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[[Image:concernedmum2.jpg|thumb|Don't leave home without them]] | <!--[[Image:concernedmum2.jpg|thumb|Don't leave home without them]]--> | ||
[[Image:Soccer_mom.jpg|thumb|Typical Concerned Mother and her future sex-toy children.]] | [[Image:Soccer_mom.jpg|thumb|Typical Concerned Mother and her future sex-toy children.]] | ||
[[Image:2008ChevroletSuburban.jpg|thumb|Big-ass SUV: A necessity for soccermoms.]] | [[Image:2008ChevroletSuburban.jpg|thumb|Big-ass SUV: A necessity for soccermoms.]] | ||
[[Image:Soccermom_Confrontation.png|thumb|When about to confront a concerned mother, remember to bring a gun.]] | [[Image:kidzbop.png|thumb|Most Concerned Mothers will reject every music genre besides this.]] | ||
[[Image:Soccermom_Confrontation.png|thumb|left|When about to confront a concerned mother, remember to bring a gun.]] | |||
[[image:kiddykiss.jpg|thumb|This image is disgusting and was made by a pedophile. I demand that you remove it from your site, because my child doesn't want to go outside anymore.]] | [[image:kiddykiss.jpg|thumb|This image is disgusting and was made by a pedophile. I demand that you remove it from your site, because my child doesn't want to go outside anymore.]] | ||
[[Image:concernedmum3.jpg|[[Jesus]]' mum is concerned that Brian (not Jesus cock munch) has been having [[sex]] with a [[wales|Welsh]] [[whore|tart]]|thumb]] | [[Image:concernedmum3.jpg|[[Jesus]]' mum is concerned that [[Monty Python|Brian]] (not Jesus cock munch) has been having [[sex]] with a [[wales|Welsh]] [[whore|tart]]|thumb]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Animeparents.jpg|thumb|right|Soccermom's reaction to son being an Otaku.]] | ||
A '''Concerned Mother''' is any [[trap|man]], [[slut|woman]], or other [[you|waste of existence]], that complains to websites, writers, book publishers, television networks, city councils, or other [[breeders|parents]] under the guise of being concerned about their [[children]], despite knowing deep down that letting a child learn responsibility is an important part of his or her growth. Scientific studies show that concerned mothers are actually mothers only 26% of the time; the other 74% spent being either [[tea party|conservatives]] or triggered [[SJW]]s who get [[umad|angry]] at things their children might [[lulz|lol]] at that they haven't even had the chance to inspect first (if not are [[Juliana Wetmore|incapable]] of understanding altogether), and are the one reason for just about ''everything'' imported from [[Japan|other countries]] getting censored, which is why you'll never see [[tentacle rape]] [[hentai|pronz]] in English. | |||
Often, these mothers are simply unwilling to accept the obvious fact that their [[Chris-chan|precious gift of life]] could ever be perfectly capable of hearing expletives without becoming traumatized or [[Mr. Hands|viewing sexual material]] despite the fact that they more than likely started sneaking into their father's [[BDSM|porn collection]] at the age of 7. It is also safe to assume that many of these individuals have not deluded themselves to such a point, but rather are intentionally trying to deprive their offspring of the more enjoyable things in life that they will never again get to fully appreciate or experience because they were too [[pregnant loli|ignorant]] to get an [[abortion]] in the first place. | |||
Concerned mothers usually believe they have an [[lie|inconceivable level of maturity]], which is exhibited by their effort of sending out numerous letters of complaints (which are handwritten whenever possible, likely because they are [[truth|too stupid to internet]]). These letters of [[rage|grievance]] are actually normally very well thought-out and organized, despite the obvious fact that they are simply depicting an elaborate load of [[bullshit]]. It has further been proven that every concerned mother is a [[Jew]] due to such actions, regardless of their actual race, national origin, or [[cult|religious preference]]. | |||
==Children Of Concerned Mothers== | |||
Due to their own sense of [[male feminist|self-confidence]] generated through their [[you|often unsuccessful]] efforts, concerned mothers are often ignorant to the fact that their actions will greatly increase the chance that their children may grow up [[Lolcow|suffering ridicule]]. If this is not their parent's fault directly, it will be due to the lack of life knowledge that has been forced upon them, or an adverse effect encountered while [[trying too hard]] to defy mommy dearest. | |||
