Telephone Ring Ring

Telephone (right) "playing unicorn" with her mate

A fursuit head as big as her ego.

Telephone Ring! Ring, or just Telephone, formerly known as Wicker, Ino, and Sin on a large scale of furry sites, is not just your average furry animal fucker, but one of the most overly dramatic and narcissistically delicious weeaboo faggots in the entire fandom of animal fuckers.

While the actual gender and location of this disgusting excuse of a human being is questionable, it's presumed that she lives in wetback-infested mountains of Arizona, at least according to her excessive internet accounts. Perfect place for sweaty inbred furry ass sex, right? It's rumored that the crazy bitch lives in some white trash trailer park full of fellow furry scum.

Like most furfaggots, Telephone rants on and on about personal problems, instead of sending lewd n00ds for all the other basement dwelling dicktissues to fap to on Encyclopedia Dramatica. But seriously, if you follow the bitch on Twitter, or like the Facebook page that the inbred fuck created for self-admirance, you'll shortly become accustomed to the consistent complaining about other people becoming more popular than Telephone would like to believe she is. Because as everyone already knows, all the furry fandom is about is being popufur, and how many cocks you've sucked in order to have your murrsuit recognized.

Furry Drama

Erhmaghrd teh lulz!

Telephone is known for talking about friends, customers, and other 'famous' furries behind their backs. Whenever caught talking shit, she quickly deletes everything and acts as if nothing was ever said. When called out on this, she will send her fanbase to 'troll' you off the internet, while sitting back and playing the victim card.

The moment a furry dies, Telephone is the first to try and profit off the death, such as with Lemonade Coyote. Without ever meeting the person, she will quickly become "disarranged" and suddenly have "known them over 100 years ago," when she had never even spoken to this person in her life. She then uses that excuse to stop working on any commissions she may have, and start accepting donations to 'help the family' of the deceased, while pocketing all the money for herself.

It was brought to light recently that Telephone had over 9000 fucksuits. She denied it like Clinton denied Monica, but was found out when her fetish website profiles began to come to light on the Interweb. Among the fucksuits include Wicker, Sin, and any of the horse suits that she had and created for her current furry lover. When called out about a fucksuit named 'Bella', she quickly BAWLETED all videos and photos of the murrsuit in a hasty act of denial.

She also has a long history of trying to 'ruin' people who don't suck her e-Penis. Some examples are: sending legions of Fanbois to troll the person off of furry websites, creating false accusations such as rape, character theft, and e-harassment, and selling many of her friends' characters out of spite. She has even gone so far as to have people harassed irl in an attempt to get them to an hero.

Relationshits

Telephone is currently sucking the wallet of a horse fucker named Cerros (aka Radio). Presumed to have met at a fetish convention, Telephone learned quickly that he was loaded with cash, and began to leach off his wealth with any chance she could get. Many in the community call him "Dusty 2.0", as Cerros's ex did the same thing to him, but he's too stupid and desperate to realize it.

Commissions

If you're dumb enough to get anything from Skypro fursuits, Telephone's very own fursuit company, get ready to wait for over 9000 years. Unlike professional costume makers, she gives no shits about you, what you ordered, and will forget all about you. She overprices her shitty suits, and if you ever *do* get your fucksuit, it will fall apart in 3 months tops. However, if you complain to her about the shitty workmanship, she will insta-ban you on everything and cry wolf.

Claim to e-fame

Telephone became popular after piggybacking off of anyone who was e-famous within the furry community, including Uncle Kag and 2 gryphon. Because she has no real talent, she used her boyfriend's money to start going to conventions and forcing herself into photos and videos with anyone who was semi-popular in order to become well-known.

Because furries are so fucking retarded, the best way to get popular quick is to make sure everyone sees your ugly mug, and that's exactly what she did. The moment she began to gain popularity in the furfag community, her narcissistic behavior began to grow. She became a Drama Llama, and shit on anyone who didn't agree she was a God among men.

Twitter tantrum

Quite literally happened last Thursday. This is as professional as it gets.(8/13/15)

Drama!!!1!!! About missing Pics

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See Also

• Xander Van Dam
• Sparx Traxx
• Skrat - Closely related to Telephone in the Lemonade Coyote money scam.
• Fortune DaHusky
• Tranny
• Batman for everyone who came here thinking this was a bad Arkham City meme.

External Links

• ino89777
• skyprofursuits
• telephonefurry (abandoned)
• sin897 (abandoned)
• ino89777
• ino89777
• ino89777
• Wicker
• ino89777
•  Telephone
•  SkyproFursuits
• The Real Telephone Ring! Ring

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Featured article August 17th & 18th, 2015
Preceded by Sargon of Akkad	Telephone Ring Ring	Succeeded by Kiwi Farms