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''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].''<br /><br /> | |||
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'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://dramatica.wtf/ '''EDF6'''], temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]! | |||
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https:// | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
{{main|EDF2}} | {{main|EDF2}} | ||
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]] | [[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]] | ||
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. | In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good. | ||
But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and | |||
And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive. | |||
Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger. | |||
In early May 2020, [https://dramatica.wtf/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://dramatica.wtf/threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum. | |||
In December of 2022, [[Umkemesik|the founder of EDF6]] was exposed for [[Pedo|asking underage girls for footjobs]] and was stripped of admin privileges. As revenge, in February of 2023, he ended up [[dox]]ing the then-owner of ED (Kaizen); making him ragequit and transfer ownership of ED. Unfortunately, whoever he transferred ownership to refused to sign up on the site; meaning that from February 2023 to May of 2024, '''nobody''' knew who owned ED nor how to contact him. This eventually resulted in almost 3 years of post history (most of EDF6 at that time) being lost. | |||
===Zaiger 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]=== | |||
In May 2, 2024, the encyclopediadramatica.online domain was disabled by its registrar [[Shit|Njalla]] (actually a reseller for [[Canada|Tucows]], [[Shit nobody cares about|but who cares]]). Nobody knows why they disabled the domain, but it was likely because ED [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|rustled the jimmies]] of the [[SJW]]s at Njalla. | |||
About two weeks later, the forum was brought back by Baka using a backup from [[At least 100 years ago|August 1, 2021]] at dramatica.wtf. This time just hope the forum admins actually make backups... | |||
== | ==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order== | ||
# EDF 1: Original Gangster Edition | |||
# EDF 2: Zaiger Embezzlement Edition | |||
# EDF 2.9: Serbian Expansion | |||
# EDF 2.99: Jailhouse Rock Edition | |||
# EDF 5: phpBB Abortion | |||
# EDF 6: EncyclopediaDramatica.Online Forums | |||
# EDF 6.9: [https://dramatica.wtf/ 3 Years Gone Down the Shitter] | |||
==Some interesting threads== | ==Some interesting threads== | ||
*[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!] | |||
*[https:// | *[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.] | ||
*[https:// | *[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP]. | ||
*[https:// | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20230314205537/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!] | ||
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20230328161228/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/ Slapfight between .wil and UMK] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Latest revision as of 17:36, 1 June 2024
This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to EDF1 or EDF2.
Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI or EDF6, temporarily known as Malhub is approximately the 9001st incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Filled to the brim with contagious autism, plagued with faggotry, shitposting, and drama, it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of lulz!
History
Moar info: EDF2.
In the beginning, there was EDF1. But after lots of shit that nobody cares about, EDF1 was no more. But then, there was EDF2. Until early 2018, when the head admin and site owner was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his meth addiction and alcoholism, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on EDF2 through a different admin's account before leaving for good.
And yet, using backups from June 2017, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, the last head admin was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.
Meet Aediot. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a faggot who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named Umkemesik, who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain malhub.com on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove Xenforo's unmatched supremacy. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with spam for pills that allegedly make your cock bigger.
In early May 2020, Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot, with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot apperantly wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.
In December of 2022, the founder of EDF6 was exposed for asking underage girls for footjobs and was stripped of admin privileges. As revenge, in February of 2023, he ended up doxing the then-owner of ED (Kaizen); making him ragequit and transfer ownership of ED. Unfortunately, whoever he transferred ownership to refused to sign up on the site; meaning that from February 2023 to May of 2024, nobody knew who owned ED nor how to contact him. This eventually resulted in almost 3 years of post history (most of EDF6 at that time) being lost.
Zaiger 2: Electric Boogaloo
In May 2, 2024, the encyclopediadramatica.online domain was disabled by its registrar Njalla (actually a reseller for Tucows, but who cares). Nobody knows why they disabled the domain, but it was likely because ED rustled the jimmies of the SJWs at Njalla.
About two weeks later, the forum was brought back by Baka using a backup from August 1, 2021 at dramatica.wtf. This time just hope the forum admins actually make backups...
Succession of EDF in Chronological Order
- EDF 1: Original Gangster Edition
- EDF 2: Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
- EDF 2.9: Serbian Expansion
- EDF 2.99: Jailhouse Rock Edition
- EDF 5: phpBB Abortion
- EDF 6: EncyclopediaDramatica.Online Forums
- EDF 6.9: 3 Years Gone Down the Shitter
Some interesting threads
- Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!
- An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.
- Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP.
- Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!
- Slapfight between .wil and UMK
See also
- EDF1 - The græt progenitor.
- EDF2 - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
- Kiwifarms - Gay and boring EDF wannabe
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