Yes, in fact despite what they apparently stand for, they never actually inspire their kids to do well in life. Their children typically try to gain back the reputations that they have been deprived of and partake in any social activity that their mother may disapprove of. This includes becoming [[stoner|drug addicts]], making the [[juggalo|wrong type of friends]], and participating in [[orgy|sexual activites]]. Many often just [[Autism|give up on life early and spend the remainder of their days at home under mommy's watchful eye]], randomly browsing [[b|4chan]] in between video game playing sessions. Those fitting the latter category also tend to fall far too easily for trollbait with less than desirable results, after which their first instinct is to cry to mom, who in turn will hammer the troll e-mails requesting [[dox|personal information]] to discuss punishments with their mom or halfassed insults for hurting their [[special snowflake]]. Such an event will commonly result in the child [[Virginia Tech Massacre|shooting up his school and killing himself]] because he knows he can never return to that one chat room to discuss [[Twilight]] and roleplay as Stephenie Meyer's characters like [[Mary Sue|Bella]] and [[fag|Edward]] as he will get [[pwnt]] again to an even greater extent. Contrary to popular belief, a skilled troll will not [[troll's remorse|feel bad]] if he has adhered to [[I did it for the lulz|the code]]. If the troll feels remorse, then it probably wasn't an actual trolling. Undoubtedly, it was a civil conversation that the troll in question had pleasantly corrected the victim on his spelling or grammatical mistake, to ensure that future generations will not continue to [[epic fail]] in such a manner. This will still cause the concerned mother and the overprotected child to feel [[butthurt]]. | |||
Ultimately, concerned mothers make these complaints not due to authentic concern for their children's well-being; rather, to avoid the fact their lives are unstimulating and meaningless, and are no longer as rewarding as they were when they were an [[Whore|idealistic college student]]. | Ultimately, concerned mothers make these complaints not due to authentic concern for their children's well-being; rather, to avoid the fact their lives are unstimulating and meaningless, and are no longer as rewarding as they were when they were an [[Whore|idealistic college student]]. | ||
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|Dear School Principal, I am a concerned mother who recently witnessed something quite disturbing. I walked into the room and saw my 16-year-old son watching a show called "The Simpson's Show" or "[[The Simpsons]] Family." despite its title, this was not a family show. The scene I found horrifying was when one of the characters, named Bartholomew "Bart" Simpson, [[Rape|tapped]] [[tranny|another]] female character on the shoulder. I found this [[goatse|excessively sexual]] and I do not want children being exposed to this kind of sexuality. I would appreciate it if you could do something about this or discourage your students from viewing "The Simpson's Show" |Mrs. Anonymous | |Dear School Principal, I am a concerned mother who recently witnessed something quite disturbing. I walked into the room and saw my 16-year-old son watching a show called "The Simpson's Show" or "[[The Simpsons]] Family." despite its title, this was not a family show. The scene I found horrifying was when one of the characters, named Bartholomew "Bart" Simpson, [[Rape|tapped]] [[tranny|another]] female character on the shoulder. I found this [[goatse|excessively sexual]] and I do not want children being exposed to this kind of sexuality. I would appreciate it if you could do something about this or discourage your students from viewing "The Simpson's Show" |Mrs. Anonymous | ||
|Dear School Principal, I am a concerned mother who recently witnessed something quite disturbing. I walked into a classroom and saw my 8-year-old daughter interacting with a young black person.|Mrs. Anonymous | |Dear School Principal, I am a concerned mother who recently witnessed something quite disturbing. I walked into a classroom and saw my 8-year-old daughter interacting with a [[Nigger|young black person]].|Mrs. Anonymous | ||
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|Hello. I am the [[your mom|mother]] of [[you|littlekid223]], and I have been told you all have been very [[lulz|rude]] on this [[forum]]. My [[ | |Hello. I am the [[your mom|mother]] of [[you|littlekid223]], and I have been told you all have been very [[lulz|rude]] on this [[forum]]. My [[Shota|son]] [[retard|asked you all the name of the main character in Harry Potter]] and you all [[GTFO|made fun of him]]. I expect you all to [[unrealistic expectations|reply with your name and your parent's phone numbers]].|Mrs. Anonymous | ||
