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''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].''<br /><br />
''This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to [[EDF1]] or [[EDF2]].''<br /><br />


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'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online '''EDF6'''], temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI''' or [https://dramatica.wtf/ '''EDF6'''], temporarily known as '''Malhub''' is approximately the [[Over 9000|9001st]] incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]. Filled to the brim with contagious [[autism]], plagued with [[faggotry]], [[shitpost]]ing, and [[drama]], it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of [[lulz]]!


==History==
==History==
{{main|EDF2}}
{{main|EDF2}}
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
[[File:EDF_logo_hl2.png|thumb|right|EDF 6 Prototype Logo]]
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.
In the beginning, there was [[EDF1]]. But after lots of [[shit that nobody cares about]], EDF1 was no more. But then, there was [[EDF2]]. Until early 2018, when the [[Zaiger|head admin and site owner]] was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his [[meth]] addiction and [[alcoholism]], he decided to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] on EDF2 through a [[User:VX|different admin]]'s account before leaving for good.


And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.
And yet, using backups from [[at least 100 years ago|June 2017]], EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus|the last head admin]] was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.
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Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.
Meet [[Aediot]]. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a [[faggot]] who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named [[User:Umkemesik|Umkemesik]], who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain '''malhub.com''' on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove [[master race|Xenforo's unmatched supremacy]]. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with [[spam]] for pills that allegedly make your [[cock]] bigger.


In early May 2020, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.
In early May 2020, [https://dramatica.wtf/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot], with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot [https://dramatica.wtf/threads/state-of-the-union-where-weve-been-where-we-are-and-where-were-going-tl-dr.1040/ apperantly] [[SNCA|wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit]] so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.


'''TL;DR: [[fail|If Aediot went with Xenforo encyclopediadramatica.online, the website on which you are reading this, wouldn't exist, and you would be using Aediot's wiki (implying he manages to keep it up during that timelime, which is hard for him to do)]]'''
In December of 2022, [[Umkemesik|the founder of EDF6]] was exposed for [[Pedo|asking underage girls for footjobs]] and was stripped of admin privileges. As revenge, in February of 2023, he ended up [[dox]]ing the then-owner of ED (Kaizen); making him ragequit and transfer ownership of ED. Unfortunately, whoever he transferred ownership to refused to sign up on the site; meaning that from February 2023 to May of 2024, '''nobody''' knew who owned ED nor how to contact him. This eventually resulted in almost 3 years of post history (most of EDF6 at that time) being lost.


==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
===Zaiger 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===
# EDF 1 Original Gangster Edition
In May 2, 2024, the encyclopediadramatica.online domain was disabled by its registrar [[Shit|Njalla]] (actually a reseller for [[Canada|Tucows]], [[Shit nobody cares about|but who cares]]). Nobody knows why they disabled the domain, but it was likely because ED [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|rustled the jimmies]] of the [[SJW]]s at Njalla.
# EDF 2 Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
# EDF 2.9 Serbian Expansion
# EDF 2.99 Jailhouse Rock Edition
# EDF 5 PHPBB Abortion
# EDF 6 - [https://forum.dramatica.online Encyclopedia Dramatica .Online Forums]


==Boards==
About two weeks later, the forum was brought back by Baka using a backup from [[At least 100 years ago|August 1, 2021]] at dramatica.wtf. This time just hope the forum admins actually make backups...
What the prototype boards looked like:


===General===
==Succession of EDF in Chronological Order==
*'''Introduction''': Where newfags are required to make their first post. Complementary dickpics encouraged.
# EDF 1: Original Gangster Edition
*'''Hard Gay Chats''': The forum's /b/, you can post whatever you want on there.
# EDF 2: Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
*'''News''': The only reliable news source in America!
# EDF 2.9: Serbian Expansion
*'''Info, Projects, and Suggestions''': Typically ED-centric shit, shit that nobody cares about.
# EDF 2.99: Jailhouse Rock Edition
 
# EDF 5: phpBB Abortion
===[[autism|Special]] Interests===
# EDF 6: EncyclopediaDramatica.Online Forums
*'''Politics & Religion''': [[lol|Only the most serious high-level political discourse allowed]].
# EDF 6.9: [https://dramatica.wtf/ 3 Years Gone Down the Shitter]
*'''Movies, Music, and Art''': Where you can post your favorite new Death Grips album or some gay shit like that.
*'''Video Games''': Of course there is a vidya board.
*'''Food, Drugs, and Health''': How to cook mac and cheese, as well as dubious medical advice. Also tell us the best way to light up a meth pipe, since [https://forum.dramatica.online/index.php?threads/squidgewell-goes-on-5-day-meth-bender-ends-up-in-rehab.788/ 90% of EDF users are actually drug addicted!]
*'''Sports & MMA''': Talk about [[gay|muscular sweaty dudes slamming their bodies onto each other]].
*'''Technology & Weapons''': Talk about the latest graphics card you bought so everyone can tell you you wasted your money.
*'''E-Celebs & Lolcows''': Unrelated drama and gossip. Oh my God he did whaaaaat?!?!
*'''Weeb Basement HQ''': Post about how much you want to "nakadashi" your "waifu". You people make me SICK!
 
