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[[ | [[File:DisabledLove.jpg|thumb|The average breeder couple: retards that are capable of shitting out tardlings.]] | ||
[[File:Pregnant - Paternal Instinct.png|thumb|The breeder's mentality]] | |||
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"'''Breeder'''" is a [[lulz]] inducing insult used to put the disgusting [[heterosexual]]s in their place, under the mighty foot of the [[homosexual]]. It can also be used by [[Childfree]] whackjobs, who typically generate even more lulz. | |||
==Etymology== | |||
The term breeder stems from the English "breed" and the German "der" (ie: ''Der homosexuell Untermensch sollen gehen auf das Gaskammer.'') and is used by butthurt faggots who are [[Jealous|upset]] that ramming their dicks in a man's digestive system can't form [[babby]]. | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Breeders are a filthy race of sub-humanoids infected with a particularly nasty virus known as [[Heterosexual]]ity. Much like [[vampire]]s these despicable | Breeders are a filthy race of sub-humanoids terminally infected with a particularly nasty virus known as [[Heterosexual]]ity. Much like [[vampire]]s, these despicable organisms feed on the misery of [[white people|pure]], hard-working [[homosexual]]s by oppressing them at every given opportunity. | ||
Through the use of elaborate excuses such as misinterpreted [[Bible]] passages the breeder has managed to selfishly keep to itself such [[God]] given rights as [[ | Through the use of elaborate excuses such as misinterpreted [[Bible]] passages, the breeder has managed to selfishly keep to itself such [[God]] given rights as [[marriage]], something it keeps clutched firmly against its nigger, shit-filled heart. | ||
==Strength by Numbers== | ==Strength by Numbers== | ||
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==Demographics== | ==Demographics== | ||
[[File:Breedar.jpg|thumb|Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment]] | |||
Most breeders are [[16 year old girls]]. Having a child gives them a sense of [[unwarranted self importance]], and they can often be found on buses or in malls pushing a pram around and running old people over with it. Otherwise they can be found taking their children to [[paedophile|beauty pageants]] and in the case of [[13 year old boy|paternal absence]] can often be found in benefit departments asking for more money. Breeders claim that having a baby is the [[Lie|BEST THING EVAR]] and is far more preferable and independent than getting qualifications and a job. As such they are the scum of society and must be <s>stamped out</s> [[Kill_it_with_fire|killed with fire]]. | Most breeders are [[16 year old girls]]. Having a child gives them a sense of [[unwarranted self importance]], and they can often be found on buses or in malls pushing a pram around and running old people over with it. Otherwise they can be found taking their children to [[paedophile|beauty pageants]] and in the case of [[13 year old boy|paternal absence]] can often be found in benefit departments asking for more money. Breeders claim that having a baby is the [[Lie|BEST THING EVAR]] and is far more preferable and independent than getting qualifications and a job. As such they are the scum of society and must be <s>stamped out</s> [[Kill_it_with_fire|killed with fire]]. | ||
==Response== | ==Response== | ||
Breeders try to act like they aren't [[offended]], but deep down, they are extremely [[butthurt]]. Further agitating a Breeder can | Breeders try to act like they aren't [[offended]], but deep down, they are extremely [[butthurt]]. Further agitating a Breeder can manufacture major [[lulz]]. | ||
However it is | However, it is wise to keep in mind that the breeder's weak spot is [[Welfare|child benefits]] - if these are taken away, the breeder has to work and thus will become outrageously [[butthurt]], since the point of them having children was to escape working in the first place. As such, the proper way to interact with a breeder and its clutch of small, olid, germ-ridden, incestuous brats is to leave gay porn about their house in the hopes that they will see it and think it's theirs, becoming instantly homo and, as such, immediately kill and [[Fetus soup|devour their children]] before they can spread the sickness that is humanity to yet another generation of ugly, stupid, greedy, shitheads who live only to spread their [[DaxFlame|filth]] everywhere they go. [[Emo|God I hate my parents]]. | ||
Thus the battle continues, a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, the battle between [[Homosexual]]s and | Thus the battle continues, a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, the battle between [[Homosexual]]s and Breeders; and with [[God Hates Fags|God]] on their side, the [[Homosexual]]s cannot lose. | ||
==Videos== | |||
<center> | |||
{{frame| | |||
<youtube>CnOJgDW0gPI</youtube> | |||
;<center>A short story of a fictional society where the<br>filthy breeders are eradicated</center> | |||
}} | |||
</center> | |||
==Gallery of BREEDING== | |||
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<gallery> | |||
File:Butterface 01.jpg|A breeder looking satisfied after a sperm donation | |||
File:Cute_baby.jpg|The breeder's byproduct | |||
File:Nursing baby.jpg|Breeder failing at raising a baby | |||
File:Lolbreeders.jpg|[[pwned|The typical breeders]] | |||
File:White Wife Breeding Team.jpg|A [[nigger]] breeding team | |||
File:Insanecockbruthas.jpg|The effect of [[Louis C.K.]]'s interracial breeding grounds | |||
File:Breeder111.jpeg|How you know you're doing it right. | |||
File:Breeder222.jpg|An [[interracial]] baby about to get made | |||
</gallery>p | |||
</center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
<big>'''Famous Breeders'''</big> | <big>'''Famous Breeders'''</big> | ||
*[[Hathor the Cow Goddess|Cow Goddess, Hathor the]] | |||