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BretRockz: go tell [[your mom]]my, loser.<br> | BretRockz: go tell [[your mom]]my, loser.<br> | ||
HSMFanKid has [[quitting IRC forever|gone offline]]. <br> | HSMFanKid has [[quitting IRC forever|gone offline]]. <br> | ||
[[Lie|My son is not a "retard"]] [[Spellcheck|He had put a K on the end of Zac.]] Easy mistake to make as Zac can be spelled in 2 different ways of Zack or Zac, either way they are both pronounced the same and it is a easy mistake to make. I am very shocked | [[Lie|My son is not a "retard"]] [[Spellcheck|He had put a K on the end of Zac.]] Easy mistake to make as Zac can be spelled in 2 different ways of Zack or Zac, either way they are both pronounced the same and it is a easy mistake to make. I am very shocked and [[offended]] by your behavior to my son. [[X is not your personal army|I need you to]] [[Unrealistic expectations|reply apologizing to my son and give me your parents phone number so I can explain to them what you did to my son on this chat room.]] I also need to discuss a [[buttsecks|punishment]] for you with them.|Mrs. Anonymous | ||
|Dear Mr. Flynn, I am writing to you on behalf of one of my son's classmates, Franklin "Frank" Peters. Frank [[Reacharound|turned around]] and began to talk to my son about a [[sex|hot]] [[loli|girl]] and how pretty her [[vagoo|hair]] was. Please remove "Frank" from your classroom immediately, for fear my son will become a [[faggot|homosexual]].|Mrs. Anonymous | |Dear Mr. Flynn, I am writing to you on behalf of one of my son's classmates, Franklin "Frank" Peters. Frank [[Reacharound|turned around]] and began to talk to my son about a [[sex|hot]] [[loli|girl]] and how pretty her [[vagoo|hair]] was. Please remove "Frank" from your classroom immediately, for fear my son will become a [[faggot|homosexual]].|Mrs. Anonymous | ||
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==[[Bullshit|Paranoia]]== | ==[[Bullshit|Paranoia]]== | ||
Some parents are over paranoid when it comes to their kids doing everyday normal things that every other kid does but the unfortunate one is stuck with a parent who is over protective. For example: | Some parents are over-paranoid when it comes to their kids doing everyday normal things that every other kid does but the unfortunate one is stuck with a parent who is over-protective. For example: | ||
{{quote|Little Jimmy don't go past our driveway, you might get kidnapped, I don't care if we live in one of the safest neighborhoods in the suburbs nor do I care that we have [[at least 100]] windows on our house so I can easily see your every move." |Mrs. Anonymous|Color=Brown}} | {{quote|Little Jimmy don't go past our driveway, you might get kidnapped, I don't care if we live in one of the safest neighborhoods in the suburbs nor do I care that we have [[at least 100]] windows on our house so I can easily see your every move." |Mrs. Anonymous|Color=Brown}} | ||
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[[Image:concernedmum4.jpg|[[Alien]]'s [[x y is x|concerned mother is concerned]]|thumb]] | [[Image:concernedmum4.jpg|[[Alien]]'s [[x y is x|concerned mother is concerned]]|thumb]] | ||
[[Image:Concernedmomyoutube.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Concernedmomyoutube.png|thumb|right]] | ||
# Hanging out with [[friend]]s and talking about girls. ([[You]] | # Hanging out with [[friend]]s and talking about girls. ([[You|their]] friends are dangerous and will tempt them with [[drugs]] and/or [[fat|unhealthy snacks]]!) | ||
# Eating non-mashed foods. | # Eating non-mashed foods. | ||
# Having interracial conversations or talking with foreigners. (black person are dangerous!!!!!) | # Having interracial conversations or talking with foreigners. (black person are dangerous!!!!!) | ||
# Going to school without parental supervision. (Holy shit he's WALKING to school today? Well, better make funeral reservations.) | # Going to school without parental supervision. (Holy shit, he's WALKING to school today? Well, better make funeral reservations.) | ||
# Going through [[Masturbation|puberty]]. (Is that...a HAIR! I need to have that plucked off your precious ballsac at ONCE!!!) | # Going through [[Masturbation|puberty]]. (Is that...a HAIR! I need to have that plucked off your precious ballsac at ONCE!!!) | ||
# Learning about [[Evolution]]. | # Learning about [[Evolution]]. | ||
# Eating