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[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her.


They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and [[do not want|''to not give it to them'']] is a [[crime]].
"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her. They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and to not give [[rape|it]] to them is a [[crime]].
 
Women ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it. This way when they are [[Man The Harpoons|overweight]] [[Wapanese]] [[Furfags]] they can say they were "raped when at age 16" and have a get out of deep shit free card. Of course only overweight [[Epic Fail Guy|beta males]] need believe this lie: alphas know to just give it to them again, smack a bitch for using excuses, then tell her to get back into the kitchen.


==History==
==History==


[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
[[File:FEMEN 15 oct 2012-e.jpg|thumb|In the [[Ukraine]] or any other part of [[Russia]], courts would rule this to be an enforceable contract.]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was [[Raep|asking for it]].]]
[[Image: this is asking for it.jpg|thumb|left|[[Attention Whore|Really Asking for it!]]]]
[[Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|thumb|150px|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious.]]
[[Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Moar]] asking for it.]]
[[Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|thumb|left|A [[weaboo]] really asking for it]]
[[Image:asking‑for‑it.jpg|thumb|left|Room for one [[more]] ladies?]]


[[File:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif|center]]
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.  
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.  


The mere [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]]; because the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a [[penis|man's rape rod]] feeling [[awesome|so fucking good]], proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude.
It is a [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]], for the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a man's [[penis|rape rod]] feels [[awesome|so fucking good]]. This proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and "get [h]er done" attitude.  
 
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
{{clear}}
 
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==[[Feminism]] and Asking for it==


'''Womens' Studies''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with  
'''[[Feminism|Womens' Studies]]''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with  
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of  
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of power]]. [[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
power]], and worse yet....[[DO NOT WANT|equality]].


[[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
In the '70s, [[lesbian|certain]] elements of the female gender decided that they were sick
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]] (choice and freedom in who is going to rape them, that is). [[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after.


[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg|thumb|right|Definately asking for it.]]
The modern woman still asks for it as much as ever. In fact, as [[BSDM|Shades of Grey]] and [[Twilight]] has made being a vulnerable, easy to prey upon woman more and more popular. Women are practically begging for it and won't even call the cops because it was a "sexy act of love" and they "totally wanted it". At last society is coming full circle as women embrace what they actually want and men get to totally give it to them.
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. [[lesbian]]s) decided that they were sick
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]].  


Choice and freedom in who is going to [[rape|raep them]], that is.  
As [[Homosexuality]] has become more popular, more and more men have been asking for it as well. This suits the average bottom faggot well because if they are to play the woman, they had better be able to use the same excuses! Giving it to a faggot is a bit harder as they can be stronger than a woman and the presence of [[GRIDS]] is a threat, but seeing how his ass twitches as you rail it is priceless.
 
[[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after. 
[[Image:Asking for nigga.gif|frame|left|They were sick
of getting it, so they would like to give it too.]]
 
{{clear}}


==When Women Are Asking For It==
==When Women Are Asking For It==
[[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|right|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".]]
[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[12 year old girls|They're all 13!! ]] ]]
[[Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A group of sluts totally [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:askingforit1321.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A "subtle" [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|thumb|right|And a not-so-subtle [[Raep|asking for it]]]]


'''''Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:'''''
[[File:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|thumb|It's never too early to start]]
[[File:What are you gonna do stab me.jpg|thumb|A somewhat different variety of '''asking for it'''.]]
[[Image:Poonam-Pandey-naked.jpg|thumb|250px|Sexy Women asking for it, Suck her Ass]]


'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:
*'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
*'''At the [[Bitch|Beach]]''': The place where Public Indecent Exposure by women is legal and actively enouraged by law, except that stupid doublethinking girls try to justify it by calling Public Indecency "Bikinis." Males, especially your [[Muslim]] immigrant friend, would know better, especially when bikinis are deliberately designed to show the most possible amount of skin, tits and ass, more so than actual underwear/lingerie. Just look at Sweden where everyone goes to work in bikinis and the same time encourage all Muslims to immigrate for an all-you-can-multicultural buffet, which is why Sweden is proud of being the [[Rape|Asking For It]] Capital of the World.
*'''At the Gym''': She's ready and sweaty for it.
*'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
*'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
*'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be. 
*'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
*'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
*'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with [[semen|the holy ghost]]. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
*'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
*'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
*'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].
*'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
*'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.