*[[Jessy1019]] | |||
*[[Missravenx]] | |||
*[[Mormons]] | *[[Mormons]] | ||
*[[Octomom]] | *[[Octomom]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Bristol Palin|Palin, Bristol]] | ||
*[[Quiverfull]] | *[[Quiverfull]] | ||
*[[Chantelle Steadman]] | *[[Chantelle Steadman|Steadman, Chantelle]] | ||
<big>'''Other:'''</big> | <big>'''Other:'''</big> | ||
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*[[CF Hardcore]] | *[[CF Hardcore]] | ||
==External Links== | == See also == | ||
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*[http://badbreeders.net/ Bad Breeders] A site dedicated to stories about shit parenting. | * [[Heterosexual]] | ||
== External Links == | |||
*<s>[http://www.salvomag.com/new/articles/salvo2/2bluett.php Article from some Christian Magazine that CITES THIS PAGE (Scroll down to 'Are you a "Breeder"?')]</s> That section's been edited out, probably because the author realized that citing Encyclopedia Dramatica and [[Urban Dictionary]] [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|as serious sources of info]] is fucking retarded. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090926201639/http://www.salvomag.com/new/articles/salvo2/2bluett.php It's still available on the Wayback Machine, though]. | |||
*[http://badbreeders.net/ Bad Breeders] A site dedicated to stories about shit [[parenting]]. | |||
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{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:25, 19 January 2019
"Breeder" is a lulz inducing insult used to put the disgusting heterosexuals in their place, under the mighty foot of the homosexual. It can also be used by Childfree whackjobs, who typically generate even more lulz.
Etymology
The term breeder stems from the English "breed" and the German "der" (ie: Der homosexuell Untermensch sollen gehen auf das Gaskammer.) and is used by butthurt faggots who are upset that ramming their dicks in a man's digestive system can't form babby.
History
Breeders are a filthy race of sub-humanoids terminally infected with a particularly nasty virus known as Heterosexuality. Much like vampires, these despicable organisms feed on the misery of pure, hard-working homosexuals by oppressing them at every given opportunity.
Through the use of elaborate excuses such as misinterpreted Bible passages, the breeder has managed to selfishly keep to itself such God given rights as marriage, something it keeps clutched firmly against its nigger, shit-filled heart.
Strength by Numbers
Due to the breeders' magical and mysterious ability to create new people in their Nazi style baby factory they have managed to greatly out number their mentally superior counterpart. It is through this mental superiority that the homosexual realized a core difference between gays and straights is that the breeder emits crotch droppings. With this information the term breeder was coined to aid in the noble homosexual quest to pwn the filthy heteros.
Demographics
Most breeders are 16 year old girls. Having a child gives them a sense of unwarranted self importance, and they can often be found on buses or in malls pushing a pram around and running old people over with it. Otherwise they can be found taking their children to beauty pageants and in the case of paternal absence can often be found in benefit departments asking for more money. Breeders claim that having a baby is the BEST THING EVAR and is far more preferable and independent than getting qualifications and a job. As such they are the scum of society and must be stamped out killed with fire.
Response
Breeders try to act like they aren't offended, but deep down, they are extremely butthurt. Further agitating a Breeder can manufacture major lulz.
However, it is wise to keep in mind that the breeder's weak spot is child benefits - if these are taken away, the breeder has to work and thus will become outrageously butthurt, since the point of them having children was to escape working in the first place. As such, the proper way to interact with a breeder and its clutch of small, olid, germ-ridden, incestuous brats is to leave gay porn about their house in the hopes that they will see it and think it's theirs, becoming instantly homo and, as such, immediately kill and devour their children before they can spread the sickness that is humanity to yet another generation of ugly, stupid, greedy, shitheads who live only to spread their filth everywhere they go. God I hate my parents.
Thus the battle continues, a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, the battle between Homosexuals and Breeders; and with God on their side, the Homosexuals cannot lose.
Videos
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Gallery of BREEDING
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A breeder looking satisfied after a sperm donation -
The breeder's byproduct -
Breeder failing at raising a baby -
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A nigger breeding team -
The effect of Louis C.K.'s interracial breeding grounds -
How you know you're doing it right.
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An interracial baby about to get made
See Also
Famous Breeders
- Cow Goddess, Hathor the
- Jessy1019
- Missravenx
- Mormons
- Octomom
- Palin, Bristol
- Quiverfull
- Steadman, Chantelle
Other:
See also
External Links
Article from some Christian Magazine that CITES THIS PAGE (Scroll down to 'Are you a "Breeder"?')That section's been edited out, probably because the author realized that citing Encyclopedia Dramatica and Urban Dictionary as serious sources of info is fucking retarded. It's still available on the Wayback Machine, though.- Bad Breeders A site dedicated to stories about shit parenting.
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Breeder is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Breeder is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
