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H64 03:13, 5 August 2011 (UTC)

All well and good except

Even without that, the entire thing is "blah blah WHITE KNIGHT blah blah BUTTHURT CAN'T DRAW blah blah blah. There's literally nothing of interest there, and seems to be written by someone who's simply pissed off; aka you.--MeetTheMedic 02:47, 11 November 2011 (CET)

You're not udnerstanding what I'm trying to tell you, which is you have absolutely nothing to say, and are clearly trying to use ED as revenge for whatever faggy shit fatty and friends on DA have done to wrong you. What I'm trying to explain to you is that no, Encyclopedia Dramatica, despite it's name, does not exist for the sake of helping you get e-revenge on people you don't like for trivial bullshit. Illiterate much? And I see from your history you've only contributed to those handful of very shitty, unfunny attack articles. That couple with the fact that you don't even know how to properly leave a signature makes you look even more retarded.

I understand you're pissed off atm because you were super excited you were getting revenge on your e-nemies and now you're all pissed off because I took that away from you, but that's a shame, innit it?--MeetTheMedic 17:33, 11 November 2011 (CET)

3 of the 6 'Good New Articles' were written by me. From scratch. So it would appear you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Again. Now quit squealing 'NOPICTURESNOPICTURESNOPICTURES' long enough to realize I know what I'm talking about and that everyone knows you're a retarded person. Deal with it.--MeetTheMedic 05:22, 12 November 2011 (CET)

No more arguments. --

05:32, 12 November 2011 (CET)

Uploading

I'll bring this issue up with the rest of the admins. I'm not too sure what the problem is but try different ways of uploading images such as changing the skin you're using or use different browsers and test which process works. -- 05:30, 28 December 2011 (CET)

I don't get why this is a common mistake

But it is. To add a template you want to use just type {{templatename|parameter1|paremeteretcetcetc}} To see what I'm talking about here. I took the liberty of wikifying your stuffs Mike the Græt (Talk) 02:17, 3 March 2012 (EST)

Hey

What's the deal with this? I usually would have reverted it instantly but know you're one of guys who worked on the article to actually make it better. Mike the Great (talk) 21:30, 1 June 2012 (EDT)

Sorry fix'd the link. The SERVERNAME var is fucked up. Mike the Great (talk) 23:04, 1 June 2012 (EDT)

Baaaw

Cry some moar plz! People were adding more shit to the article because it was actually funny, after all that's what ED is for also ED isn't your personal army. User:Love The Lulz/Sig 22:50, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

Ahahaha! According to the article's History page you're the only one who actually removed the retarded friends section only this one time while other users actually contributed to it. Your shit fits put a really big smile on my face. User:LoveTheLulz 15:40, 3 June 2012 (UTC)

Not really, considering it's your name and your name only that shows you removed the section and it's perfectly fine with me if you want to keep it off. I only added that section because I noticed another user was adding her friends to it, pardon me if I'm not so serious about it. Me baaawing? Nah, I was only dragging this out so I could laugh at you being butthurt over shit you can easily undo. You really skipped over the drama section, which I'm not sure how you failed to notice that since it was a large section but okay. Remember now, key word here is D-r-a-m-a.

For someone who's trying to be witty, you certainly know how to spread your srs bsns of tears around. User:LoveTheLulz 16:50, 3 June 2012 (UTC)

So tell me again what I re-added? Because I know you're pulling this out of your ass. Common sense? You have none. User:LoveTheLulz 19:58, 3 June 2012 (UTC)

There's a difference between updating and re-adding and I know I didn't re-add anything after it was deleted. Why you keep saying this I don't know I guess you just want to throw your fecal matter at someone you don't know. I have a bad habit of missing points when they're never made and if you're trying to be clear on anything you did a piss poor job of doing it. So tell me again how I should be taking your silliness srsly? A pretty picture just for you Wat? I spoke about this on another user's talk page? Pffftt, ahahaha! Wow, now you're really pulling the shit out of your ass. Hmmm, that's strange I only see my responses saying I added and updated the section and not re-added it.

As far as not contributing things to your precious article...what the fuck are you smoking bro? You're certainly nothing but smoke and mirrors. Let me know when you decide to grow a brain and stop being butthurt over nada I'll get back to you.

