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*[[The Giver|Giant Trees]] | *[[The Giver|Giant Trees]] | ||
*[[Homosexuals]] | *[[Homosexuals]] | ||
*[[Feminists|Feminazis]] | |||
*[[Buttsecks|Alien Poontang]] | *[[Buttsecks|Alien Poontang]] | ||
*[[Your Mom]] | *[[Your Mom]] | ||
*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
*[[9/11]] | *[[9/11]] | ||
*[[Chuck Norris]] | *[[Chuck Norris]] | ||
*[[The | *[[The internets]] | ||
*[[Native Americans|Those fuckin' blue cockroaches!]] | *[[Native Americans|Those fuckin' blue cockroaches!]] | ||
*Oxygen Masks | *Oxygen Masks | ||
*Large knives sticking out of his shoulder | *Large knives sticking out of his shoulder | ||
*[[Maury Povich|Who yo baby daddy be]] | *[[Maury Povich|Who yo baby daddy be]] | ||
*[[B|/b/]] | |||
*[[moot]] | |||
*[[deviantART]] | |||
*[[CNN]] | |||
*[[Viacom]] | |||
*[[Youtube]] | |||
*[[Christfags]] | |||
*[[4chan]] | |||
*[[Ohinternet]] | |||
* This meme is still fairly new so enjoy it before some [[newfag]] spams it to hell all over [[/b/]]. | * This meme is still fairly new so enjoy it before some [[newfag]] spams it to hell all over [[B|/b/]]. | ||
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|colquaritchquote|background-color: #999999; width: 600px; height: | <center>{{frame|{{morphquote|colquaritchquote|background-color: #999999; width: 600px; height: auto|font-weight: bold; | ||
|... you think you're one of them? Time to wake up!|Trying to crush furfags' dreams from 2009 and forward | |... you think you're one of them? Time to wake up!|Trying to crush furfags' dreams from 2009 and forward | ||
|Nothing's over until I'm done breathin'...|WHAT-A-BADASS! | |Nothing's over until I'm done breathin'...|WHAT-A-BADASS! | ||
|You crossed the line...|[[Falcon Punch|Jake Sully is about to get ræped badly.]] | |You crossed the line...|[[Falcon Punch|Jake Sully is about to get ræped badly.]] | ||
}}| | }}|border=#333333|background=#999999}}</center> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
<center>{{Frame|{{fv|ColQuaritch|background-color: #999999;|font-weight: bold;| | <center>{{Frame|{{fv|ColQuaritch|background-color: #999999;|font-weight: bold;| | ||
<youtube>cRdxXPV9GNQ</youtube><center>'''Pause at 3: | <youtube>cRdxXPV9GNQ</youtube><center>'''Pause at 3:09 for a TL;DW version of the movie'''</center>| | ||
<youtube>LXXOLZ8tRUw</youtube><center>'''The trailer that made Furfaggots cum in their pants.'''</center>| | <youtube>LXXOLZ8tRUw</youtube><center>'''The trailer that made Furfaggots cum in their pants.'''</center>| | ||
}}| | }}|border=#333333|background=#999999}}</center> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|Col. Quaritch does not give a single fuck about this gallery.| | {{cg|Col. Quaritch does not give a single fuck about this gallery.|colquaritch|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Quaritch-oh-expoitable.png|Not about [[Oh exploitable|OH EXPLOITABLE]]!!! | Image:Quaritch-oh-expoitable.png|Not about [[Oh exploitable|OH EXPLOITABLE]]!!! | ||
Image:800px-Quaritch-oh-expoitable.jpg|Colonel Qauritch does not give a fuck about [[fail|changes]] | |||
Image:Quaritch_whitehouse.PNG|Not about the Whitehouse | Image:Quaritch_whitehouse.PNG|Not about the Whitehouse | ||
Image:Quaritch 911.jpg|Not about [[Jews did WTC|WTC]]... | Image:Quaritch 911.jpg|Not about [[Jews did WTC|WTC]]... | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Col. Quaritch Na'vi Love.jpg|Not about true love... | Image:Col. Quaritch Na'vi Love.jpg|Not about true love... | ||
Image:Quarritch Oceanic 815.jpg|Not about [[Lost|plane crashes in general]]... | Image:Quarritch Oceanic 815.jpg|Not about [[Lost|plane crashes in general]]... | ||
Image:Quaritch Titanic.jpg|Not about | Image:Quaritch Titanic.jpg|Not about boat sinking... | ||
Image:Quaritch Hoth.jpg|Not about your [[Jedi|rebel friends]]... | Image:Quaritch Hoth.jpg|Not about your [[Jedi|rebel friends]]... | ||
Image:Col. Quaritch Empire.jpg|Not about your [[Star Wars|Empire]]... | Image:Col. Quaritch Empire.jpg|Not about your [[Star Wars|Empire]]... | ||
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Image:Cel. Quaritch Na'vi.PNG|Not about the Na'vi... | Image:Cel. Quaritch Na'vi.PNG|Not about the Na'vi... | ||
Image:Col. Quaritch Krystal.JPG|Not about furfags in general... | Image:Col. Quaritch Krystal.JPG|Not about furfags in general... | ||
