' - Only good character in the series. Big [[bewbs]], doesn't wear anything besides a short skirt and shirt, is too dumb to realise men take advantage of her, works out all the time, loves food, and doesn't mind being naked publicly. Perfect breeding material.
*'''[[White Nationalism|Sonia Nevermind]]''' - Boring [[Mary-Sue]] European princess. Basically spends the entire game being the dumb [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|rich girl]] stereotype. "Oh my is that dust?! Have the coloured maid clear it away immediately!"
*'''[[Trolling IRL|Hiyoko Saionji]]''' - The ultimate [[jailbait]] [[loli]]. A [[pedobaiting|flat chested, short]], [[psychopath]] who rightfully bullies Mikan and Kazuichi for being the most annoying characters in the series. Becomes busty and bitchy when she gets older so [[party van|take advantage of her baby body while you still have the chance]].
*'''[[Cumslut|Mikan Tsumiki]]''' - Every fetish in the book. Nervous busty girl with no confidence who is always crying about something. She [[whore]]s herself out due to [[PTSD]] from getting [[bullied]] (rightfully so as she's fucking annoying). As walking fanservice, she wears a nurse outfit and is up-skirted constantly.
*'''[[Scenewhore|Ibuki Mioda]]''' - The personification of [[I'm so random|rawr XD, LOL random humor]] that ran rampant on [[Myspace]] in [[2006]]. She's [[Attention Whore|not like other girls]], she's "qUiRky aND pLAys GUItar omg sHE's jUst Like ME!!!!1!". In reality, she's a gimmick [[scene|scenegirl]] character who was killed when her usefulness had run dry. Fan girls still cry to this day and pretend she's a deep character.
*'''[[Slave|Peko Pekoyama]]''' - A slave who spent her whole life protecting men. Spends all day training and only speaks when asked. Big boobs and stays healthy. What all women should strive to be.
 
==Danganronpa V3==
*'''[[Mary Sue|Kaede Akamatsu]]''' - The character that gave [[otaku|otakus]] and [[feminist|feminazis]] alike 10 fucking orgasms once she was revealed, as they could now play as their very own [[fap]] material. But SHIT THEY JUST GOT PRANKED [[shit no one cares about|cuz she gets pwned in the first fucking chapter of the game.]] Boring protagonist .
*'''[[Emo|Shuchi Saihara]]''' - The true protagonist of the third game who's you guessed it, just some dude with an ahoge. Except this time he [[emo|represents the fanbase even more by being depressed]].
*'''[[Fag|Kokichi Ouma]]''' - An annoying [[fag]] that somehow has a bazillion fangirls despite the fact that he's a stupid asswipe throughout pretty much the entire game.
*'''[[Hipster|Rantaro Amami]]''' - An incredibly [[gay]] version of Indiana Jones, complete with dyed hair. Canonically has 20 sisters, all of which he is has "[[incest|raised]]".
*'''Miu Iruma''' - A blonde [[whore]] who repeatedly masturbates in public. Would be attractive if the voice actor wasn't fifty.
*'''Keebo''' - An edgy robot who wears a mask and has a gun. Would be perfectly suited to win this killing game but he not only copied Robo-Cop's design, but programming too, meaning the [[autist]] has to waddle around being useless.
*'''Gonta Gokuhara''' - Typical [[down syndrome]] sperg, ridiculously tall, incredibly stupid, even has [[retard]] strength. Obsessed with bugs.
*'''[[Belle Delphine|Tsumugi Shirogane]]''' - [[Cosplay|Cosplayer]] weeb with dyed hair who is described as boring, even by herself. Oh and she's the secret villain lol.
*'''[[Anthroscape|Korekiyo Shinguji]]''' - Creepy nerd obsessed with [[Racism|"anthropology"]] who dresses like a [[Nazi]] wearing a [[Gimp|gimp mask]]. It's revealed he [[Incest|fucked]] and killed his sister as well as killing multiple other girls to give her "friends" in heaven. The one guy who looks like an obvious killer in the V3 cast who ended up becoming one.
*'''[[Lesbian|Tenko Chabashira]]''' - Most likely made to make fun of the [[American]] [[whores]] who obsess over this series, Tenko is an annoying feminist, as well as a [[Lesbian|dyke]] who is explicitly shown to harass other girls and make them uncomfortable. Despite this, fans still love and defend her.
*'''Kirumi Tojo''' - Tall [[milf]] maid who only lives to serve until she kills the midget.
*'''[[BPD|Maki Harukawa]]''' - An attempt at making [[edgelord]] [[jailbait]], as she [[BPD|is constantly moody and rude to others]]. Despite being [[Anorexia|anorexic]] and short as fuck, she's supposed to be a world-class assassin who pwns people with her bare hands. Pretends to be a [[Pedophile|child "caregiver"]] to save face, her secret is very obvious.
*'''[[Midget|Ryoma Hoshi]]''' - [[Midget]] tennis player who wants to kill himself but gets pwned by the maid of all people. Was just made to insult the fanbases fathers who disappeared.
*'''Kaito Momota''' - Such a boring and forgettable character that I have nothing to say about him.
*'''Himiko Yumeno''' - [[Loli]] [[Wicca]] who is seen as [[delusional]] by the other characters, as no one is retarded enough to believe it - not even the spergy and easily manipulated Gonta. Was written to be another [[kawaii]] girl the fanbase would adore but instead came across as irritating and an example of lazy writing, using one gimmick and making a whole character out of it. The fucking bitch survives all six chapters as well.
*'''[[Negress|Angie Yonaga]]''' - The first and last black character in the whole series. Angie is depicted as a dangerous cult leader who should be avoided. Voiced by a [[Japan|Jap]] and [[United States of Americunts|Whitey]] so the fans hate the creators for not having her be voiced by a real negro. She also dies early on, but sadly isn't the first to be killed.