===Archive===
*'''Hall of æpic''': Historically significant threads are to be placed by jannies in this subforum for posterity.
*'''Image Dump''': Oh hey, nice puppies-aaaand it's gay black porn. Also, post your dick pussy I know you won't cause you're gay.
 
There is also the shoutbox, EDF's chatroom, populated solely by creatures known as Estonians. They have populated it since the concept of the shoutbox has been invented.
 
 
==In-Jokes/Memes==
{{main|EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo#In Jokes}}
*'''NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE:''' A word [[graykat]] uses when raging in [[ALLCAPS]] about him being gulagged on ED Discord.
*'''Sodomite Safespace:''' A [[gay|pretty pink theme]] with a touch of ass napkins. For a while, this was the default theme for fagtagged users like [[dropdatwat]] and [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]. Disabled by .wil as of March 1, 2022, alongside the other non-default themes.
<gallery>
File:EDF 6 Sodomite Safespace Background.png|What Sodomite Safespace used to look like.
</gallery>
 
==Members==
The forum is only active because of a handful of smelly derelicts constantly shitposting. These are the real patriots.
A few notable faggots:
 
===Janitors===
*'''[[User:umkemesik|umkemesik]]''': EDF6's head admin. A thin-skinned spic that likes [[SNCA|ancient history or whatever]], and also our benevolent overlord, at least until he inevitably goes on a massive [[meth]] binge and throws up on the servers, as foretold in the ED admin curse. Can frequently be found arguing with other retards on reddit for no reason.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]''': Has the highest reaction score on EDF 6. Deleted ratings so that he could take that title from Likeicare. Discord admin too. Deletes shit in his obsessive attempt to make EDF6 like EDF2.
*'''[[User:Baka|Baka]]''': One of the token women on EDF, and an addict of female Street Fighter Ass.
*'''[[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]]''': The other token "woman". Does nothing but ping everyone on the shitcord to make them see rule 34 images.
*'''[[User:ASSBLONKER|ASSBLONKER]]''': SMOKE DAT SHIT MAN GOD PUT IT IN DE EART IT IS AN HEALTY ERB PEACE
*'''[[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]]''': 영광스러운 한국과 리더 김정은에게 영광을!
*'''[[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]]''' - Actual IRL Korean.
*'''[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]''': Homosexual Grafield Enthusiast, and discord mod. Likes to wikify templates no one asked him to wikify (see: {{Template|Banned}}).
*'''[[User:Scumhook|Scumhook]]''': Greatest poster in EDF history. Also a pedophile. Watch out kiddies!
*'''[[User:Maysam|Maysam]]''': A [[Germany|Nazi]] dad who moderates EDF with [[holocaust|ruthless efficiency]]. Comes to EDF because his communist dystopia doesn't allow him to say "nigger".
*'''[[User:A Fucking Box|A Fucking Box]]''': I don't know who this guy is, but I bet his cock is massive! Make sure to fellate his e-penis or you are instantly banned.
*'''Hater''': Hater is cool. (This message has been edited by: Hater.)
*'''[[Likeicare]]''': The most powerful member. Former admin. Aussie married to a [[chink]]. Also, I hear his meth prices are pretty good.
*'''[[User:oddguy|oddguy]]''': Jewish. Need we say more?
*'''[[User:Kaizen|zogg]]''': EDF's Resident tech support guy.
 
===Pætriots===
*'''J15m''': The wise man always lurking in the distance tending to his field of Ganja and Shrooms.
*'''Cock & gert7''': The almighty Estonian kings of the shoutbox.
*'''SuicideKing''' - Former dislike spam god on EDF2. Now one of the members of the Shout Box Roundtable.
*'''[[Branman65]]''' - CSA Druggie, and animu faggot.
*'''[[User:Ilovejesus69|Ilovejesus69]] (aka: Casey Jones)''' - Gamer Christian and [[EDF1|EDF Oldfag]]. Went [[MIA]] around September for unknown reasons.
*'''Moske Finkberg''' - Another Oldfag ED1 Known as Vladtheihnailer.
 