Image:Starving africans.jpg|Not about [[The child in Africa|African children]] and There are no | Image:Starving africans.jpg|Not about [[The child in Africa|African children]] and There are no niggers on the Internet [[chikins]]... | ||
Image:Col. Goatse.jpg|Not about [[Goatse]]... | Image:Col. Goatse.jpg|Not about [[Goatse]]... | ||
Image:Colonel Qauritch does not give a fuck about not giving a fuck.jpg|Not about his not giving a fuck..... | Image:Colonel Qauritch does not give a fuck about not giving a fuck.jpg|Not about his not giving a fuck..... | ||
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Image:Col. Quaritch Paradox.png|Not about [[Dividing by zero]]... | Image:Col. Quaritch Paradox.png|Not about [[Dividing by zero]]... | ||
Image:Col. Quaritch Rules.jpg|Not about stupid driving rules... | Image:Col. Quaritch Rules.jpg|Not about stupid driving rules... | ||
Image:Quaritch_District_9.jpg|Not about prawns... | Image:Quaritch_District_9.jpg|Not about prawns... | ||
Image:Quaritchhaiti.JPG|Not about [[Haiti]]... | Image:Quaritchhaiti.JPG|Not about [[Haiti]]... | ||
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Image:Quaritch Chrischan.jpg|Not about [[Chris-chan|love quests]]... | Image:Quaritch Chrischan.jpg|Not about [[Chris-chan|love quests]]... | ||
Image:Colonel_quaritch_over_9000.jpg| Not about your [[Over 9000|power level]]... | Image:Colonel_quaritch_over_9000.jpg| Not about your [[Over 9000|power level]]... | ||
File:Quaritch-eve.jpg|Or ''[[EVE Online]]''... | File:Quaritch-eve.jpg|Or ''[[EVE Online]]''... | ||
image:Quaritch-wikipedia.png|Not about [[Wikipedia]]... | image:Quaritch-wikipedia.png|Not about [[Wikipedia]]... | ||
File: | Image:Squaritch.jpg|Not about [[Skyrim]]... | ||
File:Quaritch_oHI.jpg|Not about... well... nobody does. | |||
Image:Col. cares slightly.jpg|...[[Boxxy|actually, he DOES give a fuck!]] | Image:Col. cares slightly.jpg|...[[Boxxy|actually, he DOES give a fuck!]] | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
Latest revision as of 16:20, 10 September 2017
Colonel Quaritch is James Cameroon's oh so clever metaphor for Dubya in his epic shit fest "Avatar". All Quaritch wants to do is gun down some furries and drink his fucking coffee while occasionally blurting out classic one liners like "preemptive strike" and "fight terror with terror" because this movie isn't an obvious remake of Dances With Wolves Iraq War Edition. But thanks to Cameroon's heavy usage of Liberal guilt you're supposed to hate Quaritch despite the fact that he is a total badass and the only person worth caring about in this stupid ass movie. The meme is believed to have originated on /tv/ but unsurprisingly enough Quaritch does not give a fuck. So fuck you.
LIST OF THINGS QUARITCH DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT
- Furries
- Global Warming
- Liberals
- Giant Trees
- Homosexuals
- Feminazis
- Alien Poontang
- Your Mom
- You
- 9/11
- Chuck Norris
- The internets
- Those fuckin' blue cockroaches!
- Oxygen Masks
- Large knives sticking out of his shoulder
- Who yo baby daddy be
- /b/
- moot
- deviantART
- CNN
- Viacom
- Youtube
- Christfags
- 4chan
- Ohinternet
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Not about true love... -
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Not about your rebel friends... -
Not about your Empire... -
Not about your local non-corporate coffee shop.. -
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Not about your supremacy... -
Not about your retarded incestuous all-day American... -
Not about your Jew... -
Not about the Na'vi... -
Not about furfags in general... -
Not about African children and There are no niggers on the Internet chikins... -
Not about Goatse... -
Not about his not giving a fuck..... -
Not about Swine Flu... -
Not about experiments with dinossaurs... -
Not about movie crossovers... -
Not about your awards... -
Not about Dividing by zero... -
Not about stupid driving rules... -
Not about prawns... -
Not about Haiti... -
Or Haitians... -
Not about bawling... -
Not about love quests... -
Not about your power level... -
Or EVE Online... -
Not about Wikipedia... -
Not about Skyrim... -
Not about... well... nobody does. -
See Also
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