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[[Image:Humanitarian.gif|thumb|right|An [[lulz killer|Internet Humanitarian]] dropping off [[anti-lulz|much needed supplies]] to [[YouTube]] during the [[YouTube Civil War]].]]
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[[Image:Humanitarian.gif|thumb|An [[lulz killer|Internet Humanitarian]] dropping off [[anti-lulz|much needed supplies]] to [[YouTube]] during the [[YouTube Civil War]].]]
[[Image:Whatsyourbq.jpg|thumb|Who to "help" and how much to help them]]
[[Image:Whatsyourbq.jpg|thumb|Who to "help" and how much to help them]]
[[Internet Humanitarianism]] is a severe form of [[internet disease]] which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the [[web 2.0]].  Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.


== Symptoms of Humanitarianism ==
'''Internet Humanitarianism''' is a severe form of [[internet disease]] which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the [[web 2.0]].  Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.
* Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
 
* Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful
== Symptoms of OL Humanitarianism ==
* Value vigilantism, until they're the ones being vigilante
* Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely [[Attention whore|for their own benefit]].
* Value freedom of speech, until their privacy is broken
* Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful or even paying attention to them
* Value open source, until their system breaks
* Value vigilantism until they're the ones being vigilantecized
* Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for black persons' health care.
* Value freedom of speech until their privacy is broken
* Value morality, until the world finds out about their own mistakes.
* Value open source until their system breaks
* Value the opinion of others, unless it's critique, then you are [[hater]].
* Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for [[Nigga]]s' health care.
* Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens, [[X is not your personal army]].
* Value morality until the world finds out about their own transgressions
* Value the opinion of others, unless it's a critique, then you are [[hater]]. [[Asspat]]s only!
* Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens and [[X is not your personal army]].
* [[Mission: MySpace|Starting an internets genocide]] against all [[troll]]s.
* [[Mission: MySpace|Starting an internets genocide]] against all [[troll]]s.
* [[Jude's Army|Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures]].
* [[Jude's Army|Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures]].


== Known internet humanitarians ==
== Known Internet Humanitarians ==
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]] - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your [[dox]] and noodz) on the internet.
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]]{{jew}} - Valuing the "[[Tubgirl|free flow]] of information" (i.e. your [[dox]] and noodz) on the internet.
* [[Mission: MySpace]]/[[RobDoesTheInternet]] - Killing [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles, but not [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]] and [[histrionic personality disorder|getting on TV for it]]. Also doing the same [[stupid]] shit on YouTube and [[Failbook]] now.
* [[Mission: MySpace]] - Killing [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles (but not [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]]) and [[histrionic personality disorder|getting on TV for it]]. Also doing the same [[stupid]] shit on YouTube and [[Failbook]] now.
* [[Jude's Army]] - This [[bitch]] started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit [[MySpace]]. [[LOL WUT|Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously]] while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this [[Global Warming|rapidly melting iceberg]] that nearly resulted in one man's [[suicide]].
* [[Jude's Army]] - This [[bitch]] started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit [[MySpace]]. [[LOL WUT|Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously]] while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this [[Global Warming|rapidly melting iceberg]] that nearly resulted in one man's [[suicide]].
* [[Argent009]] - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet [[friend]]s.
* [[Argent009]] - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet [[friend]]s.
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* [[Irish282]] - Another [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]]
* [[Irish282]] - Another [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]]
* [[Violetkitty411]] - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
* [[Violetkitty411]] - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
* [[Kathy Sierra]] - Fighting for [[blog]]ging rights (moar liek [[BAWWW]]ing rights, [[amirite]]??)
* [[Kathy Sierra]] - Fighting for [[blog]]ging rights (moar liek [[BAWWW]]ing rights, [[STFU|amirite]]??)
* [[Michael Crook]] - [[Craigslist]] vigilante.
* [[Michael Crook]] - [[Craigslist]] vigilante.
* [[ItalianStallionette]] - Was [[allegedly]] making stuffed bears
* [[ItalianStallionette]] - Was [[allegedly]] making stuffed bears
* [[pope-guilty|Pope Guilty]] - Fighting for the rights of expired food to be eaten, etc.
* [[Jamie Baillie]] - [[Butthurt|Trying to remove anything that offends him]].
* [[Jamie Baillie]] - [[Butthurt|Trying to remove anything that offends him]].
* [[GayDiamond]] - Threatening to report [[Anonymous]] for [[rape|raping]] <s>her</s>it with the [[lulz]], or as <s>she</s>it calls them, [[L.U.L.Z.]]
* [[GayDiamond]] - Threatening to report [[Anonymous]] for [[rape|raping]] <s>her</s>it with the [[lulz]], or as <s>she</s>it calls them, [[L.U.L.Z.]]
* [[Jimmy Wales]] - [[Wikipedia]] flounder and [[porn]] impresario.
* [[Jimmy Wales]] - [[Wikipedia]] flounder and [[porn]] impresario.


== Known [[IRL]] humanitarians ==
== Known [[IRL]] Humanitarians ==
The only [[fags]] that care about other people are just desperately [[Attention whores|craving attention]], negating whatever humanitarian impact they were [[failing|trying to have]] in the first place. <del>Including</del> Especially [[Oprah]] and [[Bono]].
The [[fags]] that ostensibly care about other people are just desperately [[Attention whores|craving attention]], negating whatever humanitarian impact they were [[failing|trying to have]] in the first place. <s>Including</s> Especially [[Oprah]] and [[Bono]].


==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[White knighting]]
* [[White knighting]]
* [[Slacktivism]]
* [[Social Justice]]
* [[Tumblr]]
* [[Joseph Kony]]


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Latest revision as of 15:27, 9 March 2019

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An Internet Humanitarian dropping off much needed supplies to YouTube during the YouTube Civil War.
Who to "help" and how much to help them

Internet Humanitarianism is a severe form of internet disease which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the web 2.0. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.

Symptoms of OL Humanitarianism

  • Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
  • Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful or even paying attention to them
  • Value vigilantism until they're the ones being vigilantecized
  • Value freedom of speech until their privacy is broken
  • Value open source until their system breaks
  • Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for Niggas' health care.
  • Value morality until the world finds out about their own transgressions
  • Value the opinion of others, unless it's a critique, then you are hater. Asspats only!
  • Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens and X is not your personal army.
  • Starting an internets genocide against all trolls.
  • Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures.

Known Internet Humanitarians

Known IRL Humanitarians

The fags that ostensibly care about other people are just desperately craving attention, negating whatever humanitarian impact they were trying to have in the first place. Including Especially Oprah and Bono.

See Also

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