===Cocksucking Faggots===
*'''[[Aediot]]''': Moneygrabbing [[jew]]. Used to prostitute himself on EDF2. Wants to [[Taking down ED|sue ED]] for disobeying his LLC or whatever. Shoves [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/post-8874981 toilet paper in his asshole to stop his anus from leaking], because, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/post-8875628 as he states], he was [[Lie|raped as a child]]. [[FACT|"Allegedly"]] trafficks child pornography, but DEFINANTLY showers with 16-year-old boys. Was later arrested for robbery.
*'''[[OtterWhiskers]]/Linkermann/Chimuni''': Got thrown out at the very beginning of the forum for being a massive [[furfaggot]]. *Rubs ur belly*
*'''[[dropdatwat]]''': A tiny dicked, autistic jew who is obsessed with [[Linux]] and other techno computer bullshit. Reeks of bud light and weed. Left after one of the [[User:Kaizen|pisscord obsessed admins]] scammed him out of 500 dollars, but then came back after a while.
*'''[[VideoGamePhenom]]''': Crazy Trumptard 8bitfag who spends most of his time playing video games and [[Taking Down ED|trying to take down his ED article]]. It is speculated that he masturbates to Guro hentai of ED admins.
*'''ThePokemonGamer''': VGP's Equally gay and autistic arch-rival.
*'''Quence''': A guy from the redboards who has been pretending to be a woman online for YEARS. Also had a sock (that people actually liked) and he would spend his time arguing with his sock for many a post. Needless to say a massive faggot.
*'''Sean Miller''': a diaper fag who has made numerous socks to either delete or re-upload his article, based on whatever mood his fucked up mind is in. Has mellowed out, and become a regular poster on EDF.
*'''adecenthumanbeing''' - Very simillar to quence in his faggotty mannerisms, except this one is "not racist".
*'''BiteySnek''': [[Onideus]]; need we say more?
*'''[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]''': An annoying faggot and on and off suck up. Banned on the wiki, and was banned on the forums for a while too.  Likes to make obvious fail-socks which usually end up getting banned. Likes to stalk people for no good reason. Retarded enough to be annoying, not retarded enough to be lulzy. Sad!
*'''Samuel''': Pretended to be a sock of Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd for a while, but their personalities are completely different. Makes autistic threads on Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis. Is actually a huge faggot.
*'''[[Graykat]]''': <font size="5">'''NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE'''</font>
*'''OneEyedFreak''' - Furry porn spammer. Also, uses his sock "MurderGuaranteed" to spam the shout box with the [[Conspiracies|truth]] about [[Jews|DA J00Z]].
*'''Duke of Nimonia''' - Mysterious 9chan spamfag no one knows about.
*'''Mark/Hitler1488''' - Complete psychopath and politically bipolar nut-job. Had a long history of faggotry on EDF, being known as nigger_pussy the huge nipple guy. Posted actual CP on Aediot's Malhub. Was later arrested in February 2021 for child molestation.
*'''GeorgeSoros''': [[Edgelord]] similar to Duke of Nimonia.
*'''AmelciAR''' - polish tranny from EDD pretending to be a hawt young gal.


==Some interesting threads==
==Some interesting threads==
[[File:EDF6 most viewed thread.png|thumb|{{EDFthread|chimpouts-in-usa.145|The currently most-viewed thread on EDF6}}]]
*[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/malhub-will-now-officially-become-edf-welcome-aediot.420/ Umkemesik and Aediot partner up. LOL FAGS!]
*[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?threads/virginedf-is-worried-and-scared-of-chadedf.90/ An early thread about the "rivalry" between Aediot's EDF and Malhub.]
*[https://dramatica.wtf/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP].
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/edf6-1st-annual-yearbook-thread.1557/ Post your mugshot or penis and it will be put in the OP].
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20230314205537/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-romance-of-scumhook-and-quence-as-told-by-lurk.2233/ Witness a riveting tale packed with exciting action and romance!]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20230328161228/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/goddamnit-wil-aka-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-ed-2-autistic-boogaloo.3073/ Slapfight between .wil and UMK]


==See also==
==See also==

Latest revision as of 17:36, 1 June 2024

This is an article about the fabulous live forums. For the previous defunct abortions, go to EDF1 or EDF2.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums VI or EDF6, temporarily known as Malhub is approximately the 9001st incarnation of the world-renowned shithole known as the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Filled to the brim with contagious autism, plagued with faggotry, shitposting, and drama, it is safe to say that it is only for the finest connoisseur of lulz!

History

Moar info: EDF2.