Oh yes, one more thing please remember to at least sign your name, date and time like your supposed to (you don't have to sign it as a link but just sign it so I know when you respond). User:LoveTheLulz 7:40, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

LovetheLulz is obv a butthurt fagtard

Keep on trollin. His pissfits are hilarious. ^{^{Are you butthurt?}} _{BAWWW here.} 02:39, 8 June 2012 (EDT)

Bullshitwolf

I can't wait to see da twins. I thought to add that Alert template but I don't get why the braces show up. Maybe you can fix that. User:LoveTheLulz 10:11, 6 August 2012 (UTC)

Legit Identical twins? Or did she just copy-pasta herself in the same photo twice? I wonder if sweetpinkpetals just pulled this from google. User:LoveTheLulz 12:16, 8 August 2012 (UTC)

Hey

Are you still banned on devART? I haven't seen you in a long time. --Crotch 23:54, 7 August 2012 (EDT)

Re: Additions to Angelic-Catalyst

The only links I added were her riodingo youtube and her riodingo inkbunny; the 4 latest FA accounts must've been added by Mannington. LoveTheLulz 8:21, 16 August 2012 (UTC)

No problem. Yeah, I really don't know anymore but SPP is turning out to be a lot like her though; drama and what not. Too bad we can't get SPP to chat via webcam using Skype (video quality is a lot better then Yahoo). LoveTheLulz 8:39, 16 August 2012 (UTC)

Should a person make an journal post on Artists_Beware about our dear Fatturd (leaving out all the name-calling and swearing of course)? The layout is simple; Who, What, When and Where but there's a lot of information that can be used but I'm not all that familiar with the journal formatting or how it works. Anyway, it's just a suggestion since when an artist is posted on there people do take it far more seriously. Oh yeah, that gift art or trade she did for Youkai whatever is gone and now I see why. Yeah, her entire gallery is gone.

As far as SPP goes, I thought I was wrong but I'm not too certain anymore. However, you can get some delicious lulz from her. Not a whole lot but I'm sure you can do something with it. I wonder if she really went on a break or just hiding out. LoveTheLulz 4:31, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

That. is. a. fucking brilliant idea! I am wondering how you're going to pull this off though. But it will be a shit storm of delicious lulz. Hmmmm, that's interesting and I've noticed she's got a "to-do list" and still hasn't done anything. It's been there for a while now. LoveTheLulz 7:41, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

Great news! I really doubt the Fatturd will ever leave the real artists alone but if she does and latches onto SPP that'll be lulztastic! That's cool bro. I doubt Mary will ever be able to realize to connect those dots, lolz. Considering she's been doing this for what? Over three years now? But you're right it. will. be. a. lulzgasm once the shit hits the fan between the two. Too bad I can't see that mole, lol. LoveTheLulz 5:18, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

Re: Fattart Vs. Sparkletard

Hmmm, well just give it time and eventually Fatturd will start stealing the Sparkleturd's shit. Not surprising there. I wonder which bitch boy will play the part, lol. That's of course, if she's got any left. Sounds like a plan! LoveTheLulz 4:34, 21 August 2012 (UTC)

Lmao, not surprising there. Yeah and hopefully her next target will be her. Must see this! I luled hard and no that's not me but I guess anonymous was watching our discussion. That does bring a good chance for her to do it. Also I couldn't help but lul hard at this. Figures a faggot who's also a thief runs and screams "thief!" and when confronted with the truth ignores it. Whoever Crimson-Catalyst is, she just proved that Songbreeze741 is a hypocrite.LoveTheLulz 11:38, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

I have to wonder if Songbreeze really is an idiot or if he/she's undercover. I say this because Songbreeze is watching C.Catalyst, in anycase it looks like there's going to be a lulzfest due to the latest comment in response to him/her. Hmmm, eh I didn't expect much but who knows. Yeah, I noticed and it's just for now anyway I mean who knows. Mary might rip SPP off in private like she did with PuppyHeartBeat. There probably is, just have to look for them is all. True and yeah true too. Yeah. LoveTheLulz 10:05, 26 August 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, that makes more sense. Probably don't wanna start anything with Candid I guess. My guess as to why Mary and her fantards don't do anything in regards to C.Catalyst is because if they do, the truth becomes more obvious and just might cause some of her watchers to leave. Yeah, C.Catalyst should've uploaded slowly instead of rapidly. She does have her email in her journal. Not too much lulz to be had there. That should provide some laughs for a while. Yeah, I do have the tendency to lag. LoveTheLulz 10:05, 26 August 2012 (UTC)

