Vocational Independence Program
Vocational Independence Program (AKA The VIP) is a fake school for losers with "learning disabilies", who don't want to be independent after their K-12 school career. Most retards who survive the special education program develop a loathing for being patronized, and want to get the fuck out of school and be independent. Others, however, become totally reliant on the system, and become homeless bums. Their mothers worry about their children being burdens on society (Too late, lol), and so the Vocational Independence Program program was instituted to smooth over the horrible parenting that was inflicted upon their kids. And even worse, The VIP has offered their program to people from around the world! Entrance exams must be taken to determine their track assignments. (Shouldn't it have been done years ago when entering high school?)
The program was first founded at NYIT, another Jew college on Long Island that only cares about money, as opposed to actual education, making it the typical second-rate state school at which sluts and internet tough guys get their humanities diplomas. The VIP has served these losers rather miserably over 20 years, as the program itself does not have any sort of separate license or accreditation.
TL;DR Version: The Vocational Independence Program is retards teaching retards.
—Ernst Vanbergeijk, being sarcastic. | ||
Stephen Migden visits VIP!
Stephen, an expert on losers, layabouts, and idiots decided to troll the dirty secrets of VIP. He met with Bill Russell to discuss the important aspects of the VIP program. Little did he know, the program was an extremely small, pathetic, and the students disrespect their teachers on a regular basis with classic pranks like stink bombs and calling them by their first names. An important IRL Ph.D. like himself must avoid being an obvious troll or risk his monies, so he obligatorily fakes troll's remorse while trolling, preventing moralfags from getting uppity.
—Stephen Migden, commenting on the properly segregated structure of the NYIT VIP | ||
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Of course, Bill Russell reassured him by pointing out that the VIP students were simply retarded, spoiled brats. Besides refusing to interact with other normal people, these brats have their own food source, a coffee shop, in their fake school so their lack of social skills would not interfere with normal people.
Examples of retarded people supporting the VIP and ending up being butthurt
—lesmizzie, A retard defending the VIP program | ||
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Their heartbreaking words!
Student and parents speak out in their own words:
—Justin Tejera (Miami, Florida), At least The VIP has helped someone. | ||
—Lois Frischling and Jerry Miller, And it never occurred to them that America might be an individualistic culture. | ||
The reality
Most just end up as trolls without any goals in life. Luckily there is an excuse for that...which is Internet troll personality disorder.
The New York Institute of Technology VIP ( Very Idiotic People )
On TOW, Vocational Independence Institution redirects to the NYIT, clearly the leading pioneer in retard-prep. Their world-class facilities and professional staff are second to most, and their wiki lists major accomplishments such as:
- 2002 - They got internet
- 2003 - 2nd campus indoctrination center opens in middle east
- 2005 - Got 5th place in a solar car race
- 2007 - Talked about science stuff and got awarded $500,000
- 2008 - Builds another building
The NYTI VIP website is dedicated to a series of values, which they list for the prospective student:
Q&A: What do YOU know about VIP schools?
What sorts of qualifications are required? Well, there's a short answer and a long answer. The short answer is a pulse, but the long answer is detailed below: all of these future scholars were accepted to NYIT!
—amandax3, accepted | ||
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What kind of educational quality can you expect? (also see below for details on class structure)
—some guy, truth | ||
Worried about costs? Don't be!
What kinds of careers are graduates qualified for?
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Professional Toilet Modeler
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Military Career
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Street Performer
Is a VIP really right for me? The following discussion pinpoints the target student! Just click to get to an enlarged version.
Classes at VIP: Developing the foundation for quality education!
The intellectually challenged that attend a VIP institution naturally have need of a gentler learning curve. The following videos illustrate the typical nature of VIP courses which tend to cater to the underdeveloped mind and prepare them for the real world by way of simple learning steps, an interactive experience, and exposure to diversity.
- Competence in literacy and communication is extremely important to be competitive in industry. The following video shows the typical VIP student struggling with a simple problem, then being assisted by a black woman, which encourages a dependence on others to solve their problems for them as well as laying the seeds for an underlying hatred of minorities through damaged pride.
- The global market is constantly expanding. Exposure to foreign advertising strategies allows students to develop methods of stealing the good parts of said strategies and also learning to detest the strange and inexplicable nature of foreign peoples.
- Key to developing advanced learning skills is motivating students to do independent research projects. Ali G, famed VIP graduate, has a classic series of videos where he investigates deeper into a wide variety of topics; one such being economics. Any VIP institution models their independent projects in a similar manner.
—Ali G, "The structure and history of paper currency." G, Ali; et Al. | ||
Attention whores seeking attention
- Thread discussing the VIP
- Another thread
- Some idiot asking what VIP is
- They don't even get their own website
- Wikipedia said it wasn't notable enough to have its own article!
- Stephen Migden visits
