User:Narkoman
Narkoman (now known as Laura Palmer) is a pasty bitch from a shitty place somewhere in 'Merica. She is a gigantic kiss-ass and tries to make up for it by using self-deprecating humor. Unlike most women, she consistently refuses to get back in the kitchen and make sandwiches, causing her biological wiring to short-circuit and cause her to become a fucking lunatic obsessed with killing sandniggers, psycho dykes with severe penis envy, and people who have raped the meaning out of the word "rape" by lying that they were raped by their father, boyfriend, husband, brother, and the rest of this evil, heteronormative cissexual society. It is speculated that Narko does this because she's a female neckbeard and it trying to SUCK OFF suck up to men in order to take them by surprise and prove that she's different from other women.
Narko also loves drugs and would probably turn to using heroin if she wasn't a giant pussy.
Origin
On November 20th, 2014, someone registered to EDF2 under the name Narkoman. Shortly after joining the site, she began to shitpost in the Tom Preston thread, winning the hearts of many of the other users of the forum. She has since never been the same.
Stuff that Narkoman hates
Tumblr and Social Justice
Retards - See above
Anime that isn't Hokuto no Ken or AKIRA
Clit choppers that speak in a language that can only be spoken by hawking up loogies of goat semen
Dry and ugly cocks, genital mutilation in general
Stuff that Narkoman doesn't hate
Music in random fucking genres like trip hop, grunge, post-rock, Intelligent Dance Music, songs made by crazy Nords that try to set fire to the Temple of Talos
Fried chicken. Narko's dietary chicken intake is claimed to be stronger than that of Detroit darkies
Seagram's, a fruity alcoholic drink.
Big uncut, white cock. However, being from Arizona, Mexican cock will also seem to suffice actually half-Mexican. Narkoman only likes white cock and Mestizo cock. What do you take her for, a DEGENERATE?