Great work. Yeah? Cool. Lol, unfortunately for Mary. Doubt he realizes that though. Candid already found the rip for her Cyane OC, lolz and there's a lulzfest going on at Candid's page about it too. Shit's hellarious! That's not a bad idea. I knew Wanda was a shitty parent but fucking hell, what hypocritical bitch! I remember reading somewhere on her FaceBook that someone ripped her off over something and she didn't like that. Lolz. Yeah, that has to be it and Mary just posted another journal praising her fantards for defending her ripped shit. One of her enablers?

As far as SPP goes just found some new stuff on her and either she really does have a twin or that's some old art no one has really seen from BSW before. LoveTheLulz 9:45, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

If SPP's name is removed from blueshinewolf's article then they'll definitely be getting their very own since they cause a decent amount of lulz up to a point. Just have to push the two sparklemutts further to get more. Therealsq is the one who added that section, I only fixed it because the print was very tiny and the image didn't appear correctly when it was first posted. If SEGA really is anal about copyright infringement, which I think they really might be, then give a try and contact them. Was WarnerBros. the one that released that Hangover movie? LoveTheLulz 6:40, 31 August 2012 (UTC)

I can't stop loling

I came across this tartlet and holy fuck her art! LMAO! And it's not just her art but what the art actually depicts. And this bitch 27. LoveTheLulz 1:32, 01 September 2012 (UTC)

Wow, geez I don't reply as often as I should here but lolz. Glad you and your boyfriend enjoyed it. Anyway I've got enough faggotry on SPP that I think would make for a decent article but because I'm that disorganized I would like some help in writing it out. The sections would include but not limited to: 1. Who are these blonde bimbos 2. How it all began 3. Contests 4. Dun won poopularity u gais 5. Ttly awesome art 6. Links 7. See Also I've gone through and I've noticed that both sparklefags put out contests for people to draw/design their fail because they can't do it on their own and yet they say their so amazing at creating their own steaming piles of sparkleshit. I loled hard as fuck when I realized this. I wanna say that their latest sparkleshit will only end up in the trash because there's no plot, generic mary-sues, and that's where the rest of their other stories went (Wolf-of-Blood, Destiny, the Lost World).

And from what I've been able to gather the only reason why they like Bullshitwolf so much is because they hate her for her poopularity due to her shitty sparklemutts gain more attention then do their precious non-sparklemutts.

So honestly, I'm starting to think it would be best to just remove them from the Bullshitwolf article and just link them together. LoveTheLulz 9:58, 05 September 2012 (UTC)

Angelic-Catalyst

Looks like you got it, was a template in there. ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 04:12, 7 November 2012 (EST)

yeah yeah

He actually emailed me saying there was an issue and that's why I resolved it (I hope). I just take a while due to shitnets. I think you're thinking Template:Clear which will basically force everything below it to be displayed starting a new section, but keep in mind it can have harsh consequences on different displays. Usually your best bet if you can is moving images to a collapsible gallery because most spacing issues arise from a core problem of too many images cluttering up space. Mike the Great (talk) 01:31, 18 November 2012 (EDT)

Like which edit? Mike the Great (talk) 20:08, 18 November 2012 (EDT)

Re: For the love of ED

So then that means, Mary isn't stealing from Uriko anymore (or anyone else for that matter). So you can actually confirm that Mary's Dad does in fact live in a trailer on Amelia Island then? The article would actually be purely factual if it wasn't for all the mindless name calling since we can't have that now. Cool story bro, cool story. LoveTheLulz 12:40, 20 November 2012 (UTC)

The fuck are you even talking about? Seriously, quit trying so fucking hard.

FacePalmVeteran 01:19, 11 December 2012 (EST)

Go back and reread what I wrote and look back on my contributions then ask me again. I don't even have to try hard and piss you off. LoveTheLulz 12:44, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

Lawlz

Pitch a shitstorm because uploaded the same thing twice. Upload the same thing twice. Wat.

