User:Sikozu/Foxi Dani

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Just one of many screencaps taken by Anons from 4chan on the /b/ board. seeing all the screencaps does not win you a shiny new bicycle, but it does show you how fucked in the head Dani is.
Foxi Dani is not a human, no. He is a fox!
His hobbies include 'Yiffing', 'Sex with Animals', and 'Tearing babies to shreds'.

Foxi Dani (A.K.A: Dani Raatikainen, Dani Foxx, Waste of semen), is some mentally challenged basement dwelling, dog and fox fucking, furfag that was most definitely raped and abused as a child by his parents. As well as this, it's a theory that he was dropped on his head and/or bashed on the head to the point where he couldn't take the strain on his poor mind and ran into the woods of harmony, and thus upon doing so, happened across a skulk of foxes fucking and otherwise doing animal things. This in turn must of fucked him up to the point where he thought this better than his own family, joining the animals in their fun.

He mainly lurks the /b/ and /an/ boards, looking for any thread to do with furries and animals. You can find him on fridays on 'Furiday' posting fur and ranting about his epic foxiness and how much he is not a human.

Now normally, when you see some furfag, especially the ones that are into bestiality, you laugh at them and tell them what an epic fail they are at life and how they should commit suicide in a huge flaming pit of epic fail. This includes and is not limited to:

  • Aids
  • Fire
  • Acid
  • Needles, (With Aids, and faecal matter.)
  • More Aids
  • More Fail
  • Thousands of salt covered razor blades and sharp pointy objects


Foxiness you say?



On 4chan, when he is in a furthread, everyone bashes him, and only one person is friends with him. The reason you might ask? Well, like Dani, that person believes they are an anima- Well, Dragon actually. He goes by Dah and is slightly less fucked up compared to Dani. Either way, they're both potentials for becoming An Hero because they're forever alones that do nothing but jerk it to furries.


So... transgender extends to a different species now?
Yes, it's not because you're human at all. It's also Srs bznis.
Implying he only wishes romance with animals.

Not only this, but speaking to Dani is like speaking to a Christian when you try and say "God does not exist!", he frequently brings Rule 11 (Note said rules don't have to be taken seriously) into play when you attempt to provide logic and reason to what he says, but it doesn't matter, he'll make up something else what will keep him feeling foxy.



He admits on a frequent basis that he is into bestiality and then denies it the second you confront him about it. It's rather funny to see him deny said accusations after posting the screencaps, he'll then say they were screen-capped out of context. Although, I'm not quite sure if "I enjoy sex with animals" can be taken out of context whatsoever.


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