'''At the Gym''': She's ready for it.
==Now in Music==
 
'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
 
'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
 
'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be. 
 
'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
 
'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
 
'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
 
'''[[cars|Driving]]''': Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
 
'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''Homemaking''': If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
 
'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
 
'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].
 
'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
 
'''Sadie Hawkins dance''': She's definitely asking for it!
 
'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.
 
==Trolling==
 
Scenario: An unsuspecting newfag strolls non-chalantly into a *chan and begins taunting the /b/asement dwellers, uploading several face pics from his brand new 3G iPhone. Little did he know the iPhone encodes EXIF data into photos, giving away his [[IRL]] location. This newfag is '''asking for it''', to get raeped by the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. 
 
=Now in Music!=


Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
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Another entirely legit song from the same album
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==Gallery==


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Image:Askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology
==A Notable Example==
Image:Modeling.jpg|...and so does this.
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Image:AskingFurret.png|Asking [[Pokemon|Furret]].
This [[stupid]] little <s>[[emo]]</s> [[Suicide Girls|ever-so-slightly "alternative"]] [[dyke]] is [[Fact|totally asking for it]], and also [[Raep|asking for it]] on behalf of all [[Jailbait|13-year-olds]]:
Image:JailRapeTattoo.jpg|[[faggot|Man]] asking for it.
 
Image:Asking-for-it-2.png
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She wants you to watch two girls one cup. Be sure to [[troll]] [[srsly]]
Image:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif
{{frame|{{morphquote|askingforit1|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
Image:This is asking for it.jpg
|[[Nobody Cares|Anyway]], I was talking to my... [[Unrealistic expectations|life partner]]... [[your mom|woman]]; my [[Lesbian|life partner that's a woman]]... and [[Pedos|we know this girl]] that's [[12 year old girls|thirteen]]: she wants to have [[sex]]. And I was thinking: [[Whore|why]]?|JuniperSun.
Image:All you can eat.jpg
|Don't [[Jamie Lynn Spears|start early]]! And, like, even if you're like; [[Student|twenty]] or [[Depressed|thirty]], [[Your Mom|forty]] or [[Old|fifty]] or... [[Loli|five]]: don't do it. Don't have [[Dykes|sex]]. Because nothing is good about [[Cunnilingus|sex]]. [[Bitter|Nothing]].|JuniperSun.
Image:Walrus.gif|Even [[Walrus]]es know what women want
|I am [[Party Van|9]] years old|JuniperSun's reply to a comment.
Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg
|[[Emo|Sometimes I really, really hate being so]] [[Gay|different]]|JuniperSun [[Twitter|Tweets!]]
Image:Roflstockings.jpg
|[[STFU]] about this [[Homophobic|Miss CA]] [[crap]]. What if she said she didn't think [[Nigras|African Americans]] should be allowed to marry? [[NO|SAME. THING.]]|JuniperSun, [[Perez Hilton]] supporter.
Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was asking for it
|[[Unwarranted self-importance|The more I read about Gandhi as a young adult the more I get creeped out because we are so similar.]]|JuniperSun, future political and spiritual leader.
Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious
|Alice & I are going to be OFFICIAL [[Bait|decoys]] on [[Chris Hansen|DATELINE]]. Watch out, [[perverts]].|JuniperSun in association with [[Perverted Justice]]!|}}|border=pink|background=white}}
Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|[[Moar]] asking for it
 
Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|A [[weaboo]] asking for it
[[JewTube]] users - mostly [[Frustration|pissed]] that a video entitled [[Jailbait|"13-year-old sex..."]] is not [[CP]] - respond:
Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".
 
