Xiota
How do you solve a problem like 
xiota? How do you hold a tissue to his tears?
Xiota: The Overview
- Xiota believes himself to be a genius. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be logical. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be nonugly. Are we sensing a pattern yet?
- He has a poloemily-type nose. What of it?
- His mother cuts his hair. Waaaa.
Xiota first came to light in an Schoolyard Flame with Poloemily. He lost. Miserably.
Xiota cried about it for weeks afterwards, referring to her as a bitch whenever possible.
Here is his resume. Point and giggle Lol dead.
Xiota: One Man, Many Tears
- Xiota cries about all the stupid people on LJ.
- Xiota proves that he's clever and rational
- Xiota gets pains when he thinks
- Xiota reads this entry and then cries. Please note the cameo appearance by I_am_lane.
Xiota: The Legend
According to an ancient legend, there exists a post written by Xiota in which he "believes himself Jew for his attractiveness."
Xiota: The Bitter Rage
Xiota absolutely hates GerbilSage. He is only slightly antagonistic toward Ghostlight.
Scientists believe he may simply be afraid of the letter G's sensuous curves.
Xiota: The Genius
Xiota doesn't know what an Ontological Explosion is. What a n00b.
Xiota: The Padawan
According to an unnamed source, it seems that Xiota worships a little-known LJer called i_am_lame. Preliminary studies have demonstrated that they are both logical positivists. One day, Xiota will emerge as a Dark Lord of the Sith... or a logical positivist. Either way, it's going to be dark days for the Republic and the Jedi.
