User talk:Lollipop

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H64 00:41, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Lol

You got banned.

Meepsheep

23:46, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

I'm deeply sorry

About Paining up your userpage. Thank you for helping me. That damn Michael Horowitz has been vandalising Uncyclopedia using my handle. But yes, I'm glad you realise ED isn't as bad as you think it is. - Another n00b 21:15, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Except for Kittens, it's not as bad as I thought it was. --Lollipop 21:27, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Hey

I thought you hated ED. Equivamp^talk 21:20, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

I decided to be the one making Uncyclopedia and ED unite as brothers and not enemies. --Lollipop 21:27, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Yay~ Equivamp^talk 21:31, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

RE:

And what exactly was he doing? 02:01, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

Impersonating Uncyclopedian admins, and sending me hate messages. --Lollipop 02:11, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

What kind of "hate messages"? 02:12, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

"FUCK U", "I WILL FUCK YOU", "I WILL SUCK YOU", etc. It's not really hate messages, it's just good old fashioned vandalism. And I have the IP: 76.73.16.26 --Lollipop 02:18, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

RE: Goatse

I assure you it's not me. That person isn't even good at wiki spamming, they should learn from me. 18:48, 8 October 2011 (CEST)

There is a person making accounts with the titles "Meepsheep will spam shock images", "Meepsheep will spam up the newuser log", "Meepsheep knows MadMax's password", "XxMeepSheepxx", and countless more. While I am fully aware Mnid was your attempt at trying to be a peaceful editor at Uncyclopedia, are these sockpuppets you? --Lollipop 07:39, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

Uhh... One or two of those may be mine. 07:41, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

Which ones? If so, whay do you find it funny spamming a picture of a man's anal infection onto a satrical wiki that really has nothing to do with ED? --Lollipop 07:43, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

I thought you quit uncyc anyway. 07:51, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

Nope. --Lollipop 07:53, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

Free steve

You dick, you b& me on freenode, what do you have against steve?

07:51, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

I'm not an admin, and I didn't ban you. --Lollipop 07:52, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

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