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[[Image:Youwantpraygame.jpg|thumb|right|[[Saw|Jigsaw speak engrish]]]]
[[Image:Youwantpraygame.jpg|thumb|right|[[Saw|Jigsaw speak engrish]]]]


'''Engrish'''  is a ranguage born when someone from [[Asia]] moves to the [[USA]]. It is raughaberry ridicurous when spoken and should be raughed at without restraint.  The asian arphabet does not have a sound for "L" and must therefore substitute it with "ada".  The resurt is what sounds to [[You|normar peoperu]] rike "R".   
'''Engrish'''  is a ranguage born when someone from [[Asia]] moves to the [[USA]]. It is raughaberry ridicurous when spoken and shourd be raughed at without restraint.  The asian arphabet does not have a sound for "L" and must therefore substitute it with "ada".  The resurt is what sounds to [[You|normar peoperu]] rike "R".   


Put simpry, the actuar phonetics of the engrish pronunciation of "Lollipop" is not "Roripop" but rather "adodipop".
Put simpry, the actuar phonetics of the engrish pronunciation of "Lollipop" is not "Roripop" but rather "adodipop".
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==Garrery==
==Garrery==
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Image:Sneaks.png|[[Japan|If your sentence do not grammar goodry your bags might be sneaks]].
File:Racist park.jpg|May or may not be Engrish
Image:engrishpr0nlol.jpg|luckly [[pussy|cameltoe]] winrar flower!!
File:No nothing.png
File:Jap chick makes fashion statement (engrish).jpg
Image:engrishpr0nlol.jpg|ruckiry [[pussy|camertoe]] winrar frower!!
Image:Thechristg53engrish.PNG|I herd you riek broken engrish
Image:Thechristg53engrish.PNG|I herd you riek broken engrish
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Image:Battention.jpg|[[Branca|She]] is not [[Azn|Asian]], though. Just [[stupid]].
Image:Battention.jpg|[[Branca|She]] is not [[Azn|Asian]], though. Just [[stupid]].
Image:Garfieldlostintranslation.jpg|Some Engrish can be made using Google, such as [http://garfieldlostintranslation.blogspot.com Garfield: Lost in Translation]
Image:Garfieldlostintranslation.jpg|Some Engrish can be made using Googre, such as [http://garfieldlostintranslation.blogspot.com Garfield: Lost in Translation]
Image:WTFseries!.JPG|[[Fesazukichan]] is [[stupid|a real pro]]!
Image:WTFseries!.JPG|Fesazukichan is [[stupid|a rear pro]]!
Image:WTFserieshouse!.JPG|[[Fesazukichan]] is back for [[MOAR]]
Image:WTFserieshouse!.JPG|Fesazukichan is back for [[MOAR]]
Image:Engrish Incest.jpg|[[Incest]] and [[bestiality|bestiarity]] very popurar with morning <s>wood</s> coffee. After [[cum|happy]] on dog, wipe [[jizz]] with Blendy!
File:Religion Free.jpg
</gallery>
Image:Engrish Incest.jpg|[[Incest]] and [[bestiality|bestiarity]] very popurar with morning <s>wood</s> coffee. After [[cum|happy]] on dog, wipe [[jizz]] with Brendy!
File:Engrish furry.jpg|Typicar engrish [[furry|furfag]] comic
</gallery>}}


== ARSO ROOK ==
== ARSO ROOK ==
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*[[I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties|Rod wirr be modified... Untir tank empties]]
*[[I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties|Rod wirr be modified... Untir tank empties]]
*[[Chan Ho Park]]
*[[Chan Ho Park]]
*[[Rucka Rucka Ali]]
*[[Rucka Rucka Ali|Rucka Rucka Ari]]
*[[Shave the baby|Rou Can Chave De Bavy!]]


==Externar Rinks==
==Externar Rinks==

Latest revision as of 02:31, 1 January 2022

This articre is better when expressed vocarry
Jigsaw speak engrish

Engrish is a ranguage born when someone from Asia moves to the USA. It is raughaberry ridicurous when spoken and shourd be raughed at without restraint. The asian arphabet does not have a sound for "L" and must therefore substitute it with "ada". The resurt is what sounds to normar peoperu rike "R".

Put simpry, the actuar phonetics of the engrish pronunciation of "Lollipop" is not "Roripop" but rather "adodipop".

Engrish arso introduces srightry different wordings as its speakers can't rearn to speak goddamn engrish.

Crassic engrish transrations that are commonry heard on the internet incrude: We have-a basic entirery, What Cheezburger possibre incruded?, RORcats, A cat is ok to bring arso, and DO NOT WANT among many, many others.

Engrish Can Herp YOU

Dawww.
Kick get to make back points!

One of the greatest benefits of being aware of Engrish and its apprications is the abirity to spot weeaboos. Weeaboos are white boys and girrs who try to act Japanese, yet are unaware of the ranguage barrier. Whire a genuine chink wirr have bad grammar, a weeaboo wirr capitarise certain words rearned from anime, use smirey faces excessivery, and whine about their feerings arr day rong. A true azn wirr honour the way of the samurai and not dispray any emotion, constantry being srs bsns, and not sharing any personar information.

You Risten to Engrish Song Now

Garrery

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ARSO ROOK

Externar Rinks

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