Not sure how you didn't notice the one about the Roxie the Rippeddeer I previously uploaded but okay. Guess you got excited huh? And I'm fairly certain Armando's new sona is ripped from one of Katie's characters again.

LoveTheLulz 09:56, 10 December 2012 (UTC)

Who pitched a shitstorm? All I did was delete your shitty captions and add more images. I love how you got butthurt and changed my edits though. Very cute. I uploaded and added my images before you which means you came in and changed out my contributions then proceeded to write this bullshit. Anyway, I'm reverting your shit. Because it's shit. Like seriously, didn't you learn from the last time your shit had to be repeatedly removed from this article? You've contributed little to nothing of value. Take what you have left of your self-respect and just seriously stop touching this page.

FacePalmVeteran 01:17, 11 December 2012 (EST)

No wonder why I didn't see your response you posted on the wrong page. Uh, last time I checked it was you as your temper tantrums are still on my talk page. Actually no, you first deleted the Roxie image I added first to add yours, twice, then you deleted the Zac vs Armando's latest version picture by Mary and now you deleted the screen cap of Fatty's now baaawleted journal. How do you expect anyone to believe Fatty's a thief when you keep deleting what I post on here? Don't see how anything I added at this point was bullshit but okay. You only say it's shit because you weren't the one who added them so whatever you say.

If anyone should be removed from touching this article it's you since all you seem to do is revert whatever I add that's actually more truth to the article. LoveTheLulz 11:26, 10 December 2012 (UTC)

Lawl you mean how I had to come tell you personally to cut the bullshit because you couldn't take a hint after at least two of the main editors were reverting your shit? Call it a temper-tantrum if it makes you fell better, lul. My edits were the first made to the article after she posted her bullshit article. I don't know what the fuck kind of crack you're on but that shit must be strong. Lmao this coming from the one who can't even draw their own shit. I saw your fucking article, I can't take a trace-fag serious. LMAO oh my god, all I'm hearing is baaaw u shud get removed cuz u dun liek mah stuff!!111 even though this is the SECOND damn time your unfunny, try hard retardation is having to be removed from the article. You're one of the most newest of the newfags and you wouldn't even know the first fucking thing. You can't just find bits and pieces, add shit with unfunny captions and start waving your two-inches around as if anything you've contributed has actually been of any value. Your shit is 'more truth' it's the same exact shit everybody else posts save for the first time we've had to remove your bullshit because it was asinine and unnecessary. Just quit fucking touching the article already. You should be focusing more on the shit articles you start and your anatomy.FacePalmVeteran 01:47, 11 December 2012 (EST)

So Rai-dark is full of shit and doesn't know what she's talking about over Mary's new version of Armando? Because they look the same to me but that's just stupid old me. I mean the fact that Mary's ripped from Kaite more than once and they both have IB accounts has nothing to do with that either, amirite? And why delete the original description I left in the Roxie Rip comparison that I uploaded before you decided to add the same thing twice then delete mine? What journal are you even talking about concerning your unncessary Roxie Rip?

Don't see how those are bits in pieces when they go with what you're trying to show people but alright. Unfunny? It wasn't even supposed to be funny. I think what you meant to say was this " You're one of the most newest of the newfags and you wouldn't even know the first fucking thing. You can't just find bits and pieces, add shit with unfunny captions and start waving your two-inches around as if anything you've contributed has not actually been of any value." I'm sure that pisses off the old and not so wise Veteran because outside help is unnecessary. My articles are fine because if they weren't they would have been deleted by a higher up by now. Yes I do suck hard at anatomy because I can't draw to save my own ass. Why yes yes it was. LoveTheLulz 12:12, 12 December 2012 (UTC)

Boy you kids sure are cute! :D

The repressed homo love-rage between the two of you is just...EXPLOSIVE!

Seriously, you two snit bitches need to kiss and make up already.

Put yer personal butt mad into something more constructive already.

--Onideus

03:05, 11 December 2012 (EST)

Re: Maneaeve Stahp

I didn't think that minor changes in a rip actually means it's different from the original but thanks for pointing that out as now I can go through and delete the ones that don't belong in your precious article. Oh yes I'm certainly trying too hard.

