User:Pootaboot/Iyatsu
Enrique Espinoza/Iyatsu, also known as Dragoroo or latios4, is a 19 year old furfag that fantisizes about fucking the pokemon Latios. He also totes a high and mighty attitude while always bitching about why he doesn't have a girlfriend. As a typical furry, he runs around using the infallible argument "I went to college" as a example of his superiority. Despite his outstanding achievements in life, he seems to suffer from a constant case of butthurt.
Now a student at UCLA, Iyatsu likes to run around pretending to be a linguistic genius while writing riveting philosophical piecesabout the misuse of terms and constantly using twitter to bitch about how he can't seem to find a girlfriend.
Who wouldn't want to Date Iyatsu?
This question appears often in Iyatsu's life (which exists mostly on twitter since he has no friends). As you can see, Iyatsu is a handsome, clean-cut fellow that would make any woman proud! As long as you meet his standards. Who wouldn't want to date a guy that grows a mold farm in his fursuit ?
According to Iyatsu's Twitter, In order to date him, you must be a fat chick; no exceptions because he needs to stick his dick somewhere. Furthermore, you must be kinky; If you won't let him suck on your lactating tits or draw him furry porn, then you will not do!
Despite the influx of women always trying to get in his pants, Iyatsu has decided it's his duty to choose his girlfriend. His way of attracting a mate is quite suave; He tweets about women behind their back with such beautiful phrases as "I'm surrounded by fat chicks and it's hot" or "It's a fat whale party and I love it", because we all know women love to hear that.
His way of greeting females in person consists of dropping lines about how he wants to molest their fat or how often he faps to their artwork.
Somehow, if these methods fail; He then turns his rejection into making rants On the internet or to his "friends" about how the girls that reject him are whores .
A Buffet of Manliness
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Iyatsu's Pokemon Abomination of a murrsona -
Check out this trace of his super hot bod; Ladies flock to that shit -
Nope.avi -
Ladies love my moldy ass fuck suit -
Why won't Herro fuck me!? -
Forever alone.
The Herro Incident
For some time now Iyatsu has had an unhealthy obsession with the artist Herro which lead to the eventual let down when she explained she would not date him. Instead of taking the news like a man, Iyatsu did the only logical thing; He began writing and editing ED articles about her to make sure everyone knew how terrible she was!. To make sure all of his friends knew how to let her know how terrible she was, he posted her phone number, resulting in her getting fired from her Secure Government job.
At first he denied any involvement in the issue, however it was quite clear who wrote the article when his commonly used internet name was found as the author of the article.
When busted, he declared that he did it for great justice and boasted quite proudly on his twitter. Iyatsu stated that he clearly needed to show the world how terrible Herro was because she threatened him; By this he means she told him to stay the fuck away.
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Look out kids, we got a badass here! -
Intentionally try to ruin someone's life; Try to play victim when busted -
Clearly he means "People who won't fuck me..." -
Places to Find the Faggot
latios4 Excellent to find his "intellectual" rantings and beautiful artwork.
dragoroo
eIat10s
dragoroo Live feed of why he'll never have a girlfriend.
Contact
- MSN: [email protected]
- AIM: eI at10s
- PHONE: (714) 272-6289
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