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—The biggest lie ever told. |
The truth is a paradox that everyone on the interwebs strives to find. Everyone and anyone claims they could be telling the truth, but as we all know the truth is in accordance to fact or reality, and seeing as this is the internet, that essentially means nothing is true.
But why is nothing true on the Internet? Well let's be honest: What good has telling the truth ever done? Has telling the truth gotten you out of that sex offender case for having CP on your hard drive? Have telling the truth brought your ex-girlfriend back? Has telling the truth make you a pretty cool guy? Of course not dipshit! So why tell the truth when you can just lie and make everything cooler as a result? And that, is the honest truth.
Common Truths
List of people who have never told a lie
- Weird Al
- Hugh Jidette
- Michael Moore
- Ron Paul
Bill Clinton He didn't had sexual relations with that woman.Oh wait, he did.George WashingtonHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKSDisregard that disregarding.
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