War on drugs
Originally titled The shorthanded skirmish against certain substances which may or may not cause harm to their users, the War on Drugs is a US war waged by the man for lulz and big pharma. Initially focused on smelly pot-smoking hippies during the mid 70s in the hope of turning them from useless, protesting students into good Americans, the War on Drugs has ultimately grown into a systematic approach for keeping the Jew rich and the colored man down.
Drug war strategy
- jews dispense welfare
- niggas spend welfare check on drugs
- welfare checks fund the dealers' gangsta lifestyle
- junky run out of money and drugs
- crimes committed to get more drugs
- welfare marginalized
- jews = happy
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
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Arguments against the war on drugs
- A tax on legal drugs would bring revenue to troubled government agencies, now that Bush accidentally the economy.
- It costs multiple metric fucktons of taxpayer money
- It has contributed to the largest prison population in world history
- There has never been any evidence that it has done anything to meet its stated goals
- It has left us with a bunch of unemployable ex-convicts
- Making anything illegal makes it profitable, allowing even the smelliest Mexican douchebags to produce trailers full of cash just by carrying stuff from one place to another and occasionally murdering competitors/bystanders
- The murder rate suddenly increased during alcohol prohibition, and dropped steeply after its repeal. The crime rate during drug prohibition continues to increase, for COMPLETELY UNKNOWN reasons, since the two are not even remotely similar
- Drugs (other than alcohol, tobacco, and the amphetamines deemed fit to help the ADHD plaguing our youth) are cut and tainted by AIDS
- Lulzkill. Junkies are funny when they have drugs.
Arguments for the war on drugs
- Amy Winehouse
- Serious entertainment and on-the-job training for US special forces.
- Linear time is lie.
Casualties
With the odd exception of hundreds of innocent people, the war on drugs has proved to be America's most light-hearted war to date.
Cartels
Due to the war on drugs, the black market industry has soared in profit. Down south in Mexico, the nation has become a shithole, although Some argue that it was always shitty in the first place. The only jobs that pay anything nowadays consist of joining up with a Cartel, and if you piss them off or get caught by a rival gang, you'll have your dick and head chopped off.
Recently, their gang activity has been crawling into 'murka and has reached as far north as Canada. Good job, Nixon! PROTIP: Go to El Paso, buy some guns, and sell them across the border for 10x the profit!
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