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[[Image:Amiga-1000.jpg|thumb|Yes, this and only this is what you will use your Amiga for.]] | [[Image:Amiga-1000.jpg|thumb|Yes, this and only this is what you will use your Amiga for.]] | ||
[[Image:jimbob_michelle.png|thumb|A happy Amiga family.]] | [[Image:jimbob_michelle.png|thumb|A happy Amiga family.]] | ||
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*Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga [[fanboy]] who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born. | *Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga [[fanboy]] who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born. | ||
[http:// | [http://scriptedamigaemulator.net/ Online emulated AmigaOS] | ||
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==Atari ST== | ==Atari ST== | ||
Arch-nemesis of the Amiga with a lysergic green desktop which was made by [[Atari]] and thus it failed. Weaker than the Amiga but had a better sound chip. Fucking single sided floppies, they suck. | |||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[http://www.atari.st A site that looks and sounds like it was made with an Atari ST] | *[http://www.atari.st A site that looks and sounds like it was made with an Atari ST] | ||
*[http://www.amigahistory.co.uk/ahistory.html History of the Amiga, well worth a read] | *[http://www.amigahistory.co.uk/ahistory.html History of the Amiga, well worth a read] | ||
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[[Category: Softwarez]] | [[Category: Softwarez]] | ||
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- A great system for retro-freaks.
- A powerfull multimedia machine for music and video.
- The OS of choice for creative thinking.
- The greatest computer EVAR.
- The faithful companion of Basement Dwellers when they were growing up in the 1980s.
There are three primary sources for familiarity with Amiga: Faint childhood memories, mistaking it for Iomega, and the furry webcomic Sabrina Online. Actual ownership of an Amiga is not listed 'cos to be a primary source more than a dozen people would have to admit to owning one.
Amiga Trivia
*Amiga is the antonym of Atari ST
- Ghostlight owns two Amigas.
- Divx-Mongool owns three Amigas.
- Tfo's first computer was an Amiga 500.
- ED and The Pirate Bay [1] use a shitty guru meditation error copied straight from workbench 1.1. Lame.
- Amigas have the memory capacity of a calculator, yet still run as fast as any modern computer.
- Sid Meier's Pirates! was much better on the Amiga. As does alot of other "dos" games.
- "Amiga" is Spanish for
"girlfriend". The "Three Amigos" was in fact about a gay love triangle."female friend", not to be confused with "Novia" which actually means "girlfriend". - the Amiga can display 4096 colors but only about 3 can be on the screen at a given time.
- Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga fanboy who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born.
Atari ST
Arch-nemesis of the Amiga with a lysergic green desktop which was made by Atari and thus it failed. Weaker than the Amiga but had a better sound chip. Fucking single sided floppies, they suck.
It als---o--had--a-lo--of--nvbndfhdh----
Links
- A site that looks and sounds like it was made with an Atari ST
- History of the Amiga, well worth a read
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Amiga is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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Amiga is part of a series on Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage. |