EDF 6 Prototype Logo

In the beginning, there was EDF1. But after lots of shit that nobody cares about, EDF1 was no more. But then, there was EDF2. Until early 2018, when the head admin and site owner was exposed for pocketing the donation money meant for ED and an ED lolsuit and using it to fuel his meth addiction and alcoholism, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on EDF2 through a different admin's account before leaving for good.

And yet, using backups from June 2017, EDF2 persisted. Until 1000 dead admins later, the last head admin was fucking arrested in 2020. And, well, some things... you just cannot survive.

Meet Aediot. Aediot, known on EDF2 as Pæperclip, was a faggot who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2. For some fucking reason he decided to revive ED. Aediot even went as far as taking donations to help "make" a forum. For some other fucking reason, he used the shitty phpBB instead of EDF2's well-liked forum software Xenforo, much to the dismay of everyone who used the website and wouldn't change it. Some fat spic named Umkemesik, who had, like, 100 posts on EDF2, showed up on the forum and decided to make a temporary website under the domain malhub.com on which he installed Xenforo. This was used to prove Xenforo's unmatched supremacy. But Aediot wouldn't change the software and so everyone moved unto Malhub. A few days later Aediot's EDF was no more, dead on the spring of 2020, filled with spam for pills that allegedly make your cock bigger.

In early May 2020, Umkemesik decided to partner up with Aediot, with Aediot running the wiki and Umk the forum, making a few oldfags belch in disgust. It was then that Malhub was officially known as EDF. After a while Aediot apperantly wanted to sell the website to Putin or some shit so the partnership broke. Afterward, a new wiki was made as a companion for the forum.

In December of 2022, the founder of EDF6 was exposed for asking underage girls for footjobs and was stripped of admin privileges. As revenge, in February of 2023, he ended up doxing the then-owner of ED (Kaizen); making him ragequit and transfer ownership of ED. Unfortunately, whoever he transferred ownership to refused to sign up on the site; meaning that from February 2023 to May of 2024, nobody knew who owned ED nor how to contact him. This eventually resulted in almost 3 years of post history (most of EDF6 at that time) being lost.

Zaiger 2: Electric Boogaloo

In May 2, 2024, the encyclopediadramatica.online domain was disabled by its registrar Njalla (actually a reseller for Tucows, but who cares). Nobody knows why they disabled the domain, but it was likely because ED rustled the jimmies of the SJWs at Njalla.

About two weeks later, the forum was brought back by Baka using a backup from August 1, 2021 at dramatica.wtf. This time just hope the forum admins actually make backups...

Succession of EDF in Chronological Order

  1. EDF 1: Original Gangster Edition
  2. EDF 2: Zaiger Embezzlement Edition
  3. EDF 2.9: Serbian Expansion
  4. EDF 2.99: Jailhouse Rock Edition
  5. EDF 5: phpBB Abortion
  6. EDF 6: EncyclopediaDramatica.Online Forums
  7. EDF 6.9: 3 Years Gone Down the Shitter

Some interesting threads

See also

  • EDF1 - The græt progenitor.
  • EDF2 - The father that went for a pack of smokes, but never returned.
  • Kiwifarms - Gay and boring EDF wannabe
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EDF1 Faggots

@D-malice
@DestinyMew
@Faust and Pory
@LittleCloud
@Moon beam 750
@Negi Springfield
@Kale
@Kazantzakis
@Klondikebar

EDF1 Faggotry

@Casual Friday
@ChadSyphrett
@DeCadence Comic
@Door1Edward0
@Mod Sass
@Sheneequa Turns Four

EDF2 Faggots

@Alenonimo
@beefrave
@BMO
@Conrad Alan Rockenhaus
@DGTrixie
@DrMusic2
@dropdatwat
@Flaglerchat
@Hayakain
@Lazerbot
@Likeicare
@Michael Horowitz Foster
@Mikemikev
@milwin
@NaokoElric2250
@Onideus Mad Hatter
@Pæperclip
@RabidAntiRadFem
@Schnookums
@Silverhaze06
@TheDOSFag
@Tom Preston
@vermin
@zaiger

EDF2 Faggotry

@Bullet to the Head of the NRA
@Cigarsex
@Cloudflare
@Dislikes
@Faggot of the Year
@George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter
@Longseet
@The Clown Prince Rises
@Wilkins Coffee

EDF6 Faggots

@aediot
@BiteySnek
@Branman65
@dropdatwat
@graykat
@Linkermann
@Umkemesik
@VideoGamePhenom
@Walter_Spencer_1488

EDF6 Faggotry

@Faggot of the Year @Rule 34 League