Image:Askinfodat.jpg|[[12-year-old girls|They're all 13!!]]
{{frame|{{morphquote|askingforit2|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|A group of sluts totally asking for it
|you are SO [[Raep|asking for it]]. |ConstantMatt.
Image:askingforit1321.jpg|A "subtle" asking for it
|by posting this video,[[CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL|YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT]][[Oneoneone|!!!]]|garbageacc3.
Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|And a not-so-subtle asking for it
|Pregnancy will OPEN A FUCKING STARGATE!!! OMFG!!!|Jackwc.
Image:Asking for nigga.gif|They were sick of getting it, so they would like to give it too.
|[[lol]] [[omg]] that made my day [[Pedo|i want to have sex with a 13 y.o. now]]|BroncosXNumberX1
|This video. Every second. Screams
"[[Attention whore|GIVE ME ATTENTION]]"|Schmosh.
|[[HA! HA!|HAHAHA!]] The "[[Irony|never have sex]]" statement is a lot funnier for people who know [[Avril Lavigne|JuniperSun]] well because she is a [[Epic|MASSIVE]] [[CUM]][[I Has A Bucket|DUMPSTER]]. In fact, she doesn't require the same daily fluid intake as the rest of us because she gets all she needs from the [[sperm]] provided by the 50 [[black]] [[homeless]] men she [[Fellatio|sucks off]] every morning. She's filled with so much [[Nigra|black man]] [[Semen|sperm]], in fact, that it often leaks through her eyes, ears, and [[Asshole|other orifices]].|nishitani0100.
|Don't have [[sex]], it's bad for [[Dykes|you]]. Among other things, you'll become a [[Emo|psychologically damaged]] [[Epic|nympho]]-[[slut]] and start [[piercing|embedding foreign objects into]] your face.|obbzerver.
|black person [[faggot]] [[whore]]|MiamiACR10.
|i need to [[Rape|skull fuck]] this [[Idiot|girl]]|nelsonalexis1.
|[[Sick fuck|I'm kind of sickened]] by the fact that you are so afraid of [[fucking]]. Grow the fuck up and get a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double huckabuck]] like you know you want to. Trust me, it's [[Awwright|OK]]. All [[pussies]] smell like [[Fish|that]].|ketamunke.
|[[Necrophilia|I'd love to get you in my car trunk and have sex with your body]]|[[Sick fuck|thereppart]].
|oh well all i know is i would fucking [[Fist|get happy with]] you and rip u apart [[Guro|i would leave you with cuts that soon turn into realy bad scars]] and when anyone els saw them they would ask what hapend and you would say [[What|oh parsons12345678910 fuck you up]]
 
[[Btw|and also]] [[You're/Your|your]] a [[slut]]|[[Retarded|parsons]][[13-year-old boy|12345678910]].
|You are SO [[Plagiarism|asking for it, and also asking for it on behalf of all 13-year-olds.]]|MrBigRich, [[Stealing|reiterating]] this article.
|[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Litsen]], I know you want cock, [[you]] totally asking for it. send me a message we can meet up, then make me a [[Sammich|sammic]] an [[Blow job|blow]] me good. [[Cunt|CUNT]]!
 
[[Attention whore|ATTENTION WHORE]] ALERT!|[[Tourette's|Iron]]and[[Virgin|theshizzelz]].
|[[Obvious|So you're against 13 year olds having sex with 13 year olds.]]
But what about [[Pedophilia|29 year olds with 13 year olds]]. Cuz im [[Awesome|29]] and I love pleasing [[little girls]] asking for [[Raep|it]].|[[Winner|narutokun19]].
|I love her page on [[EncyclopediaDramatica]]. HAHAHAHA.|[[Captain Obvious|JakB001]], giving the game away.
|did she say can a guy get [[Boner|happy]] at 15? [[lolwut]]? show of hands who came here from encyclopedia dramatica?|[[Furry|ChewbaccaCat]], furthering the [[faggotry]].
|[[TITS OR GTFO|L2 grow breasts]]|maxy12333
|man, came all the way over here for [[CP]] and [[Bullshit|this]] is what i get...some [[dyke]] talking..fuck
 
You lied to me [[internets]]..you lied to me|DaytonaRoadster
|I bet your [[dad]] [[Raped|took it slow and easy on]] you, [[lol]].|PVTSolis
|[[cool story bro]]|ColorfulRevolution|}}|border=pink|background=white}}
 