==The Anime==
==The Anime==
Because no Japanese video game would be complete without one nowadays an [[anime]] was released in 2013. The show itself is pretty much unbearable; showcasing cheap animation and a standard of voice acting that would make even [[Tara Strong]] blush.
Because no Japanese video game would be complete without one nowadays an [[anime]] was released in 2013 which told an even shittier version of the first games plot. The show itself is pretty much unbearable; showcasing cheap animation and a standard of voice acting that would make even [[Tara Strong]] blush. Both the creators of the anime and the devs who commissioned the anime regret its [[abortion|creation]], probably because it exposed their stupid child killing fantasy to actual children who then became fans.
 
Similar to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the writers decided one tragedy was not enough, and wanted a second anime. Unlike a retelling of their first shitty game, this told a new story in the same continuity of the games. This anime, Danganronpa 3, was mocked relentlessly by both critics and fans. Some of the shittiest writing in the series can be found in this anime, like killing off characters and reviving them for cheap surprise. The animation was even cheaper, with [[lazy|continuity mistakes]] being a common occurrence. New [[Mary Sue|characters]] were introduced, being even more stereotypical than the games characters, and given how half the anime was a prequel to the games, even the idiot fans worked out they shouldn't care about the soon-to-be body bags.


A second, more original anime, was conceived a year later. This time, the Jew producers at the animation studio decided to split the second anime in two, with the only differences being the plot.
The release was also piss poor, with the story being split both in the future and past. One future episode was released, then a past episode would release. This hurt the underdeveloped [[retard|fetus brains]] that makes up the majority of the fanbase, and at that point this anime was considered dead and buried by both [[weeaboos]] and dangan-faggots.


==Reception==
==Fan Base==
The general review is "THIS GAEM IS AWSUM!!!!!!!!!" but not everyone said this is true. Common Sense Media, who reviewed the sequels, considered the game "too violent for kids". While this ''is'' true, it's just Common Sense being typical "this is innapropareat!!!".
[[File:Dont upset teen girls.png|thumb|A regular occurrence in the community.]]
Despite the amount of sexual assault and cartoon gore this series proudly displays, the fan base is comprised almost entirely of [[idiots|teenage girls]], who have morphed the series identity from another shitty [[weeaboo]] virtual novel, to an lgbtq hellhole. They demand every character be a [[sexuality]] you've never heard of and ship murderers with their victims. They redesign characters to be fatter, [[disabled|blacker]], or trans in a desperate bid to try convince people the game series made by right wing chinks is actually a digital gay bar.


