User:Jewbittenspider/Hav0c
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Havoc is the internet's biggest troll punchbag.He became a celebrity with his debut in XCG. He lives in Finland and believes to be smart because his parents have the money to send him to Oxford for about 3 days,but he will anyway be kicked out of it because Oxford does not tolerate people with such
a high IQ.He made himself known with an incident in his CoD clan.
Big on the interwebz
The only thing that made havoc famous was that he donated a teamspeak server,a black ops server and some more shit to a clan he got banned from.gg.
He is the master of all conversations also a lie,ask him for proof and he will back off like he's being threatened with his mom getting hanged and raped(I'd do it).He is also the best trainer for newbie trolls so don't forget to insult his mom or his 50$ project he's working on if he's around kthx.Beware though,his parents work in the army and can srsly pwn your ass if you even insult him.But then again,this is the worst case,he lives in Finland so he'd be fucking lucky if he could even buy a plane ticket without freezing to find you and own you.
Famous Acts of Lulz
He joined XCG and got a guy named Cheezburgr butthurt,so he got trolled over and over and over and over.He got trololold untill he cried to the clan leader until Cheezburgr nearly got B& but he left,thus quitting his trolling highscore.He was still hated by 99.9% of the clan so it was worth it.Cheez went underground for like 2 months,then he came back and TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED THE KID BY TURNING EVERYONE AGAINST HIM.The cool thing about it is that he didn't even want to do it,he probably wanted to boost his e-peen by trolling him some more.
Interesting Facts
- Havoc's name is blatantly ripped off from Havok,the company you keep seeing in every fucking Grand Theft Auto at the intro.
- He is actually 12,not 15.Any chances of conversation proved it.
- He is working on a 5000$ project or some bullshit.
- He is a Scientologist
- Do note he will deny if you tell him that,but Xenu knows it.
- He hacks on FIFA 11 and CoD2
- Is known to live somewhere in Helsinki(moar like Shitsinki amirite?)
- He doesn't know how to fap,I'd prefer if you don't fucking ask me how I know that.
- His parents are known to worship Hitler,but he worships Girlvinyl instead because when he got showed a pic of here he said "sexy"
- He is autistic and probably also suffers from AIDS but we have no fucking idea why a disease would even touch him.
- He never heard of any of the *chans,though he claims he's been a /b/tard
- He is a vandal,you can help by vandalizing his userpage here User:GeorgieH2K and then linking him this article,and XCG on his youtube.Be sure to revert any edits.
- His IRL name is Aarne,
Trolling Techniques
Here are a few of the best trolling techniques sampled by our friend Nigra-Russian-Finnish-Weaboo friend.
High-level troll
- 1.Find him on youtube,preferably here[1]
- 2.Become frendz with him
- 3.Ask him IRL stuff,be sure to get his xfire : 1aarne12 so you can talk easier,also specify who yoi are in the request or the faggot will decline.
- 4.Post IRL stuff here
- 5.Link him this article
- 6.Watch him rage and threaten you with the Cyberpolice and how he's going to kill you,better keep a shotgun loaded and safe somewhere,or a pistol
- 7.???
- 8.PROFIT!!!
Medium-level troll
- 1.Trick him into thinking that there are Promod Noobtube teams.
- 2.Watch him ask around
- 3.Watch him if he asks you if you're Cheezburgr
- 4.Expect some shit in finnish here
- 5.Link him this article,don't forget to smile! :)
- 6.???
- 7.PROFIT!!!
Low-level troll
- 1.Make several accounts on Youtube and flame him by insulting his mom or making his parents criminals.
- 2.Get a friend or two to do this with you (optional)
- 3.Watch him rage
- 4.???
- 5.PROFIT!!!
Alternatively,you can do the same with his Xfire,but this is harder and only works once or twice a day,since he won't accept them anymore after a troll or or two.
See Also
XCG
Faggotry
Church of Scientology
Scifag
12 year old
Idiot
Whore