JuniperSun loves [http://www.myspace.com/OhYouAreSoSexy fan mail], and [http://twitter.com/annapaque Twatter]!
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==Gallery==
{{cg|This Gallery Is Asking For it...|askingforitgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:AskingForItBeach.jpg |What else could they be doing?
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]]'s fiancee asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Roflstockings.jpg|A typical slut, asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
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Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|[[Pedobear|PEACHEZ ASL!?!]]
Image:Ferocious_motherfucker.jpg|[[Asian]] girl asking for it.
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.  
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.  
Image:Furryfails.jpg|A [[furry]] asking for it.
Image:Furryfails.jpg|A [[furry]] asking for it.
Image:Asking for it bingo.jpg|Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
Image:Asking for it bingo.jpg|Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
Image:friends_norape.jpg|Clearly her friend wants to go first.
Image:Friends_norape.jpg|Clearly her friend wants to go first.
Image:Faaail.jpg|Asking for it. Not going to get it.
Image:Faaail.jpg|Asking for it. Not going to get it.
Image:AskingForIt Bear.jpg|Bearsluts ask for it too.
Image:AskingForIt Bear.jpg|Bearsluts ask for it too.
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Image:Really asking for it.jpg|PETA whores asking for it
Image:Really asking for it.jpg|PETA whores asking for it
Image:Askinfoit13.jpg|LOL [[Poland|POLAND]]
Image:Askinfoit13.jpg|LOL [[Poland|POLAND]]
Image:Jewfarckle.jpg|Holy shit I go to high school with those people
Image:askingforit.gif|ASKING FOR IT...
Image:askingforit.gif|ASKING FOR IT...
Image:Champions_of_norrath.jpg|She fell into the [[rape spider]]'s web. Asking for it.
Image:Champions_of_norrath.jpg|She fell into the [[rape spider]]'s web. Asking for it.
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Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:dm_is_asking_for_it.jpg|Asking for it from a furry.
Image:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
Image:Cb_asking_for_it.jpg|Yep..
Image:Screaming_out_for_it.png|Positively ''screaming out'' for it.
Image:Anna Beshnova.jpg|Ask and ye shall receive.
Image:Brown Girl Askin4it.jpg|Brown girls ask for it too.
Image:2lj5a41.jpg|[[Azn]] asking for it.
Image:Gonna-get-raped.jpg
Image:askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
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==Videos==
 
{{center|<youtube>31XDvCsvmXs</youtube>
;She's begging to get graped}}
 
== See Also ==
 
[[File:Rape and punctuation.jpg|thumb|Now in crowd form]]


== See also ==
* [[@Ozcult]]
* [[Tease Pics]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Heather Howland]] Is always asking for it.
* [[Rape]]: What they're asking for
* [[Tawneelynne]]
* [[Tease Pics]]
* [[Tammyslut]]
* [[Avoiding Unwanted Attention|Ways For Women To Avoid Unwanted Male Attention]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[mexicanicepick]]
* [[DJ Skeptik]]
* [[Raep]]
* [[4girls]]
* [[School_Bus_Fight]]  Bus driver was asking for it.
* [[WarpMyMind.com]] is asking for trolling.
* Hole - [[Grunge|They]] [[Shit no one cares about|have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".]]
* John Striker of [[Mexico]], who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137311884 A fat] [[weeaboo]] [[whore]] asking for it.
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=308343780 She]  [[whore|asked for it]], [[lies|then denied it]], and then [[idiot|asked for it again]].
* [http://milkosaurus.livejournal.com/ Totally asking for it.]
* [http://www.stickam.com/profile/tori0ox] Not only is [[16 year old girl|she]] asking for it, but she scouts for potential rapists!
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XDvCsvmXs She's BEGGING to get graped!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJWl7ZrWA4&feature=related] Definition of asking for it


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They're going to get it!

"Asking for it" describes all women's passive provocation of man to perform various sexual acts upon her. They are ALWAYS asking for it, and to not give it to them is a crime.

Women ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it. This way when they are overweight Wapanese Furfags they can say they were "raped when at age 16" and have a get out of deep shit free card. Of course only overweight beta males need believe this lie: alphas know to just give it to them again, smack a bitch for using excuses, then tell her to get back into the kitchen.

History

In the Ukraine or any other part of Russia, courts would rule this to be an enforceable contract.

Since God created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to rape, with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the sluts.

It is a fact that rape is more gratifying than regular, boring sex, for the terrified convulsing of the vagina around a man's rape rod feels so fucking good. This proves that God intended for rape to be a justifiable means of being fruitful and multiplying, as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and "get [h]er done" attitude.

Womens' Studies begun in the late '60s for mainly lesbians later caught on with hetero women in community colleges, has resulted in giving them a false sense of power. Once empowered by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.

In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender decided that they were sick of getting it, and that they too would like to give it. This had the net effect of liberating women and giving them more "choice and freedom" (choice and freedom in who is going to rape them, that is). Feminists will just anger the stronger sex and make their cunts more sought-after.

The modern woman still asks for it as much as ever. In fact, as Shades of Grey and Twilight has made being a vulnerable, easy to prey upon woman more and more popular. Women are practically begging for it and won't even call the cops because it was a "sexy act of love" and they "totally wanted it". At last society is coming full circle as women embrace what they actually want and men get to totally give it to them.