Regardless, it has received better reviews than most anus scum to [[Cum|come out]] of Japan's ass.
The community is shunned by most other weeaboos for their extreme toxicity. Prominent members of their community are regularly [[doxxed]] and harassed for not being gay, not being trans, not shipping children, not liking [[fat]] reimaginings of the characters, not like [[nigga]] versions of the characters, not being a pedo, being a pedo, or not liking a particular character the fanbase has decided is a saint, despite them being depicted as a [[psychopath]] who manipulates and kills with no remorse.


==See also==
==See Also==
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]] - What tried to rip off Danganronpa .
*[[Persona]]
*[[Persona]] - What Danganronpa wishes it was.
*[[Ace Attorney]] - What Danganronpa tried to rip off.
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[Ripoff]]
*[[Ripoff]]
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*[[Something Awful]] - Where this abortion of a series was discovered by [[weeaboos|western audiences]]
*[[Something Awful]] - Where this abortion of a series was discovered by [[weeaboos|western audiences]]


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Danganronpa (also known as High School Anime Murder Simulator 2010) is a game where you a play as a Normalfag by the name of Makoto Naegi who got trapped inside a posh boarding school alongside his best friends and now they need to kill each other because some bear said so. The ultimate goal of this game is to get along with each other in order to defeat big fat meanie bear known as Monokuma,The goal is to complete all 6 chapters, each one of them containing at least one murder (except for 6th chapter because developers run out of ideas by that point, not to mention the lack of people) that needs to be solved in order to advance further into a game. Now unless you're a goddamn retard, you can already see that this is basically a poorly written Phoenix Wright game except with more unnecessary game mechanics and annoying anime tropes. Intended for weeaboo audiences, the game has attracted losers who have nothing better to do in their life, except to jerk off to their favorite anime characters, and then crying themselves to sleep when they see their favourite characters get killed. This game also got two sequels, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (real name High School Anime Murder Simulator 2013) and Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony (real name High School Anime Murder Simulator Volume 3) who are just as shitty if not, shittier then the original, and the one spin-off called Ultra Despair Girls, which sounds like a feminist propaganda hell, but is actually the most offensive and sexist entry in the whole series.

Who created this shit, how and why?

The fuel needed to write this shit without wanting to commit seppuku

This game was developed by Spike Chunsoft, whom you might remember for doing those Dragon Ball Z fighting games you played on PS2 as a kid. But the real mastermind behind all this shit is a man called Kazutaka Kodaka, a child molester who despite being a hack writer, has somehow had 5 of his shitty stories be adapted into games. It is also worth mentioning that he'sone of the biggest japanese video game trolls since he managed to pwn 33 fucking people in all three main games, thus pissing off a fuckton of weebs worldwide because their favourite characters got brutally murdered. He also likes teasing sequels that will never get made. While the name may sound like a laundry detergent, Danganronpa is actually chink language for "Bullet Refute", as part of the gameplay has you shoot up court rooms. The original game was intended to be more gory and violent, but the money hungry Jews at Spike Chunsoft knew that weeb fat girls on Twitter would one day obsess over this series, and so they made the blood pink to avoid censors, and so they could indoctrinate as many pre-teen losers as possible into their lord of the flies simulator.

The game was released in 2010 in Japan for the PSP. Since it was a Japan-only game, it never caught the eye of various people in the U.S. of A. until some Something Awful goon named "orenronen" made a "let's play" thread about the first game which caught the eyes of weeaboos seeing it as the second coming of Phoenix Wright. Eventually the game became so popular it got officially released for the Vita in English to the delight of weebs everywhere.