You're really going to pull the 'I think you don't know shit so you can say shit' card? Okay whatever you say. Kinda hard to send any caps to you or to the other editors on ED when you don't give out your email. Nah I don't do that that's gross bro but you believe that if you want to since there's no actual record of that. Oh don't worry I do have a job, car and a license. Not the greatest of jobs but whatever I can find you know like the Dollar Store and what not. Oh yeah I definitely contribute to Mary's article just to impress random strangers online oh yeah. How can you say I'm similair when you drone on about me being pathetic as if I was Maneaeve. You either believe I am or you don't, gotta make up your mind you know. So making carbon copies of other people's art is okay now? "is at least anthro", oookay not sure what that has to do with anything but alright. Says the editor who calls bullshit when given caps. When did I say that I was? I'm not trying at anything all I do is contribute links and caps that fit nicely then you piss a fit over it. Didn't see any pictures of those on there but okay.

OMFG!!! Blue eyes and white hair. Ttly the same character u gais.

LoveTheLulz 01:11, 12 December 2012 (UTC)

For a girlie who gets pissy over nothing you sure have an extreme case of USI, course though, you won't admit it because your ego will deny anything. If I were trying to hide anything I would have blanked out anything in regards to Maneaeve. Hell, I would have even blanked the article and erased it anywhere it was linked to on here so as of now I'll let you get back to shitting up your article because you said so yourself "it's a cesspool of information".

Oh and I love how you whine at MikeTheGreat whenever I contribute it's so adorable. Too bad for you he or anyone else doesn't give too much of a fuck about it. LoveTheLulz 11:47, 12 December 2012 (UTC)

MikeTheGreat pretty much told you to stfu and get over yourself already. LoveTheLulz 05:42, 15 December 2012 (UTC)

Lawlz. If it weren't for all of your shit fits you keep shitting on my talk page I would have never guessed your panties were in a twist. TL;DR Facepalmveteran is mad. LoveTheLulz 03:27, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Go run to someone who cares about your shitstorms.

LoveTheLulz 10:51, 04 January 2013 (UTC)

"you sure are adamant about one-upping me." Thanks for the lulz. Bitch all you want I don't give a flying rats ass. LoveTheLulz 06:27, 07 January 2013 (UTC)

You're finally shutting the fuck up? That's great news despite the fact that I love pissing you off so easily, you know cuz I'm leik ttly "one-upping" you. LoveTheLulz 06:18, 09 January 2013 (UTC)

Re: Mary's ED

Okay I won't readd them then. LoveTheLulz 03:25, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Excellent! Here's hoping that hate her thieving fat ass too. Should I re add this back into the Y u steal so much drop down gallery or did you want to wait until you post more from your benefactor? LoveTheLulz 07:50, 02 March 2013 (UTC)

Okay, I'll continue to keep it off then. In other lulzy news I noticed this.

LoveTheLulz 07:53, 04 March 2013 (UTC)

I failed in noticing. Pfffft, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Only a moron would use the 'OMG, ur such a stalker!!!' online shitty excuse when it's all public to begin with. What a fuckin maroon. I side with legitimaly stupid. People haven proven it before when defending the fatturd. I am shocked I tell you. You know I should've realized that before I posted it because searching that name on Skype lead to some other person who obviously wasn't the fatturd. I also noticed that fatty has a new boyfriend. LoveTheLulz 06:39, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

Re: Dickfaces Article

Adding Jewtube videos to an article? Oh, that's easy it's actually fun. What are the videos you want added and I'll add them? LoveTheLulz 07:46, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Added all the ones you linked to in the Discussions tab. LoveTheLulz 03:39, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

Re: Jesustittyfuck

Fixed it. I copypasted the information in the section that followed it. LoveTheLulz 06:40, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Re: Repeat Article Vandalism

The most I can do is ban Thehairybandit and protect the article. Banning PestilenceWolf only prevents him from making new accounts from that specific IP address/e-mail account; I'm unsure which one is used as IP blocks expire after 24 hours. If his girlfriend makes an account of her own then we just have to ban her as well, which I have since she vandalized the article. If they're stupid enough then they don't realize how they can circumvent their bans, but if someone is determined enough they can just keep making new accounts to vandalize. In that case the best way to stop them is outright protection of the article for a few days while their butthurt wears off. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Talk | Contribs 19:26, 17 November 2014 (EST)