User:MrVendettaface/Brumby Fearchar Steeleheart
Brumby Fearchar Steeleheart (aka Brumby queerchair steelfart, AKA Canaan), is the tyrinnical, 47 year old furry fuhrer of the Eccentricities and Trampled By Heavy Animals forums for people interested in molesting, crushing, killing, and overall being weird to animals with their feet. He tends to enjoy sitting around on a pile of extremely loyal moderators, who tend to his every elderly need as he forces members of the site to allow him to use the human feet on his anthropomorphic horse furfag character to step on and crush their bodies into a bloody pulp while he jacks off, all the while they refer to him by his God status, "bosshoss." It is confirmed that he is constantly in an angry senior citizen mood because he was kicked out of the lemonparty committee.
The “bosshoss”:
Some of the legends say that if you allow the overgrown manchild of a furfag to stomp on you and grind you into a bloody pulp long enough to stimulate him to a dust-shooting, cardiac-arresting climax, he will praise your actions and grant you a spot on his "Valued Members" list or moderator staff. The legends also state, however, that if you anger the immortal senior citizen, then he will unleash his unjust punishment faster than you can say alzheimers syndrome. His solution being of course, a swift ban, followed by being an internet tough guy and insulting you while you're gone and demanding his moderators to resume placing their heads inside his ass. However the seniorly dictator remains uninformed of the processes of today's whippersnapper technology, and does not know what an IP address is, allowing trolls to continously make accounts in an attempt to obtain maximum lulz. (Go ahead! Try it!)
The closing of the chat on Eccentricities
On 3-25-2012 (also known as the day of final judgement) Brumby decided to unleash his final solution upon the site, threatening to close the live chat program if people didn't begin to worship his disgusting, wrinkly feet instead of chatting normally about whatever topics they so wished. Naturally, this outraged several members of the site, of which were swiftly B& because Hitler Brumby believes that what he says is law. Several of his staff quit, refusing to be part of his personal SS. His main basis for any of his arguments being that he spent over 15000 dollars on his shitty forum (which is impossible to believe, considering it looks like a steaming pile of crap.), making him believe that he has the right to treat anyone a part of it any way he wants, and fuck all who say otherwise.
Some examples of his faschism follow:
Evidence of seniorly rage
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He's a horny... celebrity? -
brumby attempts to get away with his tantrum -
brumby attempts to get away with his tantrum (part 2) -
Quite the professional (part 1) -
Quite the professional (part 2) -
Quite the professional (part 3)
Docs
- Real name: James Carter
- Age: 47
- Occupation: Truck driver (previously employed by Marten Transport)
- Birthday: July 23, 1964
Ways to invoke the wrath of the fabled "bosshoss":
- Call him old
- Attempt to banish him back to his original plane of existence by saying his name backwards three times
- Talk about videogames or anything anyone under 40 talks about
- Do anything other than roleplay about having your organs ruptured and your skeleton crushed inside your body by the foot of another being
- Call him a furfag
- Criticize his abhorent spending and provide financial advice.
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From an underaged fan. -
His feet have fat rolls. -
Huuurr -
What it's like speaking up on the forum. -
Old wrinkled grandpa feet.
Places you kind find the immortal, pro-nazi "bosshoss" today:
- His kingdom of animal-killing feet fetishism: http://www.lifeunderfoot.org/forum/index.php
- His domain for creepy sado-masochisitic bestiality: http://www.trampledbha.com/
- His furfaggot page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/barefootstallion/
- He has a steam! (Weird, considering there's no reason he could be using it since vidyagames are fer yungin's): barefootstallion
- His profile on bigfurs: http://bigfurs.com/forum/user-38.html
