User talk:Tim the Insufferable

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Yiff in hell

What's your fursona, TimmyVermin   01:59, 5 February 2015 (EST)

I replied to you on my talk page in case you didn't notice. There's also the chance you did notice, but just didn't care. That's understandable, but a fursona-less furfag such as yourself better recognize a real rat man when you see one, bub.

Speaking of which, in case you also didn't notice, I have a penchant for uploading said rodents to the wiki for stuff in my user space. Got any artwork or references you could point me to? Preferably not the type of shit I experienced while visiting the forum you moderate... Vermin   01:51, 9 February 2015 (EST)

Ye insufferable editor

All furry jokes aside, you've been pulling yer weight around here by uploading entertaining pics and making helpful edits to articles. You also drop useful opinions on talk pages, and I saw how you protected those articles from being vandalized the other day.

Would you care/be interested in becoming an EditorVermin    10:07, 22 February 2015 (EST)

Editor isn't as much of a trusted position as admin, so if I notice a user who's showing early dedication, then I'm gonna do my best to encourage them to keep it up by increasing their ability to do so. I've got a nose for worthy editors, and you, my furry friend, reek of worthy contribution.
One of your chuckle-worthy pictures is currently on the front page. If you're promoted to Editor, you can help set photos on the front page if you wanted, as well as quotes, videos, articles, and more. And since you help with reverting vandalism in the absence of admins, you'll be able to protect the vandalized pages until the little graffiti bastard can get around to being banned.
   
 
I figured I'd try it on a different kind of site that values different writing styles, promotes thick skinned individuals capable of laughing at themselves, possessing a true sense of humor and doesn't just copypaste bland textbook information and participate in admin circlejerks/user hug boxes.
 

 
 

Yes, yes, yes. I'm putting in a good word for ya. Vermin    11:43, 23 February 2015 (EST)

You made the team!

Congratulations, underdog! You're now an Editor.

You now possess the ability to protect pages which are being vandalized, move/rename pages, upload new versions of preexisting files, set the front page shizz, and rollback edits in a single click. Given your claimed history of wiki experience, I imagine you already know how all that works. But if ever you're unsure about anything, don't hesitate to ask! Vermin    22:35, 27 February 2015 (EST)

It looks like you've been doing a great job as Editor so far. I always have an eye out for the best. Now where's my rewardVermin    11:33, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

XOTN

You don't need to protect each new XOTN page cuz they are automatically protected Tigercommander 13:39, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

Also no nudity on the main page, sorry m8 reverting that :( Tigercommander 13:42, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

https://twitter.com/HumpX/status/585580717431771138

You're doing something rightVermin    01:43, 10 April 2015 (EDT)

I'm gonna kill you

when you set POTNs set the size as "350px" NOT FUCKING 700PX

Also cocks Tigercommander 01:45, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Dearest Tim

I'm sure you've at least read the thread which resulted in your Editorship, but have you considered joining the ED forums? We could always use more fun and usefulness in there. There's even threads where we discuss wiki stuff. What do you say? Vermin    11:07, 22 April 2015 (EDT)

ESDF2 was a mistake, it's nothing but trash. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 04:14, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

In a forum full of tryhards, autism, and insufferable faggots, there are actually posts, threads, and people who stand out and make it worth logging into in your down time. It's kind of like having a wiki full of the same kind of aforementioned things with some buried gems in it, which you have to dig around to find. But when you find em, they're well worth the dig. Vermin    10:45, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Necron

They are indeed best, and the IG indeed sucks, perhaps with the exception of one or two armored pieces. All this talk of Necrons I've seen lately makes me very nostalgic for Oldcrons. Fucking Ward. At any rate, I'm always glad to see neckbeards here, regardless of shitty tastes. —  VX  14:19, 14 May 2015 (EDT)

Advice

Try to avoid setting screencaps as potn.You should be able to see everything that's meant to be seen without having to click on the picture to enlarge it.--Boudica 14:24, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

RE: Hey kid

Yes plz. reply 12:49, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Like I'd ever fug a loser with a marten as their fagsona. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:03, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
What about a loser with a smirking rat avatar? I may be from "Fatistan" as you call it, but I'm actually a lean rodent irl. *flexes bicep* Vermin    14:14, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
First off, Why the fuck would you post something like “Wanna yiff?” on the talk page of someone who labels themself on their user page as one who HUNTS FURFAGS? are you trying to set me off, or do you just have a death wish? Or is it both? I bet it’s both. Secondly, I must point this out if you honestly missed it by telling you that I’m only 17, most likely meaning that you are, in fact, a pedophile. Also, I must say that I would never, EVER want to fuck or be fucked by an older man, let alone a lowlife furry (of any age, mind you) such as yourself. I am disgusted by your offer, as it brings such appalling images to mind, ones that make me want to take a long, freezing shower just to calm myself down again. I am very sickened by the idea that ANY furry would come to someone who dedicates an entire section of one of their user pages to cataloging MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FURSECUTION IMAGERY. So, I must conclude this by telling you, Tim the Insufferable Pedophile, that no, I will not “yiff” you. Not now, not ever in your or anyone else’s lifetime. Not with you, or any other furfag. I will not, never have, and never will degrade myself so vilely as to even WANT to associate myself with anyone or any group as low on the food chain as your kind. Now, I must bid you adieu, as even being on your user talk page is making me break out in hives. Please do not ever message me again with such a putrid offer. Good day, sir. ಠ∩ಠ╭∩╮ -ಠ_ಠ 19:16, 20 May 2015 (EDT)


   
 
I’m only 17, most likely meaning that you are, in fact, a pedophile
 

 
 

He wishes. reply 13:26, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

RE:

thx. Can you provide me a list of articles you authored or greatly improved? reply 13:24, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Lately I've been a bit busy irl so I haven't been able to make any worthwhile edits beyond small article improvements and POTN (which is something anyone can do), the last major page overhaul I did was the Modern Art page. If you're looking to recommend me for Sysop I suggest you hold out until I have more free time to make worthwhile edits again, my current "resume" isn't up to par. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 15:02, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

YES HELLO

Your piss-ass unfunny excuses for image macros that you keep setting on the front page has inspired me to start setting them for you instead. The gods of lulz ask that you immediately CEASE AND DESIST making a mockery of our beloved site by posting bullshit you find on 9gag or furaffinity or wherever the fuck you came from. PS the japenses meme you posted wasn't even a joke in its own native language and is enough to make an entire island of radioactive nips cringe in disgust with their third eye. Eat a dick. Uberfukken 17:00, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

Yay, Uber's back to work. And by back to work I mean on ED, because this free time seems to imply he quit his job. Vermin    09:42, 24 May 2015 (EDT)