Plot

The plot centres around a bunch of teenage shotas and lolis raping each other in order to escape the high school from hell they're trapped in. Eventually the purging of the chinks is halted so a blonde bimbo can be revealed to be behind the murder orgy. Once she is defeated through the power of friendship, the writers suck themselves off by having the remaining cast wet themselves over the "shocking twists", with such brilliant writing as "It was all a simulation, everything is fine." and "It was all fictional.".

The characters all have stereotypical anime backstories, including childhood friend love interest, rich asshole and being retarded but meaning well. Every single girl is violated and shown in their underwear. Every guy is shown to be an asshole, become an asshole, or use to be an asshole, and now is a quiet freak.

While the games were originally created just to satisfy the writers fantasies, overtime the developers learnt to hate their western fans. Danganronpa V3, the latest game, has characters and plotlines that parody and ridicule the western audience, and the ending itself was written to kill the franchise, as well as laugh at the fans for being invested in the characters. They also added new mascots and forced memes so they could make a killing off merchandise. The games were recently released as a collection on Switch, Steam, Mobile and Playstation with the vague promise of extra content just to milk more money from the retard fanbase.

Gameplay

Each chapter you click through a powerpoint of generic highschool classrooms wishing for death. Once you've spoken to the future rape victims you hate the least, one lucky individual is killed and gets their body proudly displayed in a serial killer death trap. This then forces you to find google images of possible murder weapons before entering a McDonalds play area to discuss how the tranny was killed. You literally shoot down arguments with bullets engraved with the right slurs to trigger whichever retard dare challenge your intellect.

Future games changed barely anything due to the corner cutting devs not wanting to actually have to work. Eventually you explore 3D areas with some of the worst map design and graphics known to man, as well as colour choices that would put JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to shame for most gay jap creation, giving us yet another reason why two bombs weren't enough.

In-between making a fool of yourself in a virtual school, just like you do in real life, you are expected to socialize with the future breeding stock and deadweights of the world. This forces you to deal with virtual novel text boxs with dialgoue you will neither remember nor care about. The best character is a girl whose only redeeming characteristic is having large breasts, who tells you her uncle told her not to wear panties and she is genuinely too stupid to refuse to do anything she is told. Beyond her, no other character is worth paying attention to.

Danganronpa

Did you know that despite all the characters having Japanese names and taking place in Japan, every character is actually fat, queer, disabled, latino, black, or a combination of all of the above???
The developers giving us players what we really want. This is official art lmao.

Danganronpa 2

How 2 be friendless forever

Oh boy they made a second one and it's even worse than the first. Ramp up the obnoxious personiality traits of the characters up to 11 without changing anything else and it's literally just the first game- same assets and all. This time they super wittily parody their own shitty writing choices from the first game. "Hahaha, memory loss is such a contrived plot point XD" they say before literally reusing the same unoriginal plot device.

