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Travis Runkel is a [[retard|complete fucking retard]] on [[schizophrenia|crazy pills]] to stop him from eating the family members and [[welfare]] agents who have to fund his existence. A 20-something man who is at heart the [[Olsen Twins|Olsen twins]] in an [[wincest|incestuous]] episode of Full House, he secretly knows he is a [[loser]] and provides his viewers with hours of entertainment with the worst [[lie]]s anyone has ever heard. | Travis Runkel is a [[retard|complete fucking retard]] on [[schizophrenia|crazy pills]] to stop him from eating the family members and [[welfare]] agents who have to fund his existence. A 20-something man who is at heart the [[Olsen Twins|Olsen twins]] in an [[wincest|incestuous]] episode of Full House, he secretly knows he is a [[loser]] and provides his viewers with hours of entertainment with the worst [[lie]]s anyone has ever heard. Confused. | ||
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===The Early Years=== | ===The Early Years=== | ||
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[[Powerword|Travis Anthony Runkel]] was born in [[Jew York]] to a [[gang|biker]] [[whore]] and some [[alcoholic|drunk]] who lives on a boat in a swamp. He goes to James E Allen's school for [[idiots|lunatics]], and eventually retires to [[Florida]]. He is at some point molested by a friend of his father, who drinks because of Travis. Travis is [[bisexual]], i.e. he indiscriminately fucks whatever he can from old men to [[man the harpoons|ugly whale women]], but mostly old men. | [[Powerword|Travis Anthony Runkel]] was born in [[Jew York]] to a [[gang|biker]] [[whore]] and some [[alcoholic|drunk]] who lives on a boat in a swamp. He goes to James E Allen's school for [[idiots|lunatics]], and eventually retires to [[Florida]]. He is at some point molested by a friend of his father, who drinks because of Travis. Travis is [[bisexual]], i.e. he indiscriminately fucks whatever he can from old men to [[man the harpoons|ugly whale women]], but mostly old smelly men. | ||
He does nothing all day, having never read a book or finished a thought, he masks this with pretending to be: a dj, a circus owner, running a [[wtf|celebrity business]] , a [[news]] anchor, a laundromat owner, casino owner, an MMA fighter, [[lolwut|pimp preacher]], handyman, a [[police]] officer, [[horse]] breeder, and anything in general to say he knows [[Pee Wee Herman]] and has a big dong so you should [[cybersex|cyber]] with him. | He does nothing all day, having never read a book or finished a thought, he masks this with pretending to be: a dj, a circus owner, running a [[wtf|celebrity business]] , a [[news]] anchor, a laundromat owner, casino owner, an MMA fighter, [[lolwut|pimp preacher]], handyman, a [[police]] officer, [[horse]] breeder, and anything in general to say he knows [[Pee Wee Herman]] and has a big dong so you should [[cybersex|cyber]] with him. | ||
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Travis Runkel is a complete fucking retard on crazy pills to stop him from eating the family members and welfare agents who have to fund his existence. A 20-something man who is at heart the Olsen twins in an incestuous episode of Full House, he secretly knows he is a loser and provides his viewers with hours of entertainment with the worst lies anyone has ever heard. Confused.
Travioli
The Early Years
Travis Anthony Runkel was born in Jew York to a biker whore and some drunk who lives on a boat in a swamp. He goes to James E Allen's school for lunatics, and eventually retires to Florida. He is at some point molested by a friend of his father, who drinks because of Travis. Travis is bisexual, i.e. he indiscriminately fucks whatever he can from old men to ugly whale women, but mostly old smelly men.
He does nothing all day, having never read a book or finished a thought, he masks this with pretending to be: a dj, a circus owner, running a celebrity business , a news anchor, a laundromat owner, casino owner, an MMA fighter, pimp preacher, handyman, a police officer, horse breeder, and anything in general to say he knows Pee Wee Herman and has a big dong so you should cyber with him.
BlogTV
Kris
We first meet Runkel on BlogTV as a homosexual poolside in the home of some burly Polish fag named Kris. Here Travis first likes to emulate flamboyant preachers like Bill Keller, to ramble saying "father Lord" a lot, hoping for narcissistic supply without doing any actual work. While by the pool, he also rages a lot nearly punching his computer because of very evil people.
Super News 22
Travis moves in to his Grandma's house and really gets his show off the ground, becoming the number one best news show online and all of the internets with Super News 22. He was seeking to copy Big 3 News, an older man with whom he had some strange father-issues as well as saw the opportunity to get fans by reading articles from news sites to illiterate viewers.
Travis's shows nowadays unfortunately consist of either a pre show or casual show, never an actual show, with unnecessary countdowns, loud dad rock, and Travis swinging his penis around while getting ready to totally beat up anybody who calls him a faggot. He will then shadowbox in the nude to the music from Rocky if you promise to loan him a cigarette.
Travis and BlogTV
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Grandma Runkel
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