bread with the crust. (Every mother's worst nightmare) | # Eating bread with the crust. (Every mother's worst nightmare) | ||
# Watching another news source besides [[Fox News]] | # Watching another news source besides [[Fox News]] | ||
# Going outside for more than 5-7 seconds. (Strangers may pass by and say hello to | # Going outside for more than 5-7 seconds. (Strangers may pass by and say hello to them–holy FUCK!) | ||
# [[toilet|Potty]] training. ( | # [[toilet|Potty]] training. (They'll turn into a [[what the fuck|SEXUAL DEVIANT!!11!1!!11one!!!!1]]) | ||
# Wearing the color [[satan|black]]. ( | # Wearing the color [[satan|black]]. (They'll [[magick|summon]] the devil!) | ||
# Wearing [[goth|eyeliner]]. (You'll poke your eye out!) | # Wearing [[goth|eyeliner]]. (You'll poke your eye out!) | ||
# Saying those [[swearing|curse words]] they so obviously learned from not watching [[Fox News]]. (You'll [[swallow]] the [[semen|soap]] I wash your mouth out with!1) | # Saying those [[swearing|curse words]] they so obviously learned from not watching [[Fox News]]. (You'll [[swallow]] the [[semen|soap]] I wash your mouth out with!1) | ||
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# Dropping grades due to the intense pressure from everyone in the known universe to get the best grades [[evar]], graduate high school, and go join the army so they can die young. | # Dropping grades due to the intense pressure from everyone in the known universe to get the best grades [[evar]], graduate high school, and go join the army so they can die young. | ||
# Having [[sex]] before they are 60. | # Having [[sex]] before they are 60. | ||
# Playing [[video game]]s as/more violent than [[Tetris]], because everyone knows that those little cubes coming down secretly want to [[: | # Playing [[video game]]s as/more violent than [[Tetris]], because everyone knows that those little cubes coming down secretly want to [[:File:Tetris sex.png|rape each other]]. | ||
# Everything, ever. | # Everything, ever. | ||
# Communicating with the opposite sex. Or the same sex–you never know, | # Communicating with the opposite sex. Or the same sex–you never know, they might go [[gay]]! | ||
# Talking to anyone with a opinion | # Talking to anyone with a opinion differing from [[Your mom|their mother's]]. | ||
# [[???]] | # [[???]] | ||
# No [[profit]]. | # No [[profit]]. | ||
# [[Money]]; I don't want you secretly buying stuff without me knowing. It could be something like [[porn]] or [[gun]]s or [[Jack Thompson|violent games]]. | # [[Money]]; I don't want you secretly buying stuff without me knowing. It could be something like [[porn]] or [[gun]]s or [[Jack Thompson|violent games]]. | ||
# You must bathe or shower wearing clothes. | # You must bathe or shower wearing clothes. | ||
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# You can only watch [[retarded|G rated]] programs. Though you can't watch the Teletubbies [[Jerry Falwell|as they are gay]]. | # You can only watch [[retarded|G rated]] programs. Though you can't watch the Teletubbies [[Jerry Falwell|as they are gay]]. | ||
# When watching TV, at commercial break you must mute the tv and look away until your program is back on. I don't want you seeing an [[shamwow|inappropriate commercial]]. Hey, just be grateful that I even let you watch TV. | # When watching TV, at commercial break you must mute the tv and look away until your program is back on. I don't want you seeing an [[shamwow|inappropriate commercial]]. Hey, just be grateful that I even let you watch TV. | ||
# No talking or looking at [[ | # No talking or looking at [[nigger|darkies]]. They look like poo and that is too inappropriate for my child to see. | ||
# No pets! They might try and [[rape]] you. | # No pets! They might try and [[rape]] you. | ||
# No talking to girls with [[tits]] more then 1 centimeter! | # No talking to girls with [[tits]] more then 1 centimeter! You might turn into a sexual predator! | ||
# Reading and/or [[ | # Reading and/or [[lol|enjoying]] Concerned Mother or any other [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article. | ||
# Not liking the candidate your mother likes. ([[Communism|Communist!]]) | # Not liking the candidate your mother likes. ([[Communism|Communist!]]) | ||
# Eating anything that's not organic. | # Eating anything that's not organic. (This is true, look up Propylene Glycol) | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[BitingBeaver]] - The logical conclusion to these pathetic fucknuts. | |||
*[[Sarah Palin]] | *[[Sarah Palin]] | ||
*[[Jack Thompson]] | *[[Jack Thompson]] | ||
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*[[goatse|Your Dad]] | *[[goatse|Your Dad]] | ||
*[[Basement Dweller]] | *[[Basement Dweller]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Awkwardfamilyphotos.com]] | ||
*[[Parenting]] | |||
*[[Pop Parenting]] | |||
*[[Nouglybabies]] | |||
{{Life}} | {{Life}} | ||
[[Category: People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:30, 30 July 2018
A Concerned Mother is any man, woman, or other waste of existence, that complains to websites, writers, book publishers, television networks, city councils, or other parents under the guise of being concerned about their children, despite knowing deep down that letting a child learn responsibility is an important part of his or her growth. Scientific studies show that concerned mothers are actually mothers only 26% of the time; the other 74% spent being either conservatives or triggered SJWs who get angry at things their children might lol at that they haven't even had the chance to inspect first (if not are incapable of understanding altogether), and are the one reason for just about everything imported from other countries getting censored, which is why you'll never see tentacle rape pronz in English.
Often, these mothers are simply unwilling to accept the obvious fact that their precious gift of life could ever be perfectly capable of hearing expletives without becoming traumatized or viewing sexual material despite the fact that they more than likely started sneaking into their father's porn collection at the age of 7. It is also safe to assume that many of these individuals have not deluded themselves to such a point, but rather are intentionally trying to deprive their offspring of the more enjoyable things in life that they will never again get to fully appreciate or experience because they were too ignorant to get an abortion in the first place.
Concerned mothers usually believe they have an inconceivable level of maturity, which is exhibited by their effort of sending out numerous letters of complaints (which are handwritten whenever possible, likely because they are too stupid to internet). These letters of grievance are actually normally very well thought-out and organized, despite the obvious fact that they are simply depicting an elaborate load of bullshit. It has further been proven that every concerned mother is a Jew due to such actions, regardless of their actual race, national origin, or religious preference.
Children Of Concerned Mothers
Due to their own sense of self-confidence generated through their often unsuccessful efforts, concerned mothers are often ignorant to the fact that their actions will greatly increase the chance that their children may grow up suffering ridicule. If this is not their parent's fault directly, it will be due to the lack of life knowledge that has been forced upon them, or an adverse effect encountered while trying too hard to defy mommy dearest.
Yes, in fact despite what they apparently stand for, they never actually inspire their kids to do well in life. Their children typically try to gain back the reputations that they have been deprived of and partake in any social activity that their mother may disapprove of. This includes becoming drug addicts, making the wrong type of friends, and participating in sexual activites. Many often just give up on life early and spend the remainder of their days at home under mommy's watchful eye, randomly browsing 4chan in between video game playing sessions. Those fitting the latter category also tend to fall far too easily for trollbait with less than desirable results, after which their first instinct is to cry to mom, who in turn will hammer the troll e-mails requesting personal information to discuss punishments with their mom or halfassed insults for hurting their special snowflake. Such an event will commonly result in the child shooting up his school and killing himself because he knows he can never return to that one chat room to discuss Twilight and roleplay as Stephenie Meyer's characters like Bella and Edward as he will get pwnt again to an even greater extent. Contrary to popular belief, a skilled troll will not feel bad if he has adhered to the code. If the troll feels remorse, then it probably wasn't an actual trolling. Undoubtedly, it was a civil conversation that the troll in question had pleasantly corrected the victim on his spelling or grammatical mistake, to ensure that future generations will not continue to epic fail in such a manner. This will still cause the concerned mother and the overprotected child to feel butthurt.
Ultimately, concerned mothers make these complaints not due to authentic concern for their children's well-being; rather, to avoid the fact their lives are unstimulating and meaningless, and are no longer as rewarding as they were when they were an idealistic college student.
For reference, this is usually how a conversation goes down prior to a concerned mother's letter.
—Anonymous | ||
Their Crazy Antics
Concerned mothers are well recognized on internet forums, letters to someone, weblogs, or on the newz. They usually write about how disturbed they are about modern day or something they witnessed, and usually expect someone completely unrelated to fix it or do something about it. For example:
—Mrs. Anonymous | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Paranoia
Some parents are over-paranoid when it comes to their kids doing everyday normal things that every other kid does but the unfortunate one is stuck with a parent who is over-protective. For example:
—Mrs. Anonymous | ||
The paranoia can worsen as the child grows older and starts doing things that an overly concerned mother thinks are too dangerous such as:
- Hanging out with friends and talking about girls. (their friends are dangerous and will tempt them with drugs and/or unhealthy snacks!)
- Eating non-mashed foods.
- Having interracial conversations or talking with foreigners. (black person are dangerous!!!!!)
- Going to school without parental supervision. (Holy shit, he's WALKING to school today? Well, better make funeral reservations.)
- Going through puberty. (Is that...a HAIR! I need to have that plucked off your precious ballsac at ONCE!!!)
- Learning about Evolution.
- Eating bread with the crust. (Every mother's worst nightmare)
- Watching another news source besides Fox News
- Going outside for more than 5-7 seconds. (Strangers may pass by and say hello to them–holy FUCK!)
- Potty training. (They'll turn into a SEXUAL DEVIANT!!11!1!!11one!!!!1)
- Wearing the color black. (They'll summon the devil!)
- Wearing eyeliner. (You'll poke your eye out!)
- Saying those curse words they so obviously learned from not watching Fox News. (You'll swallow the soap I wash your mouth out with!1)
- Not wanting to wake up early on a Weekend to go to Church after having to wake up at three o'clock AM every day all week to go to a place that sucks anyway with no motivation to begin with. (See School)
- Dropping grades due to the intense pressure from everyone in the known universe to get the best grades evar, graduate high school, and go join the army so they can die young.
- Having sex before they are 60.
- Playing video games as/more violent than Tetris, because everyone knows that those little cubes coming down secretly want to rape each other.
- Everything, ever.
- Communicating with the opposite sex. Or the same sex–you never know, they might go gay!
- Talking to anyone with a opinion differing from their mother's.
- ???
- No profit.
- Money; I don't want you secretly buying stuff without me knowing. It could be something like porn or guns or violent games.
- You must bathe or shower wearing clothes.
- You can never be naked or see any forms of nudity.
- You must pee sitting down, I can't have you seeing or touching a penis even if it's your own. Saying penis in your mother's house counts as well.
- You can only watch G rated programs. Though you can't watch the Teletubbies as they are gay.
- When watching TV, at commercial break you must mute the tv and look away until your program is back on. I don't want you seeing an inappropriate commercial. Hey, just be grateful that I even let you watch TV.
- No talking or looking at darkies. They look like poo and that is too inappropriate for my child to see.
- No pets! They might try and rape you.
- No talking to girls with tits more then 1 centimeter! You might turn into a sexual predator!
- Reading and/or enjoying Concerned Mother or any other Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
- Not liking the candidate your mother likes. (Communist!)
- Eating anything that's not organic. (This is true, look up Propylene Glycol)
Also, concerned mothers' paranoia is a leading cause of anti-lulz and emo kids. But most sheltered kids will find their way to a computer and spend their time writing in angst against the ideals of a concerned mother.
Video Game!
Concerned mother fails at failing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGgulHjrZk&feature=sub BALEETED
Concerned mother gets a guy arrested for making coffee neekid in his own house. Says her son saw a dick and is scarred for life.
See Also
- BitingBeaver - The logical conclusion to these pathetic fucknuts.
- Sarah Palin
- Jack Thompson
- Hillary Clinton
- Your Mom
- Your Dad
- Basement Dweller
- Awkwardfamilyphotos.com
- Parenting
- Pop Parenting
- Nouglybabies