Danganronpa V3

  • Kaede Akamatsu - The character that gave otakus and feminazis alike 10 fucking orgasms once she was revealed, as they could now play as their very own fap material. But SHIT THEY JUST GOT PRANKED cuz she gets pwned in the first fucking chapter of the game. Boring protagonist .
  • Shuchi Saihara - The true protagonist of the third game who's you guessed it, just some dude with an ahoge. Except this time he represents the fanbase even more by being depressed.
  • Kokichi Ouma - An annoying fag that somehow has a bazillion fangirls despite the fact that he's a stupid asswipe throughout pretty much the entire game.
  • Rantaro Amami - An incredibly gay version of Indiana Jones, complete with dyed hair. Canonically has 20 sisters, all of which he is has "raised".
  • Miu Iruma - A blonde whore who repeatedly masturbates in public. Would be attractive if the voice actor wasn't fifty.
  • Keebo - An edgy robot who wears a mask and has a gun. Would be perfectly suited to win this killing game but he not only copied Robo-Cop's design, but programming too, meaning the autist has to waddle around being useless.
  • Gonta Gokuhara - Typical down syndrome sperg, ridiculously tall, incredibly stupid, even has retard strength. Obsessed with bugs.
  • Tsumugi Shirogane - Cosplayer weeb with dyed hair who is described as boring, even by herself. Oh and she's the secret villain lol.
  • Korekiyo Shinguji - Creepy nerd obsessed with "anthropology" who dresses like a Nazi wearing a gimp mask. It's revealed he fucked and killed his sister as well as killing multiple other girls to give her "friends" in heaven. The one guy who looks like an obvious killer in the V3 cast who ended up becoming one.
  • Tenko Chabashira - Most likely made to make fun of the American whores who obsess over this series, Tenko is an annoying feminist, as well as a dyke who is explicitly shown to harass other girls and make them uncomfortable. Despite this, fans still love and defend her.
  • Kirumi Tojo - Tall milf maid who only lives to serve until she kills the midget.
  • Maki Harukawa - An attempt at making edgelord jailbait, as she is constantly moody and rude to others. Despite being anorexic and short as fuck, she's supposed to be a world-class assassin who pwns people with her bare hands. Pretends to be a child "caregiver" to save face, her secret is very obvious.
  • Ryoma Hoshi - Midget tennis player who wants to kill himself but gets pwned by the maid of all people. Was just made to insult the fanbases fathers who disappeared.
  • Kaito Momota - Such a boring and forgettable character that I have nothing to say about him.
  • Himiko Yumeno - Loli Wicca who is seen as delusional by the other characters, as no one is retarded enough to believe it - not even the spergy and easily manipulated Gonta. Was written to be another kawaii girl the fanbase would adore but instead came across as irritating and an example of lazy writing, using one gimmick and making a whole character out of it. The fucking bitch survives all six chapters as well.
  • Angie Yonaga - The first and last black character in the whole series. Angie is depicted as a dangerous cult leader who should be avoided. Voiced by a Jap and Whitey so the fans hate the creators for not having her be voiced by a real negro. She also dies early on, but sadly isn't the first to be killed.

The Anime

Because no Japanese video game would be complete without one nowadays an anime was released in 2013 which told an even shittier version of the first games plot. The show itself is pretty much unbearable; showcasing cheap animation and a standard of voice acting that would make even Tara Strong blush. Both the creators of the anime and the devs who commissioned the anime regret its creation, probably because it exposed their stupid child killing fantasy to actual children who then became fans.

Similar to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the writers decided one tragedy was not enough, and wanted a second anime. Unlike a retelling of their first shitty game, this told a new story in the same continuity of the games. This anime, Danganronpa 3, was mocked relentlessly by both critics and fans. Some of the shittiest writing in the series can be found in this anime, like killing off characters and reviving them for cheap surprise. The animation was even cheaper, with continuity mistakes being a common occurrence. New characters were introduced, being even more stereotypical than the games characters, and given how half the anime was a prequel to the games, even the idiot fans worked out they shouldn't care about the soon-to-be body bags.

The release was also piss poor, with the story being split both in the future and past. One future episode was released, then a past episode would release. This hurt the underdeveloped fetus brains that makes up the majority of the fanbase, and at that point this anime was considered dead and buried by both weeaboos and dangan-faggots.

Fan Base

A regular occurrence in the community.

Despite the amount of sexual assault and cartoon gore this series proudly displays, the fan base is comprised almost entirely of teenage girls, who have morphed the series identity from another shitty weeaboo virtual novel, to an lgbtq hellhole. They demand every character be a sexuality you've never heard of and ship murderers with their victims. They redesign characters to be fatter, blacker, or trans in a desperate bid to try convince people the game series made by right wing chinks is actually a digital gay bar.

The community is shunned by most other weeaboos for their extreme toxicity. Prominent members of their community are regularly doxxed and harassed for not being gay, not being trans, not shipping children, not liking fat reimaginings of the characters, not like nigga versions of the characters, not being a pedo, being a pedo, or not liking a particular character the fanbase has decided is a saint, despite them being depicted as a psychopath who manipulates and kills with no remorse.

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