As Homosexuality has become more popular, more and more men have been asking for it as well. This suits the average bottom faggot well because if they are to play the woman, they had better be able to use the same excuses! Giving it to a faggot is a bit harder as they can be stronger than a woman and the presence of GRIDS is a threat, but seeing how his ass twitches as you rail it is priceless.

When Women Are Asking For It

It's never too early to start
A somewhat different variety of asking for it.
Sexy Women asking for it, Suck her Ass

Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:

  • Abortion Clinic: This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS Awwright!
  • At the Beach: The place where Public Indecent Exposure by women is legal and actively enouraged by law, except that stupid doublethinking girls try to justify it by calling Public Indecency "Bikinis." Males, especially your Muslim immigrant friend, would know better, especially when bikinis are deliberately designed to show the most possible amount of skin, tits and ass, more so than actual underwear/lingerie. Just look at Sweden where everyone goes to work in bikinis and the same time encourage all Muslims to immigrate for an all-you-can-multicultural buffet, which is why Sweden is proud of being the Asking For It Capital of the World.
  • At the Gym: She's ready and sweaty for it.
  • At the Concert: She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
  • At the Mall: She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
  • At the Park: Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.
  • Bedridden/Invalid: While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
  • Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism: Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
  • Church: She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
  • Homecoming: She has bought an expensive dress and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS Awwright!
  • Homeless: She'll take it for a cheeseburger.
  • Fat: She'll take it for a cheeseburger too.
  • At school: She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S Awwright!!
  • Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed: Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.

Now in Music

Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the raw emotions only a man could feel? Here at ED, that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by feminazis and liberals alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).

Another entirely legit song from the same album

Gallery

  • These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology
    These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology
  • ...and so does this.
    ...and so does this.
  • Asking Furret.
    Asking Furret.
  • Man asking for it.
    Man asking for it.
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  • Even Walruses know what women want
    Even Walruses know what women want
  • Everyone knows JonBenet was asking for it
    Everyone knows JonBenet was asking for it
  • An obvious jailbait is obvious
    An obvious jailbait is obvious
  • Moar asking for it
    Moar asking for it
  • A weaboo asking for it
    A weaboo asking for it
  • Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".
    Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".
  • They're all 13!!
    They're all 13!!
  • A group of sluts totally asking for it
    A group of sluts totally asking for it
  • A "subtle" asking for it
    A "subtle" asking for it
  • And a not-so-subtle asking for it
    And a not-so-subtle asking for it
  • They were sick of getting it, so they would like to give it too.
    They were sick of getting it, so they would like to give it too.
  • A MySpace slut asking for it.
    A MySpace slut asking for it.
  • Claudia Thorn asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
    Claudia Thorn asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
  • A weaboo asking for it.
    A weaboo asking for it.
  • Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
    Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
  • 94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
    94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
  • Asking for it. No doubt.
    Asking for it. No doubt.
  • lolamirite?
    lolamirite?
  • What is sexy? RAEP IS SEXY!
    What is sexy? RAEP IS SEXY!
  • An anarchist girl asking for it
    An anarchist girl asking for it
  • Asian girl asking for it.
    Asian girl asking for it.
  • Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
    Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
  • A furry asking for it.
    A furry asking for it.
  • Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
    Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
  • Clearly her friend wants to go first.
    Clearly her friend wants to go first.
  • Asking for it. Not going to get it.
    Asking for it. Not going to get it.
  • Bearsluts ask for it too.
    Bearsluts ask for it too.
  • Good lord, she's asking for it.
    Good lord, she's asking for it.
  • PETA whores asking for it
    PETA whores asking for it
  • LOL POLAND
    LOL POLAND
  • ASKING FOR IT...
    ASKING FOR IT...
  • She fell into the rape spider's web. Asking for it.
    She fell into the rape spider's web. Asking for it.
  • I'd really advise not to do this.
    I'd really advise not to do this.
  • Jailbait asking for it (doing it wrong)
    Jailbait asking for it (doing it wrong)
  • Another slut asking for it.
    Another slut asking for it.
  • Dirty birds. They flock together.
    Dirty birds. They flock together.
  • Justin Bieber is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
    Justin Bieber is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
  • Positively screaming out for it.
    Positively screaming out for it.
  • Brown girls ask for it too.
    Brown girls ask for it